Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/12/2021:  04:28:51

buying an expensive Tesla vehicle.



If I 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/12/2021 04:29:37

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2021:  06:05:29

were a rich man that might be a more realistic plan.

However, I’ve never been

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/12/2021:  07:53:09

particularly fond of liver and onions, or Lutefisk for that matter.



Once, when I was young

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/12/2021 08:01:07

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2021:  09:03:45

I won the 100 yard dash at my school’s Field Day.

Today, I

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/12/2021:  16:57:22

went fishing.

Tomorrow

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/12/2021:  23:58:46

I plan on finishing all the errands I had needed to run.

Things don't

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2021:  03:57:55

get done as quickly as I would like.

I used to procrastinate but I don’t

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/13/2021:  05:56:46

really think all of the jobs on my list are a necessity so now I just cross them out.

My goal

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2021:  06:33:38

is to live to be 101 without batting an eye.

In Little League I batted

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/13/2021:  13:20:40

.147 which prompted the coach to promote me to bench warmer.

Then, one day

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/13/2021:  15:35:03

I had a very creative ideal.

I would

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/13/2021:  18:28:56

make sure to write it down so I wouldn’t forget exactly what it was.

The next day

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2021:  18:48:02

I forgot where I put the piece of paper on which it was written.

Lately my memory

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2021:  03:15:10

seems to be getting better because - what were we talking about?

Oh yeah, baby seals certainly are

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/14/2021:  05:23:52

a popular attraction at Zoos across the land.



Sometimes

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/14/2021 05:25:03

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/14/2021:  07:12:08

I throw them a beach ball to watch them play.

The zookeeper

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/14/2021:  09:50:13

is a pretty laid back individual.

He often

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/14/2021:  16:24:23

shows up for work in shorts, t-shirt, and flip flops.

He likes to smoke

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/14/2021:  22:04:47

reefer early in the mornings and late afternoons.

He has been known to

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2021:  03:32:31

eat an entire bag of Oreos in one sitting.

He likes to

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2021:  03:34:16

browbeat the monkeys for flinging dung.

Last year he went on strike

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2021:  03:38:27

but nobody realized he wasn’t working for almost a month.



That revelation 

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/15/2021 03:38:55

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/15/2021:  09:28:18

turned the entire situation around.

The manager decided

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/15/2021:  11:30:58

that with those qualities he really did have management potential.

So

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2021:  12:23:17

he put his feet up in the desk, leaned back and lit a cigar.

Suddenly,

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2021:  12:31:01

the cigar exploded.

“Why dat doity weezle!”

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2021:  12:36:28

he mumbled through blistered lips.

Nobody knew who

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/15/2021:  17:22:55

the scruffy kid was that hung around outside of Jimmy’s Lunch.

Some said

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2021:  02:59:14

he was an idiot savant without the savant part.

However, those who knew him

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/16/2021:  04:50:41

said he spoke French like an idiot.

He was a great-nephew of the Rocket

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2021:  05:23:42

Maurice Richard who is revered throughout Canada.

He was

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/16/2021:  06:24:16

also the recipient of a generous monthly stipend, courtesy of old money trust funds.



His frugality stemmed

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/16/2021 06:24:47

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2021:  08:42:58

from a book he was read and took to heart.

It was called

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/16/2021:  10:45:55

“Penny-Pinchers Drive Cadillacs”.

Never place pennies on railroad tracks

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/16/2021:  16:07:50

when a train is currently passing by.

It’s a good way

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2021:  05:53:54

to relieve yourself of all your cares and woe.

Of course, you won’t

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2021:  06:33:10

leave many intact parts behind for the embalmer to have an easy day.

I’m leaving my knees

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/17/2021:  09:31:06

in my attempt to stand up from crawling on the floor while washing it. 



Lately

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KyBanjo - Posted - 07/17/2021:  10:00:06

Ive had a bit of a wobble when I walk.

They say

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/18/2021:  09:02:21

it’s from slinging a full weight resonator banjo for extended periods of time.



Maybe I should 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/18/2021 09:03:43

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2021:  09:07:24

weight-bearing exercises with an old Les Paul.

My chiropractor

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/18/2021:  23:52:07

once told me a secret and though its been many moons ago, I remember it well.


It had to do with

J e f f - Posted - 07/19/2021:  15:46:12

the proper way to blow your nose.

It turns out that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/19/2021:  18:42:41

Jimmy Buffet wasn’t actually wasting away in Margaritaville.

The rumor

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2021:  18:46:33

is also churning out hearsay about his lost shaker of salt.

Salt, worms, and tequila

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/19/2021:  23:18:08

usually mix together pretty well.

Its the

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2021:  04:41:58

human body that messes up the mixture.

For some reason

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2021:  07:25:05

my rectum is rebelling lately.

It could be that

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/20/2021:  10:09:03

ive had to much tequila this week.

I often