banjoscotty - Posted - 07/20/2014:  05:54:31

she has a unique way of tanning......

Don't forget to

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/20/2014:  06:40:15

turn off the lights when you leave

the train was

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2014:  07:03:47

late coming into the station. 

But it left

jistgreg - Posted - 07/20/2014:  19:18:53

a trailing cloud of glory behind. 

Speaking of steam,

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2014:  21:46:24

my old tea kettle sprung a leak,causing the stove to burst into flames.

I threw some

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2014:  04:56:08

wild parties when I was younger.

The head on my banjo is

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2014:  08:34:36

where I write my grocery shopping lists.

Unfortunately, they

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2014:  11:02:06

let me take my banjo into Shaw's anymore.

Ever since

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2014:  12:50:55

the incident in the fresh produce aisle.

We're not sure who

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/21/2014:  16:41:03

cut the watermellon but we had enough to go around

The catfish and the cat

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2014:  17:50:54

were getting along surprisingly well. 

They seemed

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/21/2014:  18:48:32

aggre on everything but the water

my road trip went good till

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2014:  22:14:54

I tripped on the road during a pit stop.



A VW microbus 

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jistgreg - Posted - 07/21/2014:  22:58:01

, amo amas aminibus amarmalady moon. 

The poetry of John Lennon 

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2014:  02:56:25

has inspired many a young song writer.

Not all of them

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/22/2014:  04:16:27

became famous like the Beetles did.

When getting PJ"s on for bed,never

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2014:  07:54:22

shove both legs into the same pant leg.

My old senile uncle

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2014:  10:17:48

never wore PJ's.

He preferred

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2014:  10:53:18

hip waders and safari shirts.

He always said

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2014:  11:53:51

he wanted to be ready in case a flash flood caused an evacuation.

We tried to convince him

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/22/2014:  16:47:15

to stay on the bridge for a week

the tires on my truck

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2014:  17:08:52

are all different sizes.

It's easier to turn

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/22/2014:  17:09:21

are getting badly worn.

Every time I sharpen a pencil it

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2014:  17:14:51

gets a little shorter.

Why can't they

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2014:  18:43:25

put better lead in my pencil?

My girlfriend

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/22/2014:  18:43:29

do it correct every time

the next time

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/23/2014:  04:39:23

she does it I will take a photo of her.

Then we shall see if she

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2014:  11:41:48

really is as good as they say.

My money is on

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2014:  12:04:12

Floozy,the waitress at the Dive Bar and Grill.

She can

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2014:  13:21:23

do things with a tray and a pitcher of beer that you can barely comprehend.

For example,

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/23/2014:  15:17:50

she can pour the tray into the pitcher of beer before you see it.

And then there's Hazel,,she can

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2014:  15:55:48

dance on tables while playing banjo,with a midget on her back.

I can't wait

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/23/2014:  18:49:06

till it warms up a little so I can go somewhere

I bought some

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2014:  21:52:16

thermal underwear for the trip up north.

My ski wax

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/24/2014:  02:47:50

has frozen solid.

Get me off this mountain and you

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2014:  03:17:14

can have my ski equipment.

I've decided

jistgreg - Posted - 07/24/2014:  05:54:50

to have another flagon. 

Here's to the girl who 

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2014:  06:18:46

loved me fully, wherever she may be. 

She can search

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/24/2014:  14:28:01

the world over and find someone else!!

Don't try to blow balloons up when

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2014:  17:17:46

when you've bought a tank of helium.

Your voice

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2014:  17:48:45

will get very high and squeaky sounding.

You may be

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/25/2014:  07:14:37

mistaken for wearing tight underwear.

When using firearms, always allow time for

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2014:  07:51:10

to see the whites of their eyes.

Blood shot eyes

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2014:  15:34:40

they may be, but wait none the less. 

You will be able to 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/25/2014:  16:17:48

go home when you want to

the wind blew the truck

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2014:  17:33:42

across three lanes of the highway.

Thankfully, there were no

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2014:  18:57:24

police cars around,only downed police helicopters.

Then they chased me

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2014:  19:07:26

on foot for several miles through the forest. 

Fortunately 

jistgreg - Posted - 07/25/2014:  19:51:07

they couldn't see the forest for the trees. 

I thumbed my nose at them and