Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/29/2021:  11:52:38

by his underdeveloped musical skill and lack of talent.

This promoted

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2021:  17:27:18

everyone to go home and read a good book.
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That was preferable to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/29/2021:  18:22:19

spending time with a bunch of yahoos.



During Wood tick season

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 06/29/2021 18:23:25

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2021:  18:55:50

I get ticked off.

I captured their activities and posted them on TikTok

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/29/2021:  23:51:08

only to be ridiculed about the way I went about it.

It all started

OM45GE - Posted - 06/30/2021:  03:07:04

when my annoying neighbor started trolling me online.

He thought he was being discreet, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2021:  08:53:42

I recognized his fractured English.

He says he spent 4 years

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/30/2021:  09:54:51

learning the English language.

Seems like

OM45GE - Posted - 06/30/2021:  11:52:48

it was closer to four minutes.

I remember the time I heard him say

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2021:  12:31:22

“I loined da Queen’s inglish at a gay bar one nite.”

I’m tellin’ ya, the guy’s a loon

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/30/2021:  13:14:38

-ier than a fruitcake and dumber than a pound of duck $h!t.

Once

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2021:  03:55:21

he spent two weeks studying for a drug test.

He failed anyway because

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2021:  14:33:48

he eats poppy seed bagels like they’re going out of style.

They put him in rehab

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/01/2021:  16:44:41

and he liked it there so well he changed his address.

Now they can’t

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/01/2021:  18:34:46

possibly ever release him into the general public.


Maybe

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2021:  19:01:36

he can become chief addict and bottle washer at the institution.

They might even let him sling hash in the communal dining room

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2021:  03:36:17

where they hold marathon bingo games every Saturday.

The games can be

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/02/2021:  07:29:25

very boring at times but better if I win.

Speaking of

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2021:  10:42:25

winning, did I tell you about my wife leaving me?

I figure that's about as good

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2021:  13:50:16

as losing 150 lbs. of ugly fat.

She left on a Greyhound

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2021:  16:55:40

Bus that leaned heavily to one side.

It entered the on-ramp to I-70 westbound and

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/02/2021:  19:06:27

continued on its way to St. Louis that night.

Arriving the

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2021:  20:04:48

night the Blues fired the puck over the glass, Cardinals booed and hissed.

Eventually Mark Twain’s great-great-great grandson

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2021:  03:35:33

claimed that he had been abducted by aliens who wanted him to explain how a Connecticut Yankee could actually be in King Arthur’s court.

They apparently were hoping

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/03/2021:  15:56:31

he meant to say Albert King was holding court at the House of Blues.

It was a Stormy Monday

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/03/2021:  16:22:27

when I noticed a hellhound on my trail.

This gave me the willies

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/03/2021:  19:13:43

and I immediately headed  back home only to find .



What one would

Edited by - KyBanjo on 07/03/2021 19:16:11

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2021:  03:58:53

expect from a reality TV show?

I suspect that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/05/2021:  16:38:43

the actors lines are scripted and the writers are untalented and overworked.

But when it comes

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2021:  02:58:49

producing TV content at low cost, so called reality TV can’t be beat.

Most of it is pretty mindless, but I like

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/06/2021:  10:22:06

watching American Pickers and some of the HGTV shows best.

Custom car and bike building shows

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2021:  13:19:24

are rampant with scantily-clad belles.

They like to

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2021:  04:03:47

show off how out of shape they are.

It’s some sort of perverse

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/07/2021:  06:03:37

obstinacy propagated by demented TV voyeurs in search of the ultimate thrill.

But

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2021:  06:44:01

who am I to criticize?



I am obsessed with

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/07/2021 06:44:14

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2021:  08:41:47

my bottle cap collection.

My favo(u)rite is

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/07/2021:  10:17:24

Pepsi.

I

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2021:  03:16:27

can’t stand the taste of colas, but their bottle caps are lovely.

I have over

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/08/2021:  18:21:09

5000 bottle caps in the collection so far.

What I really need

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2021:  18:30:32

is the authentic cap from a 1919 Coca-Cola bottle.

Then I can trade it for

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2021:  03:03:42

an authentic cap from a 1918 Coca-Cola bottle.

The differences are subtle, but

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/09/2021:  10:37:40

can be seen with the naked eye.

Speaking of naked,

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2021:  11:32:22

underneath all these clothes I am completely naked.

Modesty prevents me from

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/09/2021:  12:42:21

joining the room here like that.


Sometimes Id rather

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/09/2021:  14:36:32

go out to eat instead of cook at home.

It’s true

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2021:  17:06:14

my cooking has rid me of cockroach infestations, but my I still love boiling goat heads.

My last lab results

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2021:  03:04:03

may get me into medical textbooks.

My doctor said I

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/10/2021:  08:20:40

have a Chigoe Flea’s nest inside my brain.



Currently

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/10/2021 08:21:30

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2021:  09:56:41

my brain is unplugged from reality.

It needs re-invigoration