Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/22/2021:  16:23:03

that was laid in an outhouse is enshrined in the “Outhouse Hall of Fame”.



Tours are available

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OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2021:  04:08:34

and fresh air respirators are recommended.

I’m not saying my

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/23/2021:  08:06:22

favorite color is pewter or gunmetal because that would be a gray area.

But maybe

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2021:  09:03:59

a nice institutional green would spruce up my wife’s sewing room.

She often complains

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2021:  18:19:05

about me being a lazy good for nothing bum.

If I felt like getting out of my recliner I would

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/23/2021:  18:56:15

probably run her off, but who would cook and clean?

Just maybe

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2021:  02:47:59

I’ll have another beer and hope she quiets down.

It’s not

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/24/2021:  05:39:45

unrealistic to change your dirty furnace filter monthly.

I’ve seen

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2021:  07:08:07

the ends of the earth.

Don’t ever let anyone tell you

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2021:  17:08:01

that I haven’t or I will push them off the edge.

And another thing,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/25/2021:  07:15:57

life is too important to take seriously, and I’m serious about that!

So

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/25/2021:  07:25:40

just put on your glad rags and dance the watusi.

Arthur Murray’s classes

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2021:  08:43:13

were right in step with the times.

I was never able

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/25/2021:  09:16:06

waltz or foxtrot, but I can hoochie coochie all night long.

It pays

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2021:  12:14:53

not to tell your drinking buddies that you don’t like sports.



They probably won’t

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chuckv97 - Posted - 10/25/2021:  14:03:03

buy you a round.

Indoor sports

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/25/2021:  16:47:08

can be dangerous, especially if your cape gets caught in the ceiling fan when you jump off the dresser.

It’s usually

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2021:  17:13:46

the last thing you remember when you wake up in the emergency room.

It can be difficult to explain

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2021:  03:57:42

to your sawbones, who rubs his hands together with glee.

His fees

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2021:  04:58:22

may seem exorbitant, but he does have maintenance and slip fees for his yacht and Ferraris aren’t exactly inexpensive these days.

I would feel sorry for the guy except

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/26/2021:  05:43:30

his tendency toward self-medication with over the counter KY-Wicky can be rather off-putting at times.

He

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2021:  05:59:08

took out my appendix and it had nothing wrong with it.

Next month he wants to

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2021:  07:33:38

give me a rectal exam which would be the sixth one this year.

I’m beginning to suspect

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/26/2021:  09:34:11

something is up because he always has both of his hands on my hips during the procedure.



It occurred to me

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 10/26/2021 09:35:04

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2021:  10:34:21

that he always wants to take a cigarette break after the exam.

What really bothers me

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2021:  11:51:43

is that his transgender nurse, Miss Tufayss, always comes in to lend a helping hand.

My insurance won’t cover

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/26/2021:  13:58:26

the cost of broken banjo and guitar strings.

They said

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2021:  03:06:32

those are considered wear and tear damage and not an insurability loss.

I read the fine print

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2021:  03:25:38

with a fine-toothed comb.

My tonsorial

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2021:  06:31:49

activities are quite limited now that I’ve let my hair grow past my shoulders.

I like it, but

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/27/2021:  08:29:46

all the other older guys give me grief about reliving my youth.



I think maybe they secretly 



Personal note: I have 6” long full beard and a 24” ponytail (both silver gray) so I know the lingo LOL,

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 10/27/2021 08:33:08

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2021:  03:20:52

envy my ability to sport a hirsute look.

I like it myself

My full beard and ponytail aren’t as long but I do have them,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/28/2021:  04:52:08

and will continue to live life my way no matter the opinions of others.

Sometimes

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2021:  05:10:46

my “I don’t care what you think” attitude bothers people, but I don’t care.



I am a good neighbor and considerate of others, but

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/28/2021 05:11:24

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2021:  06:35:14

I do mock my neighbour Rudy by ridiculing his bald pate.

He wears toques

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/28/2021:  11:06:06

and a toupee handed down from his grandfather because it’s considered a family hair-loom.

You should

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2021:  11:36:55

see the moth holes and snarls in the darned thing.

It looks like a road killed

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2021:  14:29:06

varmint with psoriasis.

His wife wears

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2021:  16:01:31

an equally repellant wig.

It looks as though it’s made of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/28/2021:  16:23:37

diseased, wet, albino rat pelts that had been dragged behind a Buick through the state on New Mexico.

Eventually 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 10/28/2021 16:24:01

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2021:  17:07:53

I’ll get them to move by erecting a new outhouse at the fence line under their bedroom window.

It won’t be used much

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2021:  03:34:41

but will still have it’s own distinctive bouquet.

There will also be unusual noises

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/29/2021:  06:07:15

piped in from my home studio mixing board and pumped through a Marshall stack loaded with JBL speakers, driven by 2000 watts of power.

I wonder how long

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 10/29/2021:  06:58:22

someone can endure Groundspeed on soprano saxophone.

SWAT drove into the neighborhood

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2021:  08:20:05

and quickly demolished my new “garden shed” with axes and wrecking bars.

I told them

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2021:  13:19:22

they had to pay to replace the shed and its contents.

This was right before they

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/30/2021:  04:18:11

burned my outhouse to the ground.



It

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 10/30/2021 04:18:32

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2021:  06:09:40

seems they have no sense of humour.

I told them my taxes pay their wages

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2021:  07:52:51

whereupon they promptly handcuffed me and threw me in the back of a cruiser.

I have to admit