chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2020:  18:40:57

the hijinks on Lovers Lane.

Lois Lane, on the other hand,

xmark - Posted - 08/13/2020:  19:48:11

never joined the circus.

Instead, she eventually worked as a newspaper reporter at the Daily Planet...but prior to that

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2020:  02:54:08

she had a brief career as a cabaret singer.

Unfortunately, her voice

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2020:  04:32:45

changed after 5 hard-bitten years of whisky and cigarettes.

She was singing to near-empty clubs at the end

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2020:  09:54:05

which, ironically, was how she started out.

You might say that she

jacot23 - Posted - 08/14/2020:  10:22:50

has come full circle.


I believe there are much better...

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2020:  11:18:20

times ahead for gals like Lois.

Take Della, secretary and confidant of Perry Mason, for example

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/14/2020:  17:49:17

she has been courageous and easy....

Lois might be suited for

xmark - Posted - 08/14/2020:  20:16:00

a high-flying career as a damsel in distress.



Other successful examples of women taking this career path might be Olive Oyl, or

Edited by - xmark on 08/14/2020 20:17:22

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2020:  20:45:35

Little Orphan Annie, who used to date Oliver Twist.

Orphan Annie & Oliver toured the dive joints as a duet

jacot23 - Posted - 08/14/2020:  20:47:24

but it didn't last long.

No one wanted to hear...

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2020:  04:02:16

their twisted tales about Daddy Warbucks.

Daddy used to say his bodyguards, Punjab and The Asp

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2020:  04:56:01

we’re moonlighting as gravediggers.

He paid them

xmark - Posted - 08/15/2020:  05:57:04

by the pound...of dirt, that is.

Another odd job they used to really dig involved

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2020:  10:31:02

looking for fossils in the badlands of South Dakota.

they were hoping

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2020:  10:39:20

to find evidence of the “missing link“.

But alas ; after 3 years living in a tent

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2020:  10:44:21

without running water or sanitary facilities, they reeked like month old jackal retching.

Please don’t ask me

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2020:  10:46:14

how I know this - I just do.

My life in the Southwest desert

jacot23 - Posted - 08/15/2020:  16:52:26

was a miserable experience.


But I did learn the importance of...

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2020:  17:57:57

keeping plenty of water in the car.

Either you or the radiator

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2020:  18:19:45

will lose necessary liquids.

Don’t expect irrigation canals

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/15/2020:  18:48:27

get you threw the dry spells.

You really need to concentrate on

xmark - Posted - 08/15/2020:  19:18:13

survival when living off the land in the desert.

Speaking of survival tips

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2020:  19:19:28

never take the cap off your radiator when it’s overheated.

I have scars to prove it

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2020:  05:06:47

and the memory is almost as painful as the burns were.

The scars serve to remind

xmark - Posted - 08/16/2020:  12:09:21

me to think and take my time before reacting...otherwise I might get burned.

Delivering pizzas is yet another way to

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/16/2020:  16:43:01

let off gaseous amounts of steam.

And sometimes ya still get burnt by the

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2020:  17:33:34

pizza boos who pays you by the mile.



His idea of a "mile"

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OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2020:  18:15:30

isn’t based on any commonly accepted distance.

It’s something he

jacot23 - Posted - 08/16/2020:  20:17:22

invented to make things seem longer to his girlfriend.


The sad thing is...

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2020:  20:30:30

his girlfriend dumped him to go with Long John Silver.

He peddles contraband viagra on streetcorners

5B-Ranch - Posted - 08/17/2020:  02:07:48

but his business had been dropping sharply.

He just couldn't keep it up

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2020:  04:15:12

in the face of bigger competitors.

Some of them were so huge

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2020:  07:55:34

even Dora’s Gentlemen’s Club closed their doors.

Please call your doctor after 4 hours

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2020:  08:00:07

unless you are proud of your tumescence.

However, you should be aware that

jacot23 - Posted - 08/17/2020:  08:13:23

permanent shrinkage can occur after that length of time.


As long as you carefully apply...

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2020:  08:17:11

shrink-wrap to the offending protuberance you should be fine.

Your SO might go home to mother

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2020:  17:18:59

or she might just toss everything you own onto the sidewalk.

Either way, you

jacot23 - Posted - 08/17/2020:  18:05:23

are WRONG.


It's a shame that...

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2020:  18:20:15

women often get the last word.

I usually just head down the street to Grim Jim’s

jacot23 - Posted - 08/17/2020:  19:48:46

and drink myself into oblivion.

Sure hope he doesn't have to...

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2020:  04:06:19

move out of state to retire like he’s been saying.

I wouldn’t know

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2020:  08:26:07

where else I could belch, fart, and vomit without attracting undue attention.

Jim has a small stage

jacot23 - Posted - 08/18/2020:  08:37:33

off to the side where we compete for loudest, smelliest, and most disgusting.

I'm the current champion for...

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2020:  10:34:32

the entire six block area.

There were three other

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2020:  10:46:54

contestants but they passed out before the finals.

Big Buford Obeesman is entering next week

jacot23 - Posted - 08/18/2020:  13:59:39

I think I may sit this one out though.


Rumor has it he's been...

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/18/2020:  14:25:30

seen around the local gym lately working out.

Whats really funny is the way he

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2020:  17:26:04

works out is doing 12 ounce arm curls and leaping to conclusions.

He rarely does anything