OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2021:  03:10:15

which she squishes between graham crackers with chocolate.

She calls them

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2021:  06:29:10

"gram crackers with chocolate and marshmallow art sculptures".



She’s very creative

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KyBanjo - Posted - 01/12/2021:  08:41:51

when it comes to elegant desserts.

One time she

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2021:  09:28:30

baked a pie a la file for her imprisoned brother.



The guards

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OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2021:  09:47:19

were enjoying every bite until one of them broke his front teeth on the file.

Not being particularly bright, they wondered

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2021:  10:42:15

what the heck a file was doing inside of a home-baked pie.



They figured maybe

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/12/2021 10:42:30

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/12/2021:  14:46:52

it was there for an upcoming escape attempt.

However no one had ever

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2021:  14:49:27

dug a tunnel under the wall with just a file.

Some cons on Ryker’s Island

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2021:  16:57:31

have escaped by swimming, but the river water rusted their file.

When they

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2021:  03:21:26

were recaptured they spoke with a raspy voice.

They had scraped along

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2021:  08:08:25

in life without proper behavioural tools.

Never tell a con

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/13/2021:  10:21:39

any of your secrets.

There is a tendency

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2021:  13:27:49

to over share when you share a cell with someone.

However,

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/13/2021:  17:38:45

there are times when it could come in handy.

Do you remember

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2021:  20:26:14

when Burt Lancaster shared with the birds in Alcatraz?

He didn’t feel like rioting

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2021:  03:40:33

preceding to tweet with his feathered friends.

He found solace

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/14/2021:  05:44:24

, purpose, and satisfaction in caring for birds.



They say; Birds of a feather

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chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2021:  07:44:09

fu,,,I mean flock together.

The birds in my neighbourhood all sing bass

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/14/2021:  12:16:40

while the ones across town prefer tenor

One would think that they

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/14/2021:  13:11:56

might locate a few sopranos and altos and perform a cappella.

They might

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2021:  03:20:35

even form a barbershop quartet.



They coild get a good

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/15/2021 03:20:59

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/15/2021:  04:55:56

deal from Goober on a used low mileage Buick Estate Wagon and go on tour.



It's possible

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/15/2021 04:57:10

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2021:  06:15:28

that they’ll land a recording contract.

First they’ve got to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/15/2021:  07:12:17

stop tweeting long enough to get a grip on reality.

Maybe then

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2021:  07:48:41

they could take Broadway by storm.

Birds in England

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2021:  04:31:19

prefer to be called British.



They feel it makes them sound

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/16/2021 04:31:39

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/16/2021:  08:08:32

charming but a bit snobbish as well.

Did you here their version of

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2021:  08:11:20

The Marine Corps Hymn played on the kazoo?



It’s oddly compelling but

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/16/2021 08:11:39

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/16/2021:  09:26:50

no match for an amplified Bluegrass banjo playing a breakdown through a 300 watt Marshall stack.



They certainly deserve

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/16/2021 09:27:48

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2021:  10:12:00

as much recognition as the Dead.

Those guys would play 5 notes for an hour

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2021:  11:18:16

and leave their fans completely satisfied.

I don’t know how

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/16/2021:  15:18:52

to do brain surgery or much about rocket science.

However, I am

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/16/2021:  15:40:45

qualified to work on certain things.

This works out great because

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2021:  15:50:18

my wife slings hash every night of the week at Jimmy’s Lunch.



That gives me time

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KyBanjo - Posted - 01/17/2021:  00:34:07

 to clean up on the outside and tidy up a bit.



Did you know that we

Edited by - KyBanjo on 01/17/2021 00:35:08

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/17/2021:  09:51:45

have a nice picnic table out front?

We use it

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/17/2021:  10:03:03

most of the time when the birds are not around.

It could use a coat of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/17/2021:  10:30:29

charcoal starter and a match.

Maybe then

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/17/2021:  15:50:22

we can get a well done meal fit for a king..

If you don't care, would you

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2021:  16:48:54

mind if I barfed after consuming the hash.

It seems my gastro-intestinal disorder

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2021:  03:12:30

may get me into the Guinness Book Of Records.

The judges say that I have

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/18/2021:  08:20:16

a natural ability to use acid reflux to my advantage.

Last week

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/18/2021:  10:02:53

I starred im my first Rolaids commercial.

I was told that

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2021:  14:32:13

to be believable I’d have to eat 5 pounds of raw oysters and then consume 50 Rolaids tablets.

I told them

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/18/2021:  15:22:52

that shouldn't be a problem at all as seafood is my favorite.

Well it turns out that

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2021:  03:29:33

the oysters had been left sitting out for several hours under the hot stage lights.

After the second dozen, I started

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/19/2021:  05:43:24

up my old Studebaker and headed for Jimmy’s Lunch to get an order of hash.

There’s nothing like

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2021:  06:23:06

Jimmy’s to cure what ails you.

If you don’t mind, I’d like to take a

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/19/2021:  08:05:04

shower before I go to get that funny oyster smell off.

There is nothing like