chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2017:  10:29:58

a question only Freud could have answered.

I'd like all of you to quit sending me coded messages

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2017:  12:45:20

thinking I, a) give a fig about what you have to say, and, b) still have my Little Orphan Annie Decoder Ring.

I lost that, along with several

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2017:  18:04:17

years of my life stoned and drunk out in Frisco.

Since then I've been paranoid

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2017:  18:29:22

about what my imaginary friends are saying behind my back. 

I know they

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2017:  04:32:24

mean well about what they say..

But on the other hand the governor doesn't

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2017:  05:37:25

commute run-on sentences.

Death row hasn't been

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2017:  08:03:49

used for many years.

You can ask Clint Eastwood about

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2017:  13:37:49

whether he finds Sondra Locke or Clyde more attractive.

He may not tell

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2017:  14:40:44

it's none of your business.

Rowdy Yates would never say anything that

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2017:  14:50:07

ticked off Wishbone, but with Gil Favo(u)r it was another matter.

Favor and Yates butted heads

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2017:  17:09:42

which left them both comatose and unresponsive.

It was hard to tell the difference 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2017:  10:58:04

of the true facts.

But one thing is sure,,they naver

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2017:  11:14:35

ate at the same chuck wagon ever again.

Way out on the plains

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2017:  15:10:29

is where the rain in Spain mainly falls.

That's supposed to make some sort of 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2017:  04:50:03

wet land in nowhere.

But you can't tell if

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2017:  06:25:44

a camel is dry or not.

Ahab the Arab went to the beach

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2017:  06:38:58

and spread out his beach blanket, put up the sun umbrella and placed the cooler nearby.

He then proceeded to

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2017:  11:10:43

trot on down to the surf.

But the tide was out so he

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2017:  11:13:27

mounted Clyde with relish

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2017:  15:30:05

which caused Chuck to forget which game thread he was on.

Fortunately, no one was hurt in the resulting melee, but Chick did get

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2017:  16:45:07

a nice young chick, albeit with buck teeth.

She could eat

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2017:  03:00:26

the kernels off an ear of corn 🌽 in record time 

However, she had a hard time

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/18/2017:  04:32:17

trying to kiss me.

The dentist fitted her for braces and

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2017:  05:44:24

gave her a mini come-along for periodic tightening.

She now has to consume her food

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2017:  09:45:21

while juggling running chainsaws.

It's an effective diet, but

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/18/2017:  10:01:47

she finds it difficult to chew.

So she eats a lot of soft foods that

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2017:  10:09:57

neither you nor I would willingly eat.

That includes a lot of

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2017:  10:27:18

oatmeal that sticks to your ribs, face,and lips, and is handy as a substitute for bondo on your old Studebaker.

Some people are on my case

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2017:  12:47:32

because I don't really have any grand ambitions.

Never try, never fail is my motto, but these folks seem to think

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2017:  04:58:40

they know all the roads to success.

But one thing is sure and that's

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2017:  06:07:56

nobody gets outta here alive.

Walk quietly and carry

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2017:  09:12:06

a big wad of cash. 💰 

It will come in handy when

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2017:  06:19:01

you need to bribe your local politician.

Things on Parliament Hill are

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/20/2017:  09:11:47

pretty shaky right now.

They just don't know which is

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2017:  15:53:57

the right thing to do and what might earn them a lengthy prison sentence. 

That would make it difficult 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2017:  21:55:40

for judges and prison guards, never mind the hangman.

If you have friends in high places

OM45GE - Posted - 08/21/2017:  02:57:52

please introduce me because all of my friends are pretty lowdown  

Some of them are so low

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/21/2017:  11:40:01

they have to jump up to touch bottom.

The eclipse is now beginning in Florida so we

OM45GE - Posted - 08/21/2017:  12:28:24

how little I can see after watching the eclipse for several minutes without eye protection.

All I can see is a bright

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/21/2017:  17:24:07

spot where my eyes used to be.

I put on my welding shield to watch but during

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/21/2017:  20:49:52

the intermission it clouded up from breathing hard after running my video camera.

Things looked dim

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2017:  03:00:23

until I realized I had my eyes closed. 

I was startled when I opened them

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/22/2017:  03:39:07

and saw the Moon Buggy as clear as day.

A slowed 8mm movie camera makes a good

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2017:  03:51:37

device for capturing snail movements.

Beethoven had a few movements

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2017:  04:12:08

but enough discussion of digestive tracts. 

Let's talk about

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2017:  10:59:53

the odd behavioral instincts of the lowly earthworm instead.

I donned a miner's helmet

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2017:  11:07:07

and tried to burrow my way into the earth through an earthworm's hole.

I didn't get very far because

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/22/2017:  20:19:40

my helmet kept coming off.

So I gave up and went

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2017:  02:43:49

fishing instead. 

It's a lot more