chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2015:  20:08:41

back flips ever since the propellor got bent hitting that submerged Studebaker.

Those floods last spring

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/14/2015:  20:26:04

we're a lot of fun for kayaking

the next time I

jistgreg - Posted - 08/15/2015:  01:57:22

get to Phoenix, she'll be rising. 

She'll find the note I left hanging 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2015:  02:32:31

on the door of the outhouse.

I've gone down "that path" for the last time and

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2015:  05:28:11

I keep tripping on my way to San Jose.

That acid

jistgreg - Posted - 08/15/2015:  05:42:56

burned my face so I look like Lon Chaney in The Phantom of the Opera. 

I believe in ghosts because 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/15/2015:  17:54:22

I've never seen one

the only time I

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2015:  19:27:07

became an adult was in the back seat of a 1962 Pontiac.

Too bad

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/15/2015:  19:48:31

it wasn't a ford we would have sill been there

It could have been a Silveraado

jistgreg - Posted - 08/15/2015:  19:58:36

but it didn't have a bed liner and, well, icky!

One way a camper cap makes all the difference

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2015:  01:58:55

so why rent a motel?

Remember this,,when you're ice fishing,,never

Edited by - banjoscotty on 08/16/2015 02:00:28

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2015:  06:32:49

bring home 100 lbs. of ice for your wife/"significant udder" to fry up.

The resulting

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2015:  09:25:29

status is she'll have a headache for 2 months.

Don't do as the Romans do,they

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/16/2015:  18:54:46

burn down the city

there are things in the garden

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2015:  19:17:18

that might be genetically modified.

The rabbits are the size of

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2015:  02:39:37

kangaroos out in Texas.

Florida rabbits are small and they

jistgreg - Posted - 08/17/2015:  12:26:41

are brown and they speak mostly Spanish. 

I think they should all be 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2015:  12:35:50

required to learn to speak hillbilly so I can understand them.

Hillbilly rabbits say ya"ll and dag naddit and

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2015:  12:56:13

have a front tooth missing ,so they can only eat half a carrot at a time.

At Easter, hillbilly rabbits

jistgreg - Posted - 08/17/2015:  20:30:28

lay Cadbury chocolate eggs and hide them. 

At Christmas,

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/18/2015:  19:08:43

we dig them up and pass them around

the buffalo around are the size of

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2015:  20:06:38

an upstate New York city victimized by lake effect snow.

Buffalo dung and snow

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2015:  03:18:16

do not mix but they gotta go somewhere.

So if you ever see that,don't be fooled or

jistgreg - Posted - 08/19/2015:  06:33:23

distracted by the flashy hype. 

A con man might try to pass for a banjo picker 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2015:  06:49:28

but the proof is in the pudding,whatever that means.

Most con men don't

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2015:  09:48:57

go back to the same victim twice.

Always ask your spouse before you

jistgreg - Posted - 08/19/2015:  09:53:11

quote:

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Originally posted by banjoscotty

 

go back to the same victim twice.



Always ask your spouse before you

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run a scam. 

She or he might be inclined to turn you in if 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2015:  11:15:17

you are not transgender, otherwise she or he might take you on a romantic vacation.

I've been getting in touch with my feminine side, but

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/19/2015:  17:19:41

it cost too much for the operation

Dang, is it hot here today

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2015:  18:45:33

asked Scaggs as he was sipping on an RC Cola.

All along the banks of the Scioto River is large

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2015:  19:10:06

lineups of folks trying to withdraw their money from the banksters.

A penny saved is

MWBailey - Posted - 08/19/2015:  19:14:02

Better than two pigs in a poke.



A friend of mine has a really impressive

Edited by - MWBailey on 08/19/2015 19:14:27

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/20/2015:  04:44:22

hug and kiss that she learned from her high school days.

She can also whistle Dixie while she

jistgreg - Posted - 08/20/2015:  07:04:09

hangs by her knees from the shower curtain rod. 

Oh, no wait, that was Jane Fonda in Klute, whistling "Maytime," or was it 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2015:  09:04:28

a figment of my fractured imagination, a condition brought on by too many late nights at gluebrass vestifals.

Some old day

MWBailey - Posted - 08/20/2015:  11:27:06

beds have rusty bedsprings.

They got rusty from people drinking

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/20/2015:  12:29:34

and then wetting the bed.

To many women on one string will sometimes

jistgreg - Posted - 08/20/2015:  12:34:18

annoy bg festival audiences; they should learn to play the other four strings as well. 

After all, what would Earl 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2015:  16:37:28

do with just a G string to play with.

His good reputation

jistgreg - Posted - 08/20/2015:  17:03:21

would be dragged through the mud. 

When you're halfway across the Big Muddy, and the Old Fool says to push on, 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/20/2015:  18:29:04

left side so we can get unstuck

the left front

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2015:  20:17:03

fender on my old Fargo pickup is flappin' in the wind ever since I hit the neighbor's goose.



All the local dogs chase

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/20/2015 20:19:43

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/20/2015:  20:21:08

my cat clear into my living room and that's when I have bro step in

the next time this happens

jistgreg - Posted - 08/20/2015:  20:31:59

I'll be so zonked out on Nyquil, I won't even notice. 

What could be better than 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/20/2015:  20:36:38

me running for president and playing a banjo

I don't brink I could

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2015:  20:43:48

run fast enuff to catch the banjo-hating Tronald Dump.

My platform

jistgreg - Posted - 08/20/2015:  22:18:48

shoes make my calves and @r$e look nice and tight. 

Veal is 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/21/2015:  09:04:24

and old cow while it's still young.

Don't really quote me on that but it

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/21/2015:  11:19:19

just might be a product of the animal husbandry experiments at the aggie college.

Absent minded professors