BigMonFan - Posted - 03/04/2014:  05:47:17

about Edsels but it wouldn't be the truth.

Gas prices

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2014:  06:24:18

are one of the things that upsets me!

Another thing that cranks my engine is

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2014:  06:28:03

the starter motor.

But I guess that is

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/04/2014:  07:11:16

neither here nor there because someone stole my car.

There's nothing I dislike more than

RandyZ - Posted - 03/04/2014:  07:21:22

cole slaw on my twinky.

It seems like whenever they make something really good, they always....

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2014:  07:26:59

discontinue it a short time later.

That keeps China in the

RandyZ - Posted - 03/04/2014:  07:40:47

china closet where it belongs.

theres something under my bed i can identify, but its making....

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/04/2014:  07:49:26

disparaging remarks about me which are completely out of character relative to it's usual kind disposition.

Animal control

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2014:  08:05:12

is when two junkyard dogs have a trespasser cornered.

Pest control

RandyZ - Posted - 03/04/2014:  08:12:28

is when you hang up on an unsolicited call.

speaking of snakes, did you see that....

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2014:  08:19:00

giant anaconda wrapped tightly around my torso?

I'm having difficulty

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2014:  09:39:58

swallowing my tea and crumpets.

I haven't been held this tight

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2014:  10:25:41

since I was mistaken for Elvis outside of Graceland.

That was quite

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/04/2014:  14:10:17

a squeezing I have to say, the likes of which my banana, bacon, and peanut butter sammich was not ordinarily accustomed to.

Being caught off guard

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2014:  14:20:57

is a rarity for me.

I'm usually wearing my battle dress

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2014:  15:11:33

and carrying all manner of weapons and defensive devices.

Today, however,

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/04/2014:  16:08:45

was just another day at the junk yard

The only answer I could think of was

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2014:  16:14:31

No!

What do you think about

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2014:  17:15:01

opening up a new hula hoop store?

They're the next big 

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2014:  17:45:58

thing in retro toys. 

Unless you would prefer

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/04/2014:  18:09:58

banjo case dog houses with choice of liners

When I lived out west we used to

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2014:  18:41:57

wish we were back in Ohio.

The main thing to remember when firing a mussel loading shotgun is

RandyZ - Posted - 03/04/2014:  18:49:04

Is dont mistakely load a clam.

This one time....at banjo camp...I

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2014:  19:04:07

forgot my tent pegs so I used my capo and my buddy's dobro picks.

He was so short

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/04/2014:  20:20:02

he had to stand on a stool to milk the cows.

He had an odd habit

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2014:  02:20:46

of crawling around under the dinner table and howling like a wolf.

It made meals

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/05/2014:  04:56:24

more interesting.

And we'll hear cousin Jr.say,

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/05/2014:  07:00:08

"Cousin Grandpa, are you my uncle?"

On Saturdays everybody

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/05/2014:  07:35:42

went to our. family reunion to try to meet a new spouse

Out of the corner of my eye I. saw

RandyZ - Posted - 03/05/2014:  08:26:46

what i thought to be General Grant....dressed in an Easter outfit.

This caused me re-evaluate the mushroom i just ate because....

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2014:  08:35:49

I wasn't expecting to time-travel.

Then Spock and Kirk showed up

MWBailey - Posted - 03/05/2014:  12:12:22

In zoot suits, dancing the Charleston



"Wow," Kirk said, "Uhura looks

Edited by - MWBailey on 03/05/2014 12:12:57

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2014:  12:53:16

particularly attractive tonight.

Perhaps I will

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/05/2014:  15:27:11

try some more befor they are gone

I'm expecting a home delivery of

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2014:  17:31:24

a coffin and a carcass,complete with a 10gallon can of formalin.

I enrolled in a home study undertaker course

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/05/2014:  18:12:34

but so far no one has volunteered to let me practice on them.

My dog

Edited by - BigMonFan on 03/05/2014 18:15:01

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/05/2014:  18:41:16

likes your dog

The coin conversion flow was in the direction

MWBailey - Posted - 03/05/2014:  18:44:52

of krugerands and chicken soup.

Suddenly, there burst from

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/05/2014:  19:17:33

the bowl of popcorn a slightly undersized colonel.

Not wanting to

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2014:  05:01:51

be insubordinate, I snapped to attention and saluted.

The colonel

RandyZ - Posted - 03/06/2014:  05:29:53

stated we had a major problem.


This prompted me to whip out my....

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/06/2014:  05:38:39

private stock of imbibing fluid.

Rather than

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2014:  05:42:52

pull rank, the colonel took off his hat and sat down.

We proceeded

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/06/2014:  05:49:23

to remove our Sergeant flea collars and get down to some serious nit-picking.

Never

RandyZ - Posted - 03/06/2014:  07:18:13

the less, our coporal, who ill call lance, had a major issue.

It seems his collar was not the right....

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/06/2014:  07:51:42

size to fit his stiff neck.

Now then,everyone wishing to join Scagg's nutist

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/06/2014:  08:01:09

, you might want some clarification as to just exactly what a 'nutist' is before you make your decision final.

Once you sign-up

RandyZ - Posted - 03/06/2014:  08:11:48

, youll find youre pretty much dedicated to the study of nutes.

As a 'junior nute', itll seem like....

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2014:  08:33:17

we're nit picking.

However, we are actually