OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2014:  04:42:39

has been running a Three Stooges retrospective for the last 50 years.

The audience has

JohnN - Posted - 10/17/2014:  06:13:48

brought crowbars and shaving cream just to be

on the

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2014:  06:38:38

same wavelength as Curly (Coily), Larry and Moe.

Never shave

JohnN - Posted - 10/17/2014:  07:13:42

with a chainsaw
unless you

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2014:  07:47:19

don't care about a few nicks here and there.

Personally, I prefer to shave with

oliver james - Posted - 10/17/2014:  08:35:51

a cotton ball to avoid this catastrophe



if you take a cotton ball, 1 large bag of peat moss, and

Edited by - oliver james on 10/17/2014 08:36:26

JohnN - Posted - 10/17/2014:  11:20:58

some axle grease, mix them together smear it all over you and pretend that you are a target at a shooting range.

Just before they begin to shoot, jump up and say that you were only kidding.

If you time it just right, you can say that it was a close shave. If you don't

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2014:  11:21:09

a couple of blasting caps, you can completely remove all of your facial hair in moments.

This method is also quite effective on

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2014:  12:56:58

the denuding of Sasquatch during a hike through Yosemite.

A bare-skinned Bigfoot

JohnN - Posted - 10/17/2014:  13:33:07

was last seen climbing the fence around the White House! Police were called to the scene

and were overpowered. Next the military tried playing peek-a-boo which

Edited by - JohnN on 10/17/2014 13:43:24

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2014:  13:33:36

is a frightening sight, but one with which I'm all too familiar.

Every time I

JohnN - Posted - 10/17/2014:  14:51:51

think of it I start to quiver and my hands break out in a sweat.

All my nostril hairs jump from one side to the other and

Scaggs7 - Posted - 10/17/2014:  18:18:21

then fell over

the jeep wouldn't go up

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2014:  18:48:24

Lover's Lane,so we sparked and spooned beside the cop shop.

Next thing I know

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/18/2014:  01:46:35

here comes Barney and Andy.

But Aunt Bea had gone to the

OM45GE - Posted - 10/18/2014:  03:56:06

network and asked to be released from her contract.

She said she had

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/18/2014:  10:23:44

enough of this phony baloney stereotypical southern small town life.

She said she wanted

OM45GE - Posted - 10/18/2014:  14:16:29

the bright lights and excitement of a big city that never sleeps.

So she moved

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/18/2014:  19:29:07

to Billings ,Montana,where the coyotes are loud all night.

The local theater

jistgreg - Posted - 10/19/2014:  02:12:02

was playing (you guessed it!) a Three Stooges marathon. 

They claimed it was for charity; 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/19/2014:  02:33:10

but they saw the promoter slipping out the back exit
with the movie reciepts.

He claimed it was all a big

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2014:  07:13:14

prank,so why can't you people take a joke.

Why I oughtta

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2014:  16:00:59

demand my money back in protest, but it might not do any good.

The promoter already

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2014:  19:14:13

spent it on a down payment on a Ferrari.

Why he couldn't opt for a Fiat

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2014:  04:42:01

may be a mystery we never solve.

After all,

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/20/2014:  09:43:31

he need to make a little extra $$$ also.

Don't under estimate the power of a 1957 Offenhauser flathead with

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2014:  09:59:31

straight pipes and a Mallory Dual Magneto ignition.

They can really

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2014:  11:59:50

tear up Route 66 ,with Broderick Crawford taking up the chase.

The Highway Patrol

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/20/2014:  13:09:21

is Jr.Brown's signature song.

His wife is sure a good looker as well as

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2014:  17:07:08

fighting off the groupies falling all over Junior.

She wears steel-toed

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2014:  18:14:59

boot, which she likes to use for an unusual purpose.  

She time them off and 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/21/2014:  01:53:47

took them off to see what time it was.

She tried to

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2014:  05:09:20

disable her auto-correct on her computer as it sometimes does wacky things but couldn't figure out how to do it.

Instead, she

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2014:  07:37:18

plugged Junior's guitar into the port and watched the fireworks.

"Time for a change", she bellowed

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2014:  07:58:16

as the guitar burst into flames which quickly spread to the furniture.

Soon the entire house was blazing away while the neighbors

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2014:  08:02:34

got out the marshmallows for roasting while singing lame campfire songs.

The Hook and Ladder

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2014:  10:58:01

got stuck trying to make it around the corner into the cul-de-sac and ended up blocking the street off entirely.

The rest of the fire department

MWBailey - Posted - 10/21/2014:  12:49:38

did the Macarena with the police.

Commissioner Gordon was heard to remark,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2014:  14:18:20

"those guys and gals are darn good dancers, if I do say so myself."

Whereupon he began to

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2014:  16:01:54

disrobe with a flair- a flashback to his previous occupation.

Fire hoses were aimed

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2014:  17:53:05

toward the fire but the streams fell well short of the blaze. 

It reminded me of

Scaggs7 - Posted - 10/21/2014:  19:34:52

the time me and uncle Leroy was a sitting on the porch pickin and a drinking
and all of a sudden , there come an OZOE critter eatin grasshoppers that devastated tje crops and starvation started

next chapter --was about

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2014:  20:11:11

loading up the farm truck and heading down Route 66 towards the promised land -California.

Fruit pickers unite

MWBailey - Posted - 10/21/2014:  22:34:22

with Bev Arlee's hillbillies for wild hoedowns.

They brew

jistgreg - Posted - 10/21/2014:  22:40:46

And distil potent potables you'll never hear of on Jeopardy! 

As Alex Trebek said, 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/22/2014:  03:00:16

not now sweety,I'm late for the show.

So she follow Alex and

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2014:  04:00:33

went to the indoor climbing facility. 

Once there, they

Scaggs7 - Posted - 10/22/2014:  17:22:18

they dissapered into the near by states and became politicians

the only thing that bothers me is

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2014:  21:25:51

this wild notion that I'm going crazy.

Even Freud