Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/25/2020:  11:14:20

it’s potential to point out the direction of the Tiki bar.

Last time I was at the Tiki bar

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2020:  11:27:54

I ticked off ten tick & flea exterminators.

They took exception to my

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/25/2020:  14:11:49

banjo playing and drunkenly yelled “play something you know”.

I told them to kiss

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2020:  03:38:34

my tailpiece and started to laugh at my clever joke.

Unfortunately, they didn’t know

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/26/2020:  07:30:42

how to laugh at themselves for having tics and fleas on their persons.

At that point

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/26/2020:  07:38:41

they went out and bought flea collars for all.

That seemed to help but

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2020:  09:12:09

their reputations preceded them.

They were only allowed in at Grim Jim’s Bar & Grille

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/26/2020:  10:48:29

located on the south side, in a bad neighborhood, between the stock yard tracks and the shipping docks.



Grim Jim’s B&G is known for

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 11/26/2020 10:49:26

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/26/2020:  17:59:27

its biscuits & gravy for the breakfast crowd.

Liqueur sales start at

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2020:  04:03:03

the crack of dawn and run until the next sunrise.

We’re not sure how Dawn feels about this, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2020:  06:26:00

she’s always game, by cracky.

She’s been known to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/27/2020:  06:50:58

bend over and crack us a smile upon request.



Being the unofficial Grim Jim’s mascot

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 11/27/2020 06:51:21

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/27/2020:  08:09:03

she always seems to get away with it.

I remember one time she

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/27/2020:  11:11:39

was high on the ladder hanging Christmas decorations at Grim Jim’s.

Seems quite a crowd gathered

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/27/2020:  14:49:12

when they noticed she was not wearing nothing but a smile underneath.

Sales where so good that

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2020:  17:20:04

Jim gave her a big tip, if you know what I mean.

Men would line up at the door

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2020:  03:38:25

hoping for a glimpse of the action.

It doesn’t take very much

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/28/2020:  08:56:36

KY whiskey to get the guys cranked up at Grim Jim’s.

During happy hour

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/28/2020:  09:33:19

bourbon is buy one get one free.

This always causes

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/28/2020:  10:24:48

Dawn to dance on the bar with a full moon shining.

The vehicles out front if Grim Jim’s

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2020:  10:54:17

are old 62 Fargo and Studebaker pickups.

They need restoring

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/29/2020:  12:34:35

but Jim refuses to put anymore in them.

He was once offered

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/29/2020:  17:09:35

a reasonable price for his businesses establishment by the local syndicate.



A guy named No Knuckles Nelson

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 11/29/2020 17:10:06

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2020:  18:34:39

came in and laid a horse’s head on the bar.

Jim said they couldn’t serve

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2020:  03:27:10

pigs in here.



Nelson replied that it was a horse, not a pig

Edited by - OM45GE on 11/30/2020 03:27:44

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/30/2020:  06:38:33

at which point a brawl ensued which sent NKN packing and never returning.

The horse head is now proudly displayed

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2020:  07:05:09

in Jim’s office as a warning not to interfere with his business practices.

Eddie, the cab driver, did the taxidermy

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/30/2020:  08:51:13

during coffee breaks, working out of the back of a Dodge Caravan that is his taxi cab.

Eddie rewards return customers

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2020:  09:50:45

with his version of “My Way”.

Unfortunately, his way

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2020:  09:55:54

is the long way, claiming he’s just avoiding construction slowdowns.

His fares are

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2020:  09:59:31

nonnegotiable.

They’re also extremely

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/30/2020:  10:57:53

low considering all the scenic places one gets to see.

One evening it was snowing and

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/30/2020:  12:48:49

blowing with gale force winds.

It was a white out blizzard

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2020:  12:51:26

and neither man nor beast was to be seen.

Except for Eddie

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/30/2020:  15:55:14

who came barreling down the road in his Caravan.

Noting that he had all wheel drive he attempted to

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2020:  03:47:37

negotiate the 90 degree bend in front of the police station.

He ended up in

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2020:  07:00:45

the foyer just as Sgt. O’Hara was leaving the building.

The old Sarge promptly

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/01/2020:  08:14:05

had him arrested.

They set his bail at

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/01/2020:  09:47:49

$12 because he was eating too much jailhouse food and then plugging up the toilet.

Coincidentally a new plunger costs about

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2020:  10:06:31

$2.99 at Dollarama but it’s made of such cheap material that it’s price needs discounting.

I used mine in my outhouse

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/01/2020:  16:46:18

and found out the handle was way too short so I had to lean way into my work.



As I was climbing up out of the hole

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/01/2020 16:46:41

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2020:  17:34:28

I lost my grip and slid back down.

It was very alarming

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2020:  17:43:08

as a “visitor” just happened to enter ye ole outhouse at that precise moment.

As she placed her bubble butt

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/01/2020:  17:54:51

prosthesis on the floor and took off her wig I blanched.

I screamed like

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2020:  04:08:41

a stuck pig.

That caused her to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/02/2020:  07:29:28

become alarmed and she bolted bottomless out of the outhouse allowing my escape from the potty pit.

Glancing back into the hole I realized

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2020:  08:51:56

my plunger and Dunlop picks were sinking into the loathsome mire.



Some day I’ll hire Winston

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/02/2020 08:55:18

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/02/2020:  09:28:26

and make sure the job is done right.

You see there is a certain way

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/02/2020:  11:35:26

to correctly pump a primed privy and Winston Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services will get the job done. Eh



One time Winston hired Mikey

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/02/2020 11:37:24