OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2020:  03:23:58

like to play yesterday’s banjos.

However, yesterday’s banjo players

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/21/2020:  08:19:21

play a bit out of tune sometimes.

Speaking of tunes

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2020:  10:09:49

have you seen my pitch fork?

I’m using it as a tuning fork since I lost my pitch pipe

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2020:  14:11:16

unfortunately, it’s a Bb so I’m never in tune with anyone else.

That’s okay though, I

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/24/2020:  17:47:24

still try really hard at it.

Ive been known to miss a note or two but

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2020:  17:56:31

there are many more that I don’t miss at all.

Progressive jazz

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2020:  18:22:29

is making a lot of progress.

Just yesterday it was

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/25/2020:  11:27:15

making a giant leap over Richard Simmons home videos.

Once a well known

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2020:  11:42:26

fitness guru, he has now succumbed to the vagaries of “TV personality”.

His pseudo-Afro is receding

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2020:  03:21:52

and his once taut abs jiggle like a bowl full of jelly.

If he was a little taller

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/27/2020:  09:03:10

he could almost touch the countertop.

There is just not much to say about the

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2020:  09:23:03

weirdness of a fitness guru skulking around the house.  

It makes me wonder

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/27/2020 09:23:40

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2020:  12:19:02

if his meds have quit working.

My new fitness coach

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/27/2020:  13:30:47

fits only me.

But it you care to

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2020:  15:44:25

give her a call, please say hello for me.

I hope she's forgiven

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2020:  15:52:25

my groping ways.

Temptation only gets to me

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2020:  16:10:34

if I let it.

Of course, I always

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/28/2020:  12:20:48

try to fight it off most of the time.



Sometimes though its just more than

Edited by - KyBanjo on 06/28/2020 12:21:16

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2020:  12:43:12

than I can bare.

I’ll be leaving town under cover of darkness

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2020:  12:50:09

in the hopes that my soon-to-be ex-wife won’t notice.

If she does, she

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2020:  13:02:45

will be having highballs with the mailman tomorrow.

I never trusted him

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2020:  04:26:41

ever since he started leaving the mail on the bedside table.

He also

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2020:  09:16:06

soiled my yellow 70’s leisure suit that my wife liked me to don before whoopee.

I have ways to

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/29/2020:  10:24:08

counteract his devious appreciation of the wife.

Just this weekend she told me that

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2020:  10:55:04

she’s getting a new tattoo.

She wants

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2020:  11:49:14

a red mailbox tattooed on her right buttock.

My psychologist told me to just play along

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2020:  12:01:18

as she's probably just trying to make me jealous.

If that's true, it is

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/29/2020:  15:34:27

not working that as well as she thought.

I know she wants my banjo collection but

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2020:  15:35:56

not my body.

I’ve been taking the Charles Atlas course

OM45GE - Posted - 06/30/2020:  03:39:43

for beginners.

Instead of lifting weights, they have us

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/30/2020:  13:11:22

making protein shakes from an old Richard Simmons recipe.

Lord knows where he got the protein from, I bet

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2020:  13:15:52

from the bean field he keeps raiding after midnight.

Never eat beans before going to the opera

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/30/2020:  13:39:33

Because he believes that when it comes to eating beans  “enough is Plenty” and the proof came

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 06/30/2020 13:42:22

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2020:  17:04:16

Welcome Mike Pick a Lick. Just a friendly reminder that you have to finish the previous poster’s sentence and then start a new one. Cheers

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2020:  03:31:08

is a friendly way to end a statement.

It is also a common roast when imbibing

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/03/2020:  10:24:13

adult beverages without the “r” but with a “t” instead.

Yesterday I became a teetotaler

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/03/2020:  15:37:19

but already thinking I may have been a bit hasty about it.

So tonight im gonna celebrate

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2020:  05:03:47

by getting drunk.

Tomorrow I’ll think about

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2020:  07:14:29

the pros and cons of inebriation.

When my wife bails me out of jail

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2020:  08:17:44

she will probably be pretty upset.

That usually makes me want

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/04/2020:  09:59:48

to have another round or two.

I'm thinking her and Sgt. O'Hara have been

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2020:  10:10:43

sharing highballs every Friday afternoon.

I could booby-trap his squad car

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2020:  13:49:40

like they did in American Graffiti.

I think MythBusters did

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/05/2020:  08:45:50

a great job with that episode.

To bad they were canceled after

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2020:  03:17:21

they did a show proving their show was a myth.

It was not supposed

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2020:  06:14:46

to turn out that way.

My neighbour said he’s turning over a new leaf

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/06/2020:  08:11:13

and was starting fresh.

I tried that once but

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2020:  09:28:06

it turns out I turned the word leaf.

Poison ivy is extremely

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2020:  17:13:20

itchy, so much so that I’ve hired 2 streetwalkers to scratch me 5 times a day.

Their long nails