Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/18/2023:  05:01:10

use up some of my vacation time or sick days.

I thought

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2023:  23:04:14

days were numbered at the foundry where I toiled for 21 years.

My foreman hates banjo music

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/21/2023:  04:20:41

but loves the physics of actually playing the banjo and can’t put it down.

I suggested

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2023:  09:52:57

he take a slow boat to China.

There he can

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/21/2023:  10:22:08

buy cheaply made musical instruments, and cheaply made anything for that matter.



I haven’t seen him

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/21/2023 10:22:28

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2023:  21:17:17

since his wife ran off with a door-to-door MyPillow salesman/salesperson.

Methinks he’s booby-trapped Mike Lindell’s Porsche

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/22/2023:  06:01:06

which Mike denies is actually a kit car built on a VW Beetle frame.

Maybe

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2023:  08:45:59

he’ll ‘fess up and become a champion of the Ladies Church Auxiliary.

Coke has mangled many a person’s brain synapses

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/25/2023:  13:49:24

causing them to become conspiratorial political extremists and lose their entire fortunes.

It’s a crazy

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2023:  21:26:43

world out there.

I’m barricading myself in my apartment

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/26/2023:  04:46:51

until I win the lottery, at which time I’ll buy to a deserted tropical island.



Maybe

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/26/2023 04:47:19

Docstick - Posted - 04/28/2023:  06:13:06

the voices in my head are actually correct this time.


I suppose one way

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2023:  08:52:22

to sell a used outhouse is to advertise in the newspaper.

I wonder if

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2023:  00:02:58

the University’s Scatology Dept. will purchase it.

Curly maple is rare

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/29/2023:  05:55:06

-ly used in general outhouse construction and is saved for use in only the most luxurious outhouses.

If one can afford

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/30/2023:  16:34:21

a 1968 VW Beetle then an outhouse with bling is within your reach.

One can compost the resulting dung

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/01/2023:  04:46:57

for general fertilization purposes.

I prefer

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2023:  22:23:27

sheep dung over cow dung.

My garden thrives

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/02/2023:  07:16:32

when I heap on phosphate loaded chemicals at regular intervals.

I’ve been reminded

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2023:  22:35:47

not to consume too much DDT or malathion.

Gertrude Schinkelheimer’s grocery sells organic sauerkraut

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/03/2023:  15:53:49

and throws in a bottle of “beano” Extra-Strength stomach relief with every 3rd purchase.

Now that you mentioned it

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2023:  21:01:22

I still owe Gertrude $3.48.

Back in 1987 I

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/04/2023:  07:33:52

owned a VW Beetle.

Nowadays

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2023:  07:54:14

I have a bicycle and pedal/peddle my a*s around town.



Business is slow

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/04/2023 07:54:41

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/04/2023:  15:42:00

at the pickle factory so they had to slice some jobs.

I don’t mind

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2023:  08:28:19

playing my banjo at an accordion convention.

Being out o tune never bothers me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/09/2023:  16:05:19

much, but sharp people recognize when my banjo is tuned flat.

I will buy a

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2023:  22:31:14

Lester Flatt-endorsed pitch pipe tomorrow.

They might be out of stock at Max Messerschmidt’s Music

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/10/2023:  10:20:31

until further notice.

I Guess

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2023:  21:31:15

Who, and The Who went trick-or-treating.

Candy kisses were doled out

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/11/2023:  16:19:28

and those who were lucky scored full-sized Boxes of Cracker Jacks.

The cheap

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2023:  23:13:39

skates I bought from Karl’s KutRayt were a shoddy bit of workmanship.

The blades

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/13/2023:  06:09:36

were not sharp and made of pot metal.



The first time

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/13/2023 06:10:13

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2023:  08:06:17

I went skating I fell through the ice.

Luckily Sgt. O’Hara

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/17/2023:  09:28:28

hasn’t been skating on thin ice lately at the precinct.

If it wasn’t

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2023:  23:03:16

for his cozy relationship with the mayor’s wife he’d be run out of town by now.

She’s convinced

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/19/2023:  18:18:25

she’s a nymphomaniac.

Her

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/20/2023:  15:51:51

body parts are getting worn out.

She’ll be in for a 100,000 mile overhaul

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/21/2023:  07:56:21

in August which includes

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2023:  19:34:00

a queu for the next gamer.

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/27/2023:  08:10:05

Being overhauled instead of a simple rebuild.

Seems as if

Edited by - KyBanjo on 05/27/2023 08:12:28

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/27/2023:  08:44:34

It’s become a world of cheaply made disposable goods.

Even some vehicles

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2023:  10:07:24

are named “BIC”.

My last car

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/27/2023:  16:28:09

was a Mini Cooper which had been converted into a camper.

The drawback

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/29/2023:  07:20:43

was that it only held one person.

Seem's

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2023:  11:27:26

I’m getting long I the tooth.

My dentist

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/29/2023:  14:08:14

is a former vegetarian veterinarian who is carnivorous by nature.

Lately

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2023:  18:20:03

my watch has been a bit slow.

It’s guaranteed

boogaloo - Posted - 05/30/2023:  18:50:42

to be the exact time, twice a day

But the alarm goes off at inconvenient times