OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2022:  02:58:48

I wasn’t very hungry but I didn’t want my meal to go to waste so I chowed down.

When I finished

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/31/2022:  12:03:04

my breath smelled like a combination of athlete’s foot and gangrene.

Sometimes I wonder

saw_woods - Posted - 05/31/2022:  13:55:37

If mouthwash would help.

I am thinking about

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2022:  14:01:44

drinking a quart of apple cider vinegar , by gar.

Sailors told me

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2022:  14:55:36

I reminded them of someone but they couldn’t remember who.

I think they

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/31/2022:  16:49:34

have been looping the song “Brandy” for too long and their brains are swimming.

Well, one thing is for sure

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2022:  17:29:48

I won’t be swimming in Ghost Lake this summer.

It’s not the ice cold water that bothers me

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2022:  18:09:03

so much as the swarms of blood suckers.

I once had one attach itself to my

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/01/2022:  01:58:38

to my pocketbook through the act of marriage.

That was

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2022:  03:31:41

a couple of wives ago.

You’d think I would

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2022:  06:16:27

quit looking for love at Grim Jim’s.

His clientele

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/01/2022:  10:10:40

consists of trashy but good looking babes that have a lot of mileage on their odometers.



I’ll freely admit that 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 06/01/2022 10:13:00

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2022:  18:26:25

I’m not exactly a spring chicken.

At least I’m not

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2022:  21:21:40

a fall guy.

I put summer air in my tires this morning, a recommendation by my

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/02/2022:  02:55:52

trusted auto mechanic who also recommended I replace my muffler belt.

He’s expensive but

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2022:  03:21:05

he does take me out for rides on his yacht.

I wonder if

saw_woods - Posted - 06/02/2022:  03:54:16

one of these times he is going to toss me overboard.

Luckily for me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/02/2022:  06:38:08

that my name wasn’t mentioned when I read the obituaries in today’s paper.

Sometimes

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2022:  09:45:09

they spell my name wrong.

I called the editor

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/02/2022:  14:06:05

a Dumb Bunny which didn’t help matters at all.

After that

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2022:  03:13:08

I checked in on my neighbor’s chickens

They look quite

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2022:  05:14:03

worn to a frazzle after last night’s fox raid.

Security was lax

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2022:  06:17:15

and the sly little predator managed to sneak in on the hens.

However, he had not counted on

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/03/2022:  18:01:50

Foghorn Leghorn to be on duty at that late hour.

What a surprise

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2022:  19:10:09

for Foghorn when he awoke to see his old nemesis.

Too many times

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2022:  05:27:34

he was forced to come up with clever ways to thwart Barnyard Dawg’s shenanigans.

His incessant barking

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/04/2022:  08:17:26

and whimpering over failed hen abductions was becoming unbearable.

This prompted

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2022:  08:36:27

a cancellation of all Saturday morning TV cartoons.

Deputy Dawg protested

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/04/2022:  11:48:41

and Yogi and Boo-Boo went into hibernation.

The Roadrunner

saw_woods - Posted - 06/04/2022:  13:25:22

was so distracted that coyote finally dropped an Acme anvil on his head.

It was an ugly

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2022:  15:53:45

scene that has gone viral on social media.

Someone started a Go Fund Me page

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2022:  17:08:41

for Hanna from Santa Barberra.

She had to

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2022:  04:40:44

be admitted to an inpatient mental health facility because of the trauma of seeing her beloved Roadrunner flattened.

Hopefully she

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/05/2022:  05:42:49

was able to get a corner room with a view.

The ribbon of mist hung low

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2022:  05:55:18

over Cleveland’s Accordion Hall of Fame and Museum.

The street barkers

saw_woods - Posted - 06/05/2022:  05:58:18

started meowing.

It was really

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/05/2022:  08:02:56

quite a moving scene for those immersed in the local culture.

Axelrod’s Buick-GMC dealership

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2022:  03:32:58

was giving away those little pine tree air fresheners.

They were trying

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/06/2022:  08:36:06

drum up trade-in business to re-stock their supply of used vehicles.

Jimmy’s Lunch Wagon was parked

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/06/2022:  11:20:05

across the street.

Fumes from his 1963 converted bread truck

saw_woods - Posted - 06/06/2022:  12:23:53

mixed with the marijuana fueled campfire (ala Romancing the Stone) behind the bread truck, and lent an aura of serenity to the car dealership’s customers.

Meanwhile the graffiti and street artists

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2022:  14:46:24

had adjourned to the Majestic Theater hoping to sneak in for the double feature.

The were fans of

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/06/2022:  15:06:19

film noire.

Expecting a trip

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/06/2022:  15:52:37

back in time to the roaring 30’s gangster era.

Instead, both movies starred

saw_woods - Posted - 06/06/2022:  15:58:06

John Wayne and a couple of White guys playing Native Americans.

Westerns, where men are men and

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/06/2022:  16:27:41

women are barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, never appealed to my activist wife.

Her idea of a good time

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2022:  17:00:24

involves rubber sheeting, five gallons of cooking oil and a German Shepherd.

I don’t make fun of her hobbies and she doesn’t

saw_woods - Posted - 06/07/2022:  02:43:57

pull out her earplugs while I am playing banjo.

It’s the perfect

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2022:  04:14:15

compromise to keep this union intact.

Speaking of tact,