OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2021:  02:36:06

would be better off going their separate ways.

That’s probably

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/23/2021:  03:58:25

the 7:15 to Cleveland.

We better hurry

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2021:  06:07:25

if we want to take a photo of the unhappy couple.

The train is usually

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  07:22:37

late nowadays due to poor track maintenance.



Why, just last week

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Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/23/2021:  10:06:34

I received an exclusive personal invitation to stay several free nights at timeshare condo in Florida.

I wonder

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2021:  11:24:26

how they knew how much I disliked Florida.

They couldn’t have

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/23/2021:  13:37:48

picked a more wretched, humid, bug infested place. 

 

I'd rather

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chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  14:11:55

be broke in the country than have money in the city.

Ma always said I’ll be living in a tent

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/23/2021:  16:37:38

anyhow so it really doesn't matter much these days.

She often

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2021:  02:14:03

loses touch with reality.

Just yesterday she thought I was

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/24/2021:  05:27:28

one of her old boyfriends.

I had to

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2021:  05:39:05

show her my family jewels to prove I wasn’t.

She obviously didn’t recognize my face, but

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/24/2021:  06:06:40

has retained her knack for spotting a diamond in the rough.



It wasn’t long

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chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2021:  06:58:53

before men in white labcoats took her away.

Pop never blinked

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/24/2021:  14:13:03

much because his eyelids had been removed by torture during WWII, or as he would say "The big one”.



Staring contests

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OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2021:  04:00:09

were a piece of cake for him but it was comical to see him try to wink at an attractive woman.

They would think he

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/25/2021:  15:21:28

was naturally bug-eyed, looking like a Pug on steroids.

Stories of Bigfoot

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2021:  16:34:26

abound in the pages of supermarket checkout rags.

They abhor “Fact-Check”

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2021:  16:59:36

because it exposes them as the complete frauds they are.

It’s amazing that anybody

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/25/2021:  18:23:19

believes the stuff that they print these days.

Several years ago

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2021:  20:36:34

I swallowed a story about giant spiders invading my hometown.

I didn’t sleep for weeks

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2021:  02:40:47

and kept a large can of Raid with me at all times.

I’m not saying I’m an arachnophobe, but

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/26/2021:  07:06:37

I’m not saying I’m not.

As it stands

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2021:  02:45:59

I think I will sit down.

Everyone needs something

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/27/2021:  07:25:22

to lean on sometimes.

Usually

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2021:  07:36:43

I lean on the old oak bar at Grim Jim’s.

His wisecracks

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/27/2021:  14:47:26

never cease to crack me up.



He often

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/27/2021 14:48:06

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2021:  17:31:35

waits until I have a mouthful of beer to deliver the punchline.

He seems to enjoy watching me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/28/2021:  05:04:39

blow foamy ale from my facial orifices, soaking the surrounding patrons with snotty brew, and my feeble attempts at respiratory recovery from the ensuing trauma.



Most often

EDIT: (Ooops, the bear is accidental and I can't delete it)

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/28/2021 05:10:31

 

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2021:  08:13:26

his jokes have a scatological theme like bears pooping in the woods and that sort of thing.

There are also a lot of

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2021:  09:09:42

skidrow tourists who wander in for a quick “pick-me-up”.

Their tour guide usually

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/28/2021:  10:43:44

chews Dentyne gum.

He’s tried

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/28/2021:  17:05:40

other brands but nothing else works for him.

He sometimes

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2021:  02:52:02

chews it himself but it’s primarily to offer to his passengers.

Their breath is so bad

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/29/2021:  06:13:37

it can puke a maggot off a gut wagon.

Don’t you wonder

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2021:  06:48:30

why the sun never sets in the east?

I rescinded my membership

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/29/2021:  10:44:14

to the Amateur Astronomers Club over this very issue.

Subsequently

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2021:  12:44:09

they sent me a full refund of my membership dues and suggested I take up something a little less mentally challenging.

I’m not sure what

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/29/2021:  17:20:20

to make of my new mail order kit: “Atom Splitting for the Complete Novice, (Home Edition)”.

I have a hunch

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2021:  21:23:33

it’s booby trapped since I noticed that it’s manufactured in Kabul.

Perhaps I’ll take it to Prof. Subversiff

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2021:  03:07:33

who is well versed in mysterious packages.

He has an uncanny

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/30/2021:  04:27:00

knack for unknowingly collecting knives that will knock you socks off with their graceful beauty and craftsmanship.

He currently

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2021:  09:56:15

keeps them in the bottom drawer of his desk.

Some people think

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/30/2021:  10:15:48

way too much about inconsequential issues.

For example

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2021:  12:37:42

the mark of the beast is a non-starter in my books.

I keep a triple six card

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2021:  17:27:36

in my wallet.

I plan to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/01/2021:  07:10:50

purchase a worm farm kit.

It’s

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2021:  11:49:25

about as complex a pet that I can handled.

I tried owning a dog, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2021:  11:51:32

his defecation and urination habits baffled me.

I couldn’t seem to train him