chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2014:  08:44:28

did some hard traveling once I bought a banjo.

My wife

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/17/2014:  16:31:59

has never forgiven me for buying that original five string flathead banjo

I went crab fishing

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2014:  17:05:39

but only managed to catch a couple of grouches.

Next time I will

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2014:  02:28:30

put some bait in the trap.

Crabbing is great here in Florida,we

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2014:  07:02:46

don't have the kind of nasty weather they show on Deadliest Catch and the beaches are nicer.

However, there are

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2014:  11:07:53

a few hurry-kanies that blow a lot of wind

I have been in 14 hurry-kanies and never

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2014:  12:50:49

once stopped fishing for crab.

I did have to

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2014:  15:30:34

adjust my hairpiece a couple of times though,as it threatened to vacate my scalp.

Windy and Warm

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/18/2014:  17:00:13

here on the coast but things will turn tomorrow with the freeze

my harmonica won't stay in tune

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2014:  05:59:38

with the singing crabs.

They say they are perfectly

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2014:  14:39:41

on pitch,hearkening back to the ancient vibrations of Precambrian seas.

Crabs like to sing

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2014:  15:44:54

songs about riding the range and herding cattle. 

I don't know where

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/19/2014:  16:15:45

don't know where thay ever got to after the cattle drive

too many cooks

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2014:  22:50:14

in the dirty kitchen spoils the chili and toast.

Always check a cook's

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/20/2014:  03:03:06

hairnet for foreign creatures.

Never monkey with another monkeys monkey.
That monkey might be

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2014:  07:58:58

somebody's mother.

Speaking of mothers,

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/20/2014:  14:01:12

has anybody seen old Mother Hubbard?

After many years of bare cupboards,

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2014:  18:41:03

she finally did some food shopping. 

Now her cupboards 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/21/2014:  19:32:54

are full of monkeys

the old mill stream

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/22/2014:  03:36:45

has dried up to nothing.

How can we ever

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2014:  15:06:20

get that old mill wheel turning?

It used to

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/22/2014:  16:31:48

run by itself it'll the rains came

do you remember when

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2014:  18:14:41

we walked barefoot,arm in arm, through the cow pasture.

Romantic notions gave way to

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/22/2014:  18:17:24

getting my foot cut with the cow manure

the trees look

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/23/2014:  03:47:15

on a different hue in the evening.

Remember how we'd spread our blanket on the crick bank and

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2014:  13:55:19

watch the sun set slowly into the western horizon?

I kept trying to get you to

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/23/2014:  14:08:27

quit picking your nose, because it was spoiling the mood.

A cotton-pickin' nosepicker

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2014:  14:24:39

is at least a couple of pickers too many.

I decide I had to

MWBailey - Posted - 12/23/2014:  18:14:54

pick a winner, so I did.

Sadie Hawkins was really famous for

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2014:  18:20:29

her relationship with Lil Abner.

It may not have been

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/23/2014:  21:11:53

a match made in Dogpatch heaven, since Daisy Mae went on the warpath.

She wrassled Sadie

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2014:  04:51:15

in the mud pit to the everlasting delight of Lil Abner.

He was into that

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/24/2014:  15:14:33

time not known to the real world

a broken spoke caused me to

MWBailey - Posted - 12/24/2014:  22:42:28

wheel around aimlessly.

My left nostril wheezed uncontrollably

jistgreg - Posted - 12/25/2014:  02:06:49

as my right nostril piped "Flowers of Edinborough."  

You have to give the Scots credit 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/25/2014:  05:56:45

for drinking so much whiskey

Never under estimate those

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2014:  07:30:35

kilted Highlanders as they imbibe and water ski,simultaneously.

Give me

jistgreg - Posted - 12/25/2014:  07:39:26

liberty or give me a single malt. 

I don't mean milkshake, so 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/25/2014:  08:33:56

the kids will be happy

some times I like to

MWBailey - Posted - 12/25/2014:  08:58:26

grab my kilt, and go "WHEE!"

For some reason, the police

jistgreg - Posted - 12/25/2014:  09:24:19

don't like me wheeing against a tree in the public park. 

It almost kilt me trying to 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/25/2014:  09:29:46

run and hide

the water was cold

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2014:  14:18:30

when I went over Niagara Falls in a barrel yesterday.

Good thing

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2014:  15:20:02

I was completely dunk so that I did not notice a thing. 

Of course, the next day 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/25/2014:  15:31:15

I still don't remember anything

I ran out of wood

jistgreg - Posted - 12/25/2014:  15:57:49

nickels to pass out to the juvenile carolers who came to my door. 

This whole Christmas shtick is 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2014:  17:03:46

starting to get to me.

I've decided to

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2014:  17:27:02

plug up my chimney so that fat red guy can't perform any more home invasions.

Political correctness be damned

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2014:  17:32:25

, I say "Bah Humbug" to the whole thing.

That may not make