banjoscotty - Posted - 07/07/2017:  05:57:35

$5.00 a month on that one.

There was a time when we all

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2017:  06:16:15

had a ball strumming guitars and singing lame folk songs in the city park.

But all good things come

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/07/2017:  06:39:00

could ride in the front seat

,the way things are today

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/07/2017:  07:48:36

we never know if we're going to ride or not.

Be that as it may we just don't

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2017:  10:50:29

put people in the rumble seat anymore.

Jughead and Archie used to

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2017:  13:17:34

secretly dress up as Veronica and Betty.

They would go to the 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/07/2017:  14:53:22

dance like that.

Those two were really not

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2017:  14:56:55

an item, but Reggie had the hots for Jugonica.

Mr. Weatherbee read the riot act

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2017:  02:19:51

to them many times.

Those kids sure knew how to

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2017:  03:32:14

get into trouble. 

One time they

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2017:  04:36:11

near about drowned poor Jughead at the lake.

And Jughead didn't even realize what

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2017:  07:08:10

water in the lungs does to a person.

They snagged him with a big spoon

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2017:  13:31:29

just before sundown that evening.

Mr.Weatherby read the riot act again but nobody

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2017:  06:45:55

listened to him which wasn't unusual. 

He never got any

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2017:  10:34:30

respect due to his pomposity, never mind his ridiculous toupee.

The beats in the oily '50's

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/09/2017:  13:33:30

were not like any other.

But Little Richard soon got

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2017:  02:36:07

in trouble with the bouncers at one of the clubs he was playing at. 

He had tried to

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/10/2017:  04:36:36

make out with the bartender.

The only thing that saved him was

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2017:  07:36:05

the Jedi warriors that were in town for a Star Wars convention.

They were able to

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/10/2017:  08:58:13

rescue the bartender.

There are certain things that

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2017:  11:16:47

I missed in the eighties due to my self medicating disorder.

Some folks call it drunkenness

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2017:  11:26:49

I prefer to call it drinking my way to happiness.

If I could only remember what

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/11/2017:  02:37:17

city that was in.

But I do remember a woman who

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2017:  02:51:30

tied me up and promised me a night I would never forget. 

Then she stole my wallet and

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/11/2017:  04:30:22

drove off in my car.

The police caught her and

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2017:  05:29:34

she seduced them too.

They were found in a cheap hotel restrained with their own handcuffs and

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2017:  06:29:14

huge smiles on their faces.

Sgt. O'Hara asked them

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2017:  07:47:59

if they wanted to press charges.

They said they would much rather press their

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/11/2017:  09:15:49

clothes and wash up.

They said,,"We have a hot date and

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2017:  11:59:46

they don't cotton to no sweat and BO.

One of'em is the great granddaughter of Mr. Clean

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2017:  12:50:00

and the other is obsessive compulsive about cleanliness.

Between the two of them

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/11/2017:  16:05:15

you WILL be clean.

Ajax the foaming cleanser is not

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2017:  18:45:10

as good as Old Dutch, a favo(u)rite of Rip Van Winkle's.

When he woke up

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/11/2017:  19:15:24

he didn't know how he got there

The most interesting thing about

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2017:  02:52:58

Rip Van Winkle, is how he got his name. 

It was not, as many believe, because he

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/12/2017:  03:37:53

slept for twenty years.

Rather,it was because he

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2017:  06:29:12

had one very peculiar and disturbing trait.

If you looked beneath his

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/12/2017:  07:00:00

left ear there was a rip and a winkle.

The van was something that was

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2017:  09:37:35

invented by Rip to pick up upstate New York farm girls.

History will show

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2017:  13:50:12

that upstate New York farm girls have a particularly voracious sexual appetite.

They have been known to

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/12/2017:  19:06:07

date 3 boys at the same time.

Those New York City gals are

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2017:  19:29:25

a pale comparison to those corn-fed gals from Rural Route 5, Poughkeepsie.

They often bathe in the Hudson

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/12/2017:  19:31:30

fish aquarium with the Orcas

Seldom do they

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/13/2017:  03:18:40

dry off before putting their clothes on.

They sure are something to

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2017:  13:43:38

behold while they stand there shivering.

I offered them a warm blanket but 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2017:  14:12:43

they told me to buzz off.

Impersonating an insect has never been

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/13/2017:  19:01:54

as much fun as the monkey thing I do now



I can only think of one thing

Edited by - Scaggs7 on 07/13/2017 19:04:27

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2017:  02:48:44

that is preventing me from being successful. 

Unfortunately, it is 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/14/2017:  04:07:03

the problem is not having a lot of money.

So I just took my measley $759,000,000 and went