OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2019:  02:52:19

ask Pugsley if he’s seen me.

If that doesn’t work,

dow - Posted - 03/28/2019:  07:38:36

Check Wednesday.

Ask Lurch whether

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2019:  07:44:22

Thing had taken Eddie Munster’s Halloween mask.

Why a hand would need a mask

dow - Posted - 03/28/2019:  07:52:18

completely escapes me.

On the other hand,

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2019:  08:03:41

you have to hand it to Hand for getting around as well as he does.

In fact, let's all give a hand to Hand for how handy he is when he

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2019:  08:05:33

only desires to live a life of humble service.

However, Thing is becoming jealous

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2019:  08:07:18

of Cousin It.

Thing wishes he

dow - Posted - 03/28/2019:  08:21:36

had such long flowing locks.

Meanwhile, Herman Munster is busily

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2019:  08:34:33

brewing up concoctions with Uncle Fester.

They plan on sedating

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2019:  09:02:27

Morticia.

Once she's out, they plan to

dow - Posted - 03/28/2019:  09:04:00

Go after Gomez.

Once he's take care of, they'll

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2019:  11:42:02

have the run of the house.

What they'll do with it is anybody's

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2019:  11:52:58

guess, but in all likelihood it won’t be pretty.



Omeboy has offered them his services

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/28/2019 11:53:48

dow - Posted - 03/28/2019:  14:16:54

To help play "wake the dead."

The real question though, is

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2019:  03:23:04

what does any of this have to do with the price of tea in China?

Personally, I think we need to

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2019:  08:02:05

take stock of our situation.

Then we can re-assess

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2019:  11:52:21

whether we want to abandon the entire process.

If that happens, we will need

DC5 - Posted - 03/29/2019:  13:19:18

to auction off all our assets.


The returns could be used

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2019:  14:22:43

to buy a pre-war banjo.

Then we might finally get some

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2019:  17:22:28

bluegrass loving women to pay attention to us.

As long as they don’t find out about

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2019:  20:49:39

habits that are rapidly turning into addictions.

I’m obsessing

DC5 - Posted - 03/31/2019:  04:55:09

over whether to rent storage or buy a bigger house.


My wife says

dow - Posted - 03/31/2019:  08:04:40

we wouldn't have this problem if you'd just get rid of that twenty-year-old shirt.



Why do you even

Edited by - dow on 03/31/2019 08:05:17

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2019:  08:43:40

keep all those 5 barrels of popbottle caps , never mind your 2,000 hub cap collection?

“For better or for worse”

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2019:  15:58:29

sounded good at the time, but it’s lost it’s appeal.

I’m starting to think “til death do us part”

DC5 - Posted - 03/31/2019:  18:10:29

is cheaper than a divorce.


Her father threatened

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2019:  19:38:54

to fulfill the “death” part.

He never did like me

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2019:  03:11:48

since he found out about the incident.

I thought

dow - Posted - 04/01/2019:  06:14:17

that once we minimized the collateral damage, he would be more comfortable with the outcome.



In spite of that however,

Edited by - dow on 04/01/2019 06:14:37

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2019:  07:58:45

he supplied her with a chastity belt.

“Never will I be a grandfather

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2019:  09:09:13

to the spawn of that cretin.”



I resented

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/01/2019 09:09:51

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/01/2019:  13:46:09

that remark.

But when he left for Europe he said

DC5 - Posted - 04/01/2019:  14:17:06

"Should anything happen to me, the keys to the belt are in the safe deposit box."


This, of course, meant

dow - Posted - 04/01/2019:  14:19:25

that the race was on to find the keys to the safety deposit box.

The thing nobody realized was that

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2019:  15:06:00

the “key” was a smart card requiring a passcode.

He left a note

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2019:  16:02:07

with the passcode in the safe as well.

Now I have to

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/02/2019:  04:24:56

go to the bank manager and tell him the whole story.

After doing that I'll

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2019:  07:47:58

vow never to get married again.

I just might

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2019:  09:23:06

run away and join the circus or a monastery.

Either one would

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/02/2019:  13:27:34

would get me out of this area.

On the other hand ,it might

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2019:  13:57:48

put me out of reach of her old man.

I hope it’s far

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2019:  15:30:09

across yonder hills, where a new start in life will be easier.



My business plan

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/02/2019 15:32:21

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2019:  16:04:47

is completely haphazard.

That way, I don't have

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/03/2019:  04:27:31

to show a profit.

Also I can

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2019:  05:44:50

write off my ‘74 Pinto as a tax deduction.

Those tax collectors

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2019:  09:29:37

are just doing their jobs.

I, on the other hand, am

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2019:  10:43:12

a front porch banjo picker without ambition.

Some folks work so hard

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2019:  10:46:39

they make it look easy.

I prefer to

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2019:  11:02:43

work easy and make it look hard.

My galpal scored a nice gig