OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2020:  09:59:04

attacked a group of nights on a quest.

They were completely taken by

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/26/2020:  10:25:23

his antics which achieved the victory.

He was awarded The Knights of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/26/2020:  10:58:56

Columbus complimentary member directory

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KyBanjo - Posted - 12/26/2020:  11:28:10

which made sure all sentences are replied to.

After the awards

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/26/2020:  14:51:21

were presented he realized it was too late to finish his game entry.



But now he is prepared to be chastised 

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chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2020:  16:47:47

by the grouchy board of BHO guv’nors and their scowling henchmen.

But just sally forth

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/26/2020:  17:05:47

and we will make the best of it.

What we really need is

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/27/2020:  10:08:56

free KY Wickey for New Year’s Eve celebrations so we can be more enthusiastic about fulfilling our resolution to cut back on the sauce beginning the next morning.

What is the likelihood

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/27/2020:  14:08:54

of having enough Bourbon for the whole room.

You bet I do as Ive been

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2020:  15:17:54

rooming with a drunken Texan since September.

Hi feet are starting to stink

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/27/2020:  19:53:54

so bad my eyes are starting to tear up.

You need to take him up North where

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2020:  03:25:44

he can help control the mosquito population.

They’re so bad

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2020:  08:07:29

in June that we changed her name to May.

I’ll be wearing a net

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/28/2020:  08:57:22

and white stockings during this time of year.

My plan is to

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2020:  10:14:58

let masses of mosquitoes land on my exposed skin and then I’ll jump into a pool of hot oil.

When I emerge,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/28/2020:  14:25:34

my white stockings and mosquito netting will be soaked in so much oil I’ll look like a dip stick.

But I’ll be

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2020:  15:08:35

a much-sought-after man for crawling into culverts to retrieve tennis balls .

My wife, of course, likes

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/28/2020:  15:33:50

to hang out with banjo players.

She thinks

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/28/2020:  17:16:55

that by doing so that I wont ask for another banjo.

She is so

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2020:  03:48:36

smug about it that I’m tempted to show her the banjos I have stashed in the attic.

The maybe she’ll stop

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/29/2020:  04:53:13

nagging me about my other hobbies.

One day she is sure to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/29/2020:  07:16:50

retaliate by taking up a noisy, obnoxious, irritatingly loud, expensive, and out of tune, hobby of her own.



In fact, maybe

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chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2020:  08:58:22

I’ll just move out to the garden shed until she comes to her senses.

But alas, her senses

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/29/2020:  09:26:09

are always on high alert.

She seems to know

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/29/2020:  11:23:57

every little fine detail of my business.

I really wish she would

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/29/2020:  13:38:24

mind more of her own business and less of mine.

Maybe she needs

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2020:  03:14:58

to get an MBA.

That will keep her busy

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2020:  07:55:05

while I eat hot dogs and cereal for 4 years.

My waistline

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/30/2020:  08:52:59

will be on the move and not in the right direction.

Instead of the MBA

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2020:  03:44:43

, she wants a BMW.

I offered to

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/31/2020:  06:30:09

let her ride in the MG but she refused.

She sure is a snobby

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2020:  08:42:24

one for being raised back in the swamp.

Her Daddy

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/31/2020:  10:47:17

is a CPA for the IRS, on loan to the CIA, stationed in VA, and he plays an OME banjo he keeps in its SKB case. 





You’d think she

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KyBanjo - Posted - 12/31/2020:  14:43:54

would have a better initiative than she does.

One of these day maybe she'll

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2021:  04:06:36

stop dipping snuff.

She has spittoons

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/01/2021:  06:04:52

all over the house, on the deck, and in her car.

Her teeth

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2021:  07:16:28

are a ghastly brown and green.

Her dentist fired her

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/01/2021:  08:01:37

for her rancid breath.

One would think that

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2021:  09:18:29

she would realize how unpleasant a habit it was.

However, her powers of denial

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2021:  09:30:29

have never been overcome by my nagging and yelling.

If you can’t lick’em, join’em

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2021:  09:34:18

doesn’t make any sense if you’re talking about joining the Marine Corps.

They don’t like being

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/01/2021:  13:30:51

told what to do at all.

My first wife was like a Drill Sgt. , mean as

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2021:  15:12:02

Rocky’s ‘Rekkers junkyard Pomeranian.

Why just last night she chewed me out

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2021:  03:55:59

for using too much oxygen.

I took a deep breath and

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/02/2021:  05:34:57

she was still there.

One can always hope that

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2021:  05:50:49

you’ll wake up and find this was all a bad dream.

I’m not sure

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2021:  07:36:29

I want to wake up at all these days.

The nights have been cold

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/02/2021:  10:22:26

and shorter for the most part.



When springtime arrives I'm

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Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/02/2021:  10:22:31

going to wash my long johns. 

 

They are 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/02/2021 10:24:13