OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2014:  03:26:31

dressed in rags and travelling incognito.

It didn't work though,

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2014:  05:23:09

the Romans recognized the rags.

She told her Prime Minister about all

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2014:  06:48:09

the hoards of Catholics attempting to bring the Anglicans back into the mother church.

It was the most

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/21/2014:  11:07:45

Bingo players ever before assembled in the Coliseum at that time.

Little Caesar was having

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2014:  11:14:50

a field day.

He kept running from

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/21/2014:  11:32:21

pillar to post.

In fact, he posted so much

RandyZ - Posted - 03/21/2014:  12:46:42

literature promoting his $5 pizzas, that pagans were calling in ahead to preorder.


So, im walking along just making fun of people, when this tiger...

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/21/2014:  13:01:07

reaches into his box of people crackers, bites the head off of a little boy cracker and roars out with pleasure, "They're Great!"

Nothing like

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2014:  14:20:56

a chip off the old block.

When building with cinder blocks

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/21/2014 14:21:22

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2014:  14:26:33

it us best to wear a sturdy pair of work gloves and steel toed boots.

I speak from sad experience because

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/21/2014:  18:42:22

working with no shoes causes one to walk lightly on hot coles from welding

No one understand me anymore because

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2014:  20:33:53

I quit speaking Latin.

My new adopted language

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2014:  03:06:12

is a new adoption,,not a new language.

Every now and then he just

Edited by - banjoscotty on 03/22/2014 03:07:13

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2014:  05:19:27

Takes off his dark glasses and get a weird glint in his eyes. 

It is quite strange

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/22/2014 05:20:28

RandyZ - Posted - 03/22/2014:  08:37:39

Because the lenses are actually clear with dark frames.
Later on this tall, buxom....

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2014:  09:35:21

blonde with a pet cheetah went to the zoo.

This created a furo(a)r

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2014:  10:33:22

in the primate enclosure. 

They clearly felt the

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/22/2014:  20:37:56

chimps were trying to make the gorillas look like a bunch of monkey by pretending they were orangutans.

One old silverback

jistgreg - Posted - 03/23/2014:  00:36:06

was so in love with greenbacks that he trained a nest of diamondbacks to pick pockets. 

If you want to increase your earning power,  

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/23/2014:  06:04:19

I would be up to three dollars a week and dinner on Sunday

The cat saw a coon and thought

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2014:  07:37:30

nice eye treatment.

i wonder how

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2014:  07:53:15

the Lone Ranger made his coon mask.

Tonto never

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2014:  08:28:59

seemed to resent The Lone Ranger. 

But I always wonder

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/23/2014:  08:55:30

why Chief Thunder Thud didn't apply for Tontos part?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2014:  10:39:21

He would have brought a pensive sensitivity to the role. 

However, he probably didn't want

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2014:  14:56:50

to appear in comic books or Saturday matinees.

The life of an Indian

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/23/2014 14:57:19

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2014:  16:00:17

is similar to that of a Harley Davidson. 

They both have

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/23/2014:  16:25:57

rubber tires and spark plugs

I estimated the

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2014:  16:43:34

the age of the earth to be 987.267 years.

The Indian arrowheads I found

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/23/2014:  17:02:50

was made by Crazy Horse and given to Sitting Bull as a farewell gift before going the the stockade

I was pickin on the river when

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2014:  17:23:32

two ghosts appeared before me. 

One of them

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/23/2014:  18:20:10

was wearing a see-thru sheet.

She wanted me to

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/23/2014:  18:38:41

disappear with her but all I wanted to do was pick the banjo

while backpacking the Appalachian trail I

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2014:  19:30:14

disappeared in the Smoky Mountains for 3 days.

Those smoke signals

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/23/2014:  21:01:19

were from my burning pup tent that caught on fire from the flaming bacon grease after it  got knocked into the fire by a big old black bear that came to breakfast uninvited.

So that bear and I decided

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2014:  03:13:40

we would settle things like the Alpha predators we both were.

So we started to

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/24/2014:  03:55:24

divide the breakfast evenly.

I came away with a

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2014:  04:33:59

sausage, two strips of bacon and the runny yolk from an over-easy egg.

The bear had

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/24/2014:  05:47:33

what I was having along with everything else in the camp that was edible.

Bears aren't fair

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2014:  05:50:46

when it comes to divvying up food.

They tend to

RandyZ - Posted - 03/24/2014:  06:20:47

store things away and set them out on tables in the woods for needy possums, badgers and whatbehavinyas.

The local merchants frown upon this because....

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2014:  07:33:54

then those animals don't shop for their food in the stores.

However, the bears couldn't

RandyZ - Posted - 03/24/2014:  08:02:23

compete with the merchants prices.

No one can afford a pup tent that costs $3000...or a bag of hotdog buns for $600, but nonethe less....

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2014:  09:01:12

many hobos travel with little money and the odd mickeydee's coupon.

Boxcars are a handy 

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/24/2014:  09:33:22

container for storing dry cereal in but nobody mails in box tops no more.

The US Postal Service delivered my first space gun to me in a brown paper 

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2014:  11:44:21

wrapper covered with stamps.

Unfortunately, the stamps

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/24/2014:  16:18:43

were pre-civil war so is I had to pay the postage on it. . It took a long time in getting here from over there.

The next time I do the same thing I did the last time I'm going to

RandyZ - Posted - 03/24/2014:  17:12:24

Buy them lifetime confederate stamps.

They now feature famous civil war era women, including the ravishing

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/24/2014:  17:47:26

women of the National American Woman Suffrage Association, which you could tell just by lookin' at 'em that they had put in many hard years of suffraging.

Why just take Ms. Susan B. Anthony for instance