jistgreg - Posted - 01/27/2016:  07:50:59

ought to have a third sex so you don't have two of one and one of the other. 

A threesome is an odd number, and 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2016:  10:16:05

a foursome gets way too complicated.

I can't remember

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/27/2016:  10:47:09

one of you will always feel inferior.

that leads to jealousy and that leads to breakup,,then everyone

jistgreg - Posted - 01/27/2016:  11:00:50

is giggling uncontrollably like the cast of The Carol Burnett Show. 

One night, Carol tugged her ear too hard, 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2016:  11:15:25

and it popped off in her hand.

She said, "I'm reminded of a poem by

jistgreg - Posted - 01/27/2016:  11:24:50

Edward Lear. 

"There once was an actor named Gere, 

Whose ever-encompassing fear 

Was 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2016:  11:42:43

running out of my supply of beer.

He was not known for

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2016:  12:18:45

long terms of sobriety.

But his waistline

jistgreg - Posted - 01/27/2016:  12:42:48

astonished society

and equally large was his rear." 

I think youse guys 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2016:  12:52:14

should give me credit for being one of the first actors to portray a gay.

It was quite daring at the time but now,

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2016:  13:06:04

it's like falling off a log.

Hormones and/or whore moans

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2016:  13:56:10

are homophones, but I've frequently observed that you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her like flowers.

I'm not sure why a lady of the night would

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2016:  04:41:49

just stand on the street corner doing nothing.

She should be more careful,,there are guys out there that

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2016:  05:07:49

might try to take advantage of a situation like that.

A lot of them seem to be named John, but I'm not sure

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2016:  05:32:10

if some of them are named Jo-Ann.

One time she got John confused with Jo-Ann and

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2016:  06:07:05

ended up in one of the first gay marriages in her state.

She discovered that she liked the relationship but not the

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/29/2016 06:08:01

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2016:  07:10:41

constant fighting over the bathroom.

Never waste time in a bathroom

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2016:  12:57:32

in a house full of females.

It's a sure way to

MWBailey - Posted - 01/29/2016:  18:31:53

get rudely interrupted.

Though, come to think of it,. some guys might like to be rudely interrupted in such a

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2016:  18:39:01

manner, at least in their fantasies. 

Of course, the reality is

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2016:  18:40:00

these are titillating situations, often leading to poontang.



Such activities,however,

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/29/2016 18:41:05

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2016:  03:50:17

are note recommend or legal if participants are blood relatives or under the age of consent. 

Ping pong is a safer alternative that 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2016:  12:17:52

offers a way of backing out..

But if you really want to get involved with that just

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2016:  18:25:40

head down to the local ping pong emporium. 

That's where

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/30/2016 18:26:07

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2016:  19:33:35

people dive across tables with paddles in their hands, without protective helmets.

Many lose their minds

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2016:  05:42:45

or get bloody noses.

It's really not

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2016:  08:36:54

a very genteel place in spite of most folk's pre-conceived notions about ping pong. 

My mother won't let me

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2016:  09:19:27

spend my allowance at the table tennis emporium, claiming it to be a den of iniquity.

Joe's Pool Hall

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2016:  14:38:43

and Miss Kitty's Strip Club next door are somehow OK with her.

Perhaps she knows

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2016:  14:54:33

the manager very well.

Punch and Judy are now

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2016:  17:11:03

sleeping in separate bedrooms after last weekend's brouhaha.

It seems Punch

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2016:  17:57:09

took his name a little too literally. 

Judy won't abide

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/01/2016:  04:27:25

by Punch giving her a punch..

Anyway,,they decided to

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2016:  08:33:16

make and kiss up, reversing roles for a week.

Punch's black eye

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2016:  09:13:01

is a real beauty, with lots of brilliant colors and then eye swollen nearly shut.

He's telling people he

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2016:  18:18:14

tightened his banjo head so much that it exploded and the bridge flew into his eye.

But Judy's knuckles

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2016:  03:13:13

left unmistakable impressions on his face and nobody is buying his story. 

Behind his back, they are saying

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/02/2016:  08:53:18

"we are saying stuff behind his back".

We dare not

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2016:  14:35:42

say those things in front of him lest he pummel us about the head and shoulders with his fists.

He's already shown that he

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2016:  16:04:42

can handle the 300 lb. Judy, and has been chasing cars on all fours.

Spiked punch will

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2016:  03:21:17

liven up the party, but occasionally leads to unexpected consequences like brawls and pregnancy. 

My brother

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/03/2016:  03:59:28

caused a pregnancy once,,,then twice,,,then 3 times ect-ect-ect

So you can now see why

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2016:  06:54:50

the human species keeps on keeping on- long live the spiked punch!

Just give me

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2016:  10:36:00

one good reason why I wasn't born rich instead of so darn good looking and talented.

My mother once told me

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2016:  21:02:28

money isn't everything, but after living under a bridge I gotta say Mom was off her rocker.

The trouble with bridges

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2016:  03:51:17

is you can't park and go to the Winn-Dixie..

But you can park and "jump".

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2016:  05:27:01

which will bring some excitement to both onlookers and first responders.

It's not a very nice

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2016:  06:32:41

way to get attention, but then bad press is better than no press, as they say in Wollyhood.

My local dry cleaner

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2016:  07:28:15

fancies himself something of a comedian and is fond of saying things like, "I'm pressed for time".

He's the only one