chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2021:  09:47:44

descend into the bowels of New York City.

We might run into Norton

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2021:  09:52:00

unless he’s home shagging Trixie.

I’ve heard she’s very

Banjonewguy - Posted - 07/28/2021:  09:54:27

from the honeymooners running around in the sewer.

Hopefully

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/28/2021:  10:58:21

everyone will recover from the page turn.



Remember to always

Edited by - KyBanjo on 07/28/2021 10:58:46

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/28/2021:  11:32:04

leave things as good, or better than you found them, is a valuable lesson taught by responsible parents.

Youngsters today

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/28/2021:  12:32:50

just don't seem to remember the small stuff.

Back in my day

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2021:  14:43:31

youngsters were older than they are today.

I was shaving at 7

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/28/2021:  18:06:01

and truth be told, I never had to wear diapers because I was born potty trained.

It never

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2021:  03:55:21

occurred to my mother that this was unusual.

She was too concerned about my

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/29/2021:  14:04:37

father.

Apparently

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2021:  14:15:07

he hopped a freight and lost two fingers and a toe.



His rambling days

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/29/2021 14:15:23

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/29/2021:  15:40:38

are most likely over with for now.

He needs to

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2021:  03:16:07

change his nickname but can’t decide if he wants to be called Tinkle Toes or Eight Fingers.

I suggested he

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/30/2021:  05:29:55

buy a piano with not 88 but 86 keys.

Where one could find such an item

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/30/2021:  10:43:09

Is not common knowledge.

Possibly

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/30/2021:  13:26:24

you might eliminate one key on each corner to satisfy them.

However

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/30/2021:  13:39:01

cementing over those keys will not gladden the hearts of most piano aficionados.

Take Victor Borge, for instance,

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2021:  03:20:57

who used every single key in his exuberant playing.

He was very

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/31/2021:  10:42:47

talented as a comedian also.

He once

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2021:  10:55:57

told Liberace to stuff it.

Nobody’s 100% sure

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/31/2021:  14:01:34

how the great pyramids came to be.

Some speculate

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/31/2021:  15:44:33

that the Egyptians built them, but I don't know.

Seems likely

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2021:  16:24:42

that over-sized mutated Sasquatch might have done the job.

They were

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/31/2021:  18:13:58

well known for there work back then as well.

These days

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/01/2021:  11:07:21

It’s hard to get good help let alone find a true craftsman.

Nobody

J e f f - Posted - 08/01/2021:  14:15:05

, and I mean nobody, can craft a decent Spam and limburger sandwich these days.

You're lucky if

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2021:  14:23:15

a ballpark hot dog doesn’t get snatched away by a seagull.

That’s why I put Frank’s hot sauce

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/01/2021:  15:08:04

on all of mine and it really works well.

Sometimes

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/01/2021:  15:13:20

Cholula Hot Sauce is preferred by discerning diners.

It depends

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/01/2021:  15:52:56

on ones mood at the time I have heard.

You see

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2021:  17:45:23

the back of your head if you stand on a beer bottle in Kansas and look off into the distance.

Many won’t believe

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/01/2021:  18:18:42

it but you might be able to see parts of Missouri.

One only has to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/03/2021:  13:19:37

try this once and then cross it off his bucket list for lack of interest.

Speaking

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2021:  13:29:27

of interest , my portfolio is on life support these days.



I invested in aglets years ago

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/03/2021 13:29:44

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/04/2021:  08:51:35

at the advice of my uncle whom, as it turned out, had dementia at that time.



Needless to say

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/04/2021 08:52:40

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/04/2021:  22:50:23

I lost my A$$ in that deal, no more family deals for me.

Unless maybe

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/05/2021:  04:24:35

I’m notified of an inheritance due me me.

In that case

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2021:  20:34:50

I’ll be first in line.

Grandpa had a muley cow

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/06/2021:  11:08:56

that, for some particular reason, he was overly fond of.



One time we caught him

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/06/2021 11:09:19

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2021:  12:54:21

milking her 4 times in one day.

Grandma had a fit

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/07/2021:  16:18:00

conniption and was uDDerly uncontrollable when she found out Grandpa like pulling Bessie’s big teats.

She

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/15/2021:  07:54:05

rode into town perched high on her silver adorned saddle, mounted atop a stallion named “Black Blake”.

All the locals stopped

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2021:  09:58:44

what they were doing and ran into their basement bunker.

An irate Granny

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/16/2021:  12:01:10

was sobering on the front porch of the Silver Dollar Saloon.

Peering through

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/16/2021:  19:07:46

the dust clouds formed by the sheriffs posse as they rode out of town.

Later that evening

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2021:  21:44:25

a coyote ate Granny’s corned beef on rye.

She fired at the critter

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/17/2021:  04:45:05

missing on multiple tries and cursed under her breath.

Seems things were different

J e f f - Posted - 08/17/2021:  14:36:43

at Jackass Junction.

You wouldn't believe

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/17/2021:  18:21:36

how many times someone