banjoscotty - Posted - 10/19/2020:  07:01:46

sweetened cereal ..

But that didn't stop him from

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2020:  08:30:35

offering them his old word-out g strings.

If you’re deadheading out of ‘Frisco

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/19/2020:  11:52:12

make sure to visit the Grateful Dead House.

Tours available daily

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2020:  04:26:43

along with complimentary joints.

The tour operators want you to

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2020:  05:58:45

be mellow with gaping mouth.

Drooling is verboten

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2020:  06:37:27

and mask wearing mandatory.

The don’t want to be known for

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/20/2020:  07:15:54

unmasked, drooling, pot heads, high on weed.

It might tarnish their

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2020:  09:48:28

squeaky-clean image with the neighbourhood church ladies.

These ladies cluck their tongues

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2020:  11:05:52

at the slightest indiscretions.

They were particularly outraged when

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/20/2020:  15:54:07

Jerry Garcia and the Dead moved out of the neighborhood.

It interrupted their cheap access to

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/20/2020:  17:33:57

their front row seats at the shows.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2020:  17:38:52

Front row seats often blind people to their BHO games responsibilities.

No telling how

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2020:  04:29:26

many times this has happened, but it’s indisputably frequently and most of us have been offenders.

If I had a nickel for every

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/21/2020:  05:13:56

penny I've ever had,I'd have a few dollars.

But then again,nickels are

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2020:  05:29:33

only 25% nickel and 75% copper.

This makes me wonder why they’re not

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/21/2020:  07:11:51

worth anymore than they are.

Dimes are worth more according to

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2020:  07:53:46

my 1962 coin collector’s catalogue.

Money doesn’t grow on trees, btw,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2020:  11:10:45

nor do trees grow on money.

My family tree is

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/21/2020:  13:07:10

short and it doesn’t branch out.

I am my grandfathers

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2020:  13:13:08

only banjo-picking grandson who fell off a turnip truck.

I’ve since seen 8 chiropractors

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/21/2020:  13:57:04

, 3 faith healers, a nurse practitioner named Leona, and my know-it-all neighbor Ed.

None of them seem

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2020:  04:33:47

to be able to cure my of my fondness for Banjos.

It has definitely been

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/22/2020:  08:05:15

an interesting day or two.

Seems to me that the days are

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2020:  09:15:05

not as much now that the Tropicana Tanning Team has stopped touring and no longer needs a suntan lotion application specialist.

I hope my skills are

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2020:  09:30:43

worthy of attention in Washington.

I’ve been known to hobnob

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2020:  12:13:17

with the nabobs from Knob Hill Colorado.

The folks there are very

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/22/2020:  16:38:57

proud of their quaint little town.

They are very proud of their

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2020:  21:11:34

town square with the marble outhouse for seniors with dementia who have wandered aimlessly from home.

The mayor, Edith Prickley, is

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2020:  03:26:56

quite the night owl.

She prowls the streets

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/23/2020:  08:00:02

searching for an open bar.

She likes to put down a few shots before

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2020:  09:21:10

making grandiose speeches at the town water tower.

Her platform

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/23/2020:  10:54:22

has to be constructed very sturdily of heavy timbers.

Being a full-sized curvy gal

xmark - Posted - 10/23/2020:  20:32:28

the platform wasn't the only support device of hers that needed to be of a sturdy construction.



She's a decent singer and felt she had much in common with many banjo players

Edited by - xmark on 10/23/2020 20:33:11

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2020:  04:10:09

particularly a tolerance for verbal abuse.

In fact, she often gets

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/24/2020:  05:41:24

questions from fans about her pot assembly.

Not being one to flaunt

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/24/2020:  08:03:00

she usually shares her pot with the assembly.

This got her lots of

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2020:  09:00:13

grief from the church ladies and Daughters of the Revolution.

She’ll be turfed out of office

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/24/2020:  10:44:19

if they get their way.

Turns out that her sister was

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/24/2020:  12:49:51

part owner of The Lost Dutchman gold mine in the Superstition Mountains.

She was a stripper in a small bar when

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/24/2020:  14:49:44

they hit the mother lode that year.

After that she was able to open her own

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2020:  16:41:57

whorehouse in Texas.

Her checkered past

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/24/2020:  16:52:20

included a regional chess championship and being named bartender and hair stylist of the year at Cherrie’s Suds & Country Curls.

She gave up her title

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/24/2020:  17:10:58

as it interfered somewhat at her new venture.

Her now being a Madam brought on several

xmark - Posted - 10/24/2020:  17:24:29

new responsibilities and some heavyweight duties.

Not only that, but the business caught the attention of a certain investor who

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/24/2020:  17:50:25

invited her to appear on his TV show.

Turned out she was fired on the first episode because

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/24/2020:  18:30:32

she was rather flamboyant during filming.

You would not believe

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/25/2020:  08:41:00

the size of her bank account.

The money mostly comes from

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/25/2020:  09:01:19

the mayor and elected state representatives.

She keeps that bit of information

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/25/2020:  12:26:12

close to her chest. 

But for a price

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 10/25/2020 12:26:59