OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2016:  03:19:02

make a hasty getaway if the talk got too crazy. 

Some of his patients 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2016:  07:34:02

are escapees from mentally ill wards and although entertaining, can also wield weapons at the drop of a hat.

My shrink rarely wears

nosepickerbob - Posted - 06/18/2016:  10:27:45

a purple suit with blue slippers

but he can

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2016:  19:24:01

successfully wear two shades of blue. 

His wife tells him

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2016:  19:36:41

to quit being a couch potato and to get out there and be an eager beaver.

Beavers will work all night

nosepickerbob - Posted - 06/18/2016:  20:34:12

only if the wood is right

other than that

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2016:  03:33:32

they're content to snuggle in their lodges with the rest of the beaver family. 

Trappers try to fool 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2016:  12:12:07

them by pulling sticks out of their lodges and filling the holes with concrete.

Not to be outdone, the Beavers then

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2016:  12:29:39

break out their high explosives and obliterate the trappers in a series of thunderous explosions.

Anthropologists have attempted to explain

nosepickerbob - Posted - 06/20/2016:  20:59:02

how these beavers can act like this

but then again

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2016:  02:35:49

some things defy explanation. 

For example, why

nosepickerbob - Posted - 06/21/2016:  12:59:01

are they trying to explain beavers attitude when they are Anthropologists I.E.(Human Studies)

but on the other hand

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2016:  13:57:03

perhaps we've anthropomorphized animals so often that it's become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

If one more person tells me

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2016:  15:21:38

I waddle like a duck I'm gonna fly off the handle.

Down is

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2016:  04:37:23

a word with many uses.

For example,

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/22/2016:  19:01:49

under or down sweater.

Either way,

nosepickerbob - Posted - 06/22/2016:  22:44:29

small crocodiles can't fly in the spring

if they could

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2016:  02:39:25

fly we have to be much more vigilant when visiting crocodile habitats. 

It would be very

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2016:  11:45:09

useful for the military to recruit flying crocs , giving them time off in the spring.

Mating in spring

Bk2olKY - Posted - 06/23/2016:  19:11:23

is necessary to replace the fallen.

While development of additional species

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2016:  02:33:11

may result in all sorts of interesting creatures. 

They could cross a skunk with

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2016:  16:56:56

with an aardvark to come up with apartheid anteaters.

A funny thing happened

nosepickerbob - Posted - 06/25/2016:  17:45:40

yesterday as I was walking

down my

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2016:  18:38:08

street there is a family who all have the same given name. 

It's pretty confusing, especially 

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/25/2016 18:38:50

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2016:  19:57:38

when the police come calling asking for Stuart Stewart.

Most of the Stewarts are then fingerprinted

nosepickerbob - Posted - 06/26/2016:  06:27:59

within the hour under numbers rather than their names 

but even with this precaution

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2016:  12:15:24

there's still no telling which Stewart you are talking to.

I've decided

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2016:  13:23:59

to tag them all with fluorescent markers on their foreheads, so we can tell them apart.

Today I saw a women who was built like a brick outhouse

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2016:  18:09:37

which isn't necessarily a compliment. 

Sometimes brick outhouses

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2016:  11:03:20

are without curvy contours, and lack sex appeal.

I'd rather go out with

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2016:  11:37:49

your sister than my sister, buy maybe I'm biased.

After all, my sister

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2016:  17:29:41

came home last night at 4 am with her clothes disheveled and her hair mussed up.

Why she insists on

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2016:  02:40:04

playing midnight rugby is beyond me. 

You would think she

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2016:  07:37:35

could mature into a gorgeous ,well-mannered young damsel, but no - she insists on going against the grain.

Some folks look for kicks

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2016:  10:27:55

on Route 66, but I prefer something on the wilder side.

Last week we all went down to

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2016:  10:54:51

the rapids on the Niagara River and body surfed 'til we were swept over the Falls.

We were revived by

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2016:  13:08:42

a team of paramedics from a previously undiscovered tribe of Amazonian aboriginals.

Their medical techniques were unusual

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2016:  08:35:21

,injecting our every orifice with a noxious plant juice from the deep jungles.

I haven't felt this

OM45GE - Posted - 06/30/2016:  11:51:31

sense of well being and peace since the last time I ate a handful of peyote buttons.

Of course, that was when I also

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2016:  22:12:02

dropped out of the rat race for 5 years in an effort to find myself.

No matter where I went

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2016:  02:52:05

I was where I was even though I wanted to be someplace else. 

Perhaps I should have

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2016:  22:00:07

stayed in barber school and found my life's calling.

Wielding scissors is strangely

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2016:  05:04:56

cathartic. 

Perhaps it is the repetitive

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2016:  10:17:11

sound of snipping that affords me relief from my demons.

My fortune teller told me

Bk2olKY - Posted - 07/04/2016:  20:01:31

I should put Neverland in the past.

But she also indicated

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2016:  02:36:50

that she didn't have a clue what she was talking about. 

At least she

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/05/2016:  07:10:06

didn't ask me to go visit Graceland and mingle with the ghost of Elvis.

I think I'll leave

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2016:  10:34:21

my entire fortune to a complete stranger.

Of course,

Bk2olKY - Posted - 07/05/2016:  13:27:23

I am heavily weighted in silver and hate to circulate that.

So instead,