OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2014:  18:13:22

joy.

unfortunately, Joy wasn't 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2014:  18:21:54

at Fenway,cuz the monster had betrayed the Red Sox.

They need 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/17/2014:  19:09:41

another left foot

I said I was shopping for

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2014:  23:33:01

a whopping big catfish.

Those dogfish 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2014:  06:33:44

don't even bark.

And catfish don't meow,they just

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/18/2014:  08:00:59

sound like they are croaking or something.

Bullfrogs

youtube.com/watch?v=s9AxCny6ODg

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2014:  10:24:19

don't really croak.

They just

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/18/2014:  11:26:26

turn belly up, give one final kick, and die.

Possums don't

hexx - Posted - 04/18/2014:  11:30:38

climb trees anymore.

snakes prefer

Edited by - hexx on 04/18/2014 11:31:30

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2014:  11:43:02

to eat fresh killed prey.

However, in a pinch,

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/18/2014:  12:02:58

they are adept at slithering.

Slithering reptiles

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2014:  12:09:07

give some people the creeping willies.

Other folks seem to

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/18/2014:  18:58:42

want to talk to the bar tender

My dog goes in circles and

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2014:  19:03:57

chases his tail,but never catches it.

My cat ,however,

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/19/2014:  05:45:34

catches rat tails files and brings them in the shop

My neighbor told me

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/19/2014:  06:02:02

to keep my nose to the grindstone but I think I will try it out on the cat first.

The Rockford files

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/19/2014:  06:53:49

are not up to date!

The only files that

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2014:  07:22:28

James Garner ever had were the Maverick files.

Living in a trailer

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2014:  07:56:25

on the beach looks romantic.

However, the reality is

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/19/2014:  08:49:56

sand gets into everything you eat, wear, or xxxxx.

Even my little dog

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2014:  10:52:54

poops sand.

It's pretty

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/19/2014:  15:10:03

gritty and after it dries out some in the sun it works pretty well as a cheap substitute for sandpaper.

Metal detectors

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2014:  16:43:26

are useless when looking for Easter Eggs,

You would be better off

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2014:  16:56:47

hiring Guy Noir from Prairie Home Companion.

He's always looking

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2014:  17:22:08

free food.

His casework doesn't

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/20/2014:  19:43:55

like his attitude and sent him back

this tractor don't like

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/21/2014:  04:58:02

to pull a plow or disk.

But farming with horses has always

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2014:  06:07:46

been a lot of work.

But for purists,

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2014:  09:16:20

it's like playing with a calfskin banjo head.

Horses get revenge by

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/21/2014:  15:32:03

throwing some of the horse races they could easily win.

If you want to see

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2014:  17:37:04

something really funny you should come to my house.

I have a

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/21/2014:  18:40:22

thing for banjo cases

the fishing hole was

FRAILER57 - Posted - 04/21/2014:  19:03:15

Knee deep in frogs

On the way to the barn, to feed the mules

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2014:  20:53:43

I fell into the old outhouse hole.

Some wise guy

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2014:  03:17:02

had covered the opening with leaves.

Then I remembered that I

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/22/2014:  06:33:02

was full of "it" so why not be covered with it?

On my way home I stopped

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2014:  06:35:29

at the neighborhood bar for a beer.

When I walked in

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/22/2014:  06:40:40

several patrons walked out holding their noses.

I forgot I

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2014:  07:21:18

had fallen into the cesspool.

Moe the bartender said

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2014:  08:42:00

no more running a tab.

You're a menace 

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2014:  08:46:00

to decent people everywhere.

Finish your drink and

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/22/2014:  09:07:32

go home and clean yourself up.

You have to admire the way Moe

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2014:  11:24:01

handled a sticky situation.

He really should consider

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2014:  19:52:39

hanging out more with Larry and Curly.

They could

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2014:  03:21:08

help him realize life could be much worse.

For example,

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/23/2014:  18:01:55

take tha fish, they can swim
my car keys were in

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/23/2014:  19:51:51

Sgt. O'Hara's possession last night,after he stopped me for driving too slow.

He told me to walk

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/23/2014:  19:56:54

backwards like a duck.

I told him

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/23/2014:  19:59:18

I never took no duck lessons.

So he drove me downtown