DC5 - Posted - 12/04/2018:  13:53:02

she has armed herself with a Tommy Gun.


I'm not sure how

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2018:  15:25:25

she’s going to handle the recoil.

Maybe she’ll

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2018:  18:08:57

reconsider and go home to mother.

She lives in a '74 motorhome

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/05/2018:  03:13:51

with no AC or running water.

How's that for being

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2018:  03:41:12

a tough old cookie?

She’s so tough

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2018:  06:41:03

shoe leather substitutes for her Saturday afternoon steak.

She washes it down with a Rusty Nail

DC5 - Posted - 12/05/2018:  06:45:25

she makes gristle look tender.


Why just the other day

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2018:  11:03:54

she substituted shoe leather for her Saturday afternoon steak.

She washes it down with a Rusty Nail

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2018:  16:23:54

followed by a Harvey Wallbanger.

Her budgie sings bass

DC5 - Posted - 12/05/2018:  18:27:32

and her canary sings soprano.



Finishing out the quartet

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2018:  03:30:10

is a south american crocidile singing splish splash I was taking a bath.

The odd part about this combo is

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2018:  04:38:25

they haven’t had a serious fight in ages.

Usually bands fight

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2018:  05:18:28

but will accept a battle.

Don't ever mix beer with

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2018:  05:36:43

with discussions about money

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2018:  06:32:59

or who bought four/4 rounds.

An empty beer mug

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2018:  07:06:22

is an opportunity as I see things.

Everyone needs something to believe in and I believe

DC5 - Posted - 12/06/2018:  13:11:48

I'll have another drink.


I know my limit, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2018:  18:09:01

knowing and doing are two different things.

My tab at Grim Jim's

DC5 - Posted - 12/07/2018:  03:48:44

has exceeded the GNP of Belgium.


I will need to

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2018:  05:14:36

get a second job to pay it off.

Stopping drinking is an option, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2018:  11:04:42

moonlighting appeals to my better senses.

If all else fails

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2018:  12:19:14

I can just find another bar and start a new tab.

Hopefully, Grim Jim won't

DC5 - Posted - 12/07/2018:  16:44:28

track me down and sell me into slavery.



If my credit rating

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2018:  05:28:28

was any lower it would create a black hole that sucked down the credit rating of anyone within a hundred yards.

I talked with a

DC5 - Posted - 12/08/2018:  08:58:56

councilor about this, but never paid her bill.



I may have to

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2018:  11:55:13

visit a financial counselor instead of my city councillor.

Eskimos have 27 different words for snow

DC5 - Posted - 12/08/2018:  13:59:42

but none for cactus.


Last time I was

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2018:  18:15:32

living in an igloo was a tough time in my life.

For one thing, I

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chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2018:  10:47:48

had trouble getting to the outhouse at midnight during -55 degree temperatures.

Not only that, but my TV antenna

DC5 - Posted - 12/09/2018:  11:31:23

kept melting through the igloo.


This caused too much

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2018:  04:37:16

moisture for my marijuana plants and the developed root rot.

I was counting on the income

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2018:  09:16:14

to build a barn for my pet polar bears and yaks.

Getting old’s not for sissies

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2018:  11:24:53

is something I’ve been told.

I’m not sure what

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2018:  03:36:53

to expect when I get there.

But that doesn't

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2018:  03:46:10

stop me from going.

I have an adventurist streak

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2018:  07:38:59

that matches my mean streak.

Last year I streaked

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2018:  08:06:32

across the field at a Red Sox - Yankees game.

The SOx fans didn't seem to notice, but

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2018:  15:51:08

the Yankees got upset about that.

Then was the time that all

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2018:  16:21:59

fans started out as naked babies.

I'll be going to spring training

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2018:  17:09:36

before we know it and then the long baseball drought will be over.

I hope it doesn't rain

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/12/2018:  02:38:21

on the Christmas parade.

If it does,we'll just

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2018:  03:41:39

get wet.

I like it when

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2018:  06:30:31

gals with T-shirts get rained on.

I've decided to pattern my life after Ward Cleaver

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2018:  07:17:00

who June accused of being a little hard on the Beaver.

After I stopped giggling,

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2018:  13:42:42

Wally emailed me and informed me he was suing me for childhood abuse.

Why Eddie Haskell got off scotfree

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2018:  15:46:35

is something I will never get over.

He was so smarmy, he reminded me of

TB-3 - Posted - 12/13/2018:  07:59:10

an ambulance chasing barrister.

Which reminds me, I should really

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2018:  09:20:21

hit the road before they discover the body.

I've got a few skeletons in my

TB-3 - Posted - 12/13/2018:  10:42:31

panel truck already, what’s one more body?

I wonder what route I should take to