OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2014:  10:06:28

are actually quite common.

Many of them

RandyZ - Posted - 03/06/2014:  11:26:36

spell without clothes.

Some even go without clothes for a spell, but this....

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2014:  11:42:01

is another matter entirely.

Did you ever wonder where nudist keep their

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2014:  12:21:20

finger picks?

It must be painful

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/06/2014:  12:27:05

having size 9 shoes on a size 10 foot.

I put a Bibsby tailpiece on my banjo neck,,now it

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/06/2014:  12:39:15

plays Itsby Bibsby Spibder all by itself.

Little children flock

RandyZ - Posted - 03/06/2014:  12:44:03

in a V, much like geese do.


Low power lines can often cause....

MWBailey - Posted - 03/06/2014:  13:14:39

Them to become entangled, and fall to the ground.


The sound of children laughing always sounds adorable until

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2014:  13:48:22

it's gone on for hours.

At that point it becomes

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2014:  14:47:03

like the sound of an out-of-tune banjo.

Kids are noisy

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/06/2014:  16:13:12

that's a given but it's not nearly as bad provided there's enough distance separation of say a half mile or there abouts between them and us.

Little pitchers

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2014:  16:45:19

throw little strikes.

But little batters

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/06/2014:  17:31:33

always makes for a good cake with tasty icing

My banjo is slowly becoming

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2014:  18:27:52

petrified with age.

The Smithsonian

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/06/2014:  18:54:16

is a bar in Southern California

A rocket scientist told me

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/06/2014:  20:11:39

it's not brain surgery.

Give me

MWBailey - Posted - 03/06/2014:  21:26:37

a mandolin to play once in a while, so I don't get Carpal Tunnel Picker's Syndrome.

Sometimes molasses can be dangerous,

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2014:  02:48:55

just look at The Boston Molasses Disaster of 1919.

It was

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/07/2014:  03:16:58

a very sticky event.

Now all musicians must register for the

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2014:  03:18:54

endangered species instrument owners list.

Don't worry,

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2014:  09:48:59

my instruments are old but not endangered.

Cottontail Rag is an old

RandyZ - Posted - 03/07/2014:  10:00:18

rag made out of rabbit tails.

good for cleaning a shotgun, but not very good for...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2014:  10:20:16

holding back a charging Rhino.

Speaking of Rhinos,

RandyZ - Posted - 03/07/2014:  11:25:42

dya hear about the rhino with 5 legs?


his pants fit him like a glove....but seriously....

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2014:  11:59:01

you can't take him anywhere.

With a couple of drinks under his belt, he thinks he

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2014:  15:34:25

can whup King Kong, with his leg tied behind his back.

He got the bum rush

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/07/2014:  16:47:31

and fell down

I went outside to see what

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2014:  17:29:22

all the whining was about.

It turns out that

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/07/2014:  17:43:58

the cats wanted to get at the dogs

Ethel the machine shop guy said my

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/07/2014:  17:47:10

camshaft was warped.

He could have knocked

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2014:  17:54:29

me over with a feather.

I had just

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/07/2014:  18:02:16

about had my fill of chicken pluckin' for one day and here comes this guy trying to start a pillow fight.

So I proceed to pull my pillowcase down over the dude's head and

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/07/2014:  18:23:56

went to sleep

I don't think you understand what the

MWBailey - Posted - 03/07/2014:  18:43:49

heck is going on here.



You see, we are all engaged in

Edited by - MWBailey on 03/07/2014 18:44:31

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2014:  19:33:37

a desperate fight to save our crumbling infrastructure.

Last night I crossed a bridge

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/07/2014:  19:38:30

when I came to it.

Mama said

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/08/2014:  02:39:04

Don't be hangin round old Catfish John

Once in a while there comes

Edited by - banjoscotty on 03/08/2014 02:39:58

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/08/2014:  06:25:54

a time in everyone's life when they wake up and realize there's no coffee in the house.

It's times like these that

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/08/2014:  06:52:06

I go to Dunkin Donut.

When all else fails just

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2014:  06:52:39

I'm grateful for Scotch. 

Many is the time

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2014:  09:30:04

I've hit the bottle, and it gave me a jolt back.

I reserved a seat

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2014:  10:40:46

at the monsters' ball. 

I hope they

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/08/2014:  10:49:35

keep their balls in check, being as how they are probably monstrosities.

Foul balls can be

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2014:  12:08:31

particularly dangerous, given their size and foulness. 

In fact, one time

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2014:  16:11:47

a foul ball landed in my cup of beer.

I demanded my money back

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2014:  16:46:56

which they did but they deducted half for what I had drunk.

I didn't know whether

MWBailey - Posted - 03/08/2014:  16:57:28

I had drunk or was drunk.

Then the sheriff walked in, yelling for

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2014:  17:03:58

six men or women willing to be deputized on the spot.

Seems he needed

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/08/2014:  17:13:03

people to work in the garden since it is bit dangerous out there

Couldn't find my car keys so I