OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2014:  10:35:01

from the ambulance were my first clue that things weren't going well.

The second was

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2014:  14:02:27

when they threw a sheet over me,including my weirdly smiling face.

The girls from the cathouse

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/28/2014:  15:04:14

had some weird smiles on their faces as well.

They probably had heard

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2014:  15:26:29

about my reputation, which if I do say so myself doesn't capture all of what makes me so wonderful.

For example,

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2014:  04:09:42

I don't have fleas and I go outside to do my toilet business.

John Wayne had a nephew that could

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2014:  06:46:58

lick his eyebrows. 

He was quite popular with

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2014:  13:46:59

the tough girls on the rugby team.

They fought over

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2014:  14:08:37

the chance to go out with him after the games.

He liked the way they

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/29/2014:  15:25:40

huddled up together

I saw a catfish that

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2014:  19:19:17

was chasing a dogfish.

Some catfish are

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2014:  04:01:02

good to eat,,some are not.

When playing in the key of F#m,,never modulate to

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2014:  04:45:39

the oboe player.

They're too

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/30/2014:  06:56:11

obose for their own good and only old persnickety flautists will have anything to do with them.

Bass players, on the other hand,

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2014:  06:58:39

really know how to party.

Last night they

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2014:  09:39:52

filled the doghouse bass full of rye whiskey.

Then they channelled Tex Ritter

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/30/2014:  11:51:21

to sing "When My Blue Moon Turns to Gold", not realizing Big Mon was filling in for Tex that night instead.

Tune in next week when

youtube.com/watch?v=uWVNzDPiWNs

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2014:  13:10:49

the entire cast will wear blue tops and red trousers and skirts.

They seem to like to

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/30/2014:  13:47:27

take off the skirts at the begenning of the party

my tipi has an unusual member that

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2014:  14:22:31

holds the rest of the poles in place.

It's pretty interesting because

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/30/2014:  14:48:14

that person needs to go some where's else

on the last expedition Leroy was

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2014:  14:56:26

definitely somewhere else.

We couldn't find him for

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/30/2014:  15:07:19

two weeks after everyone else had got home.

When we all asked him where he had been

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2014:  15:14:53

he got this annoying little far away look in his eyes and a dreamy smile on his lips.

Even worse, he kept

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/30/2014:  15:37:52

kept silent hoping to hear a luscious story

I don't know about you but things around here

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2014:  15:42:38

sure are getting spooky.

Just the other day

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/30/2014:  16:17:06

an accrentic spook came by a a wanted to know where the my next door neighbor lived

the old hound went

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2014:  18:29:28

crazy, barking and scratching at the door.

I think he

MWBailey - Posted - 05/30/2014:  20:22:52

Was after the sasquatch, who was raiding the pecan tree in the front yard.

Sometimes bigfeet are almost

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2014:  21:39:12

an advantage,especially when stomping grapes.

A drunken Sasquatch

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2014:  07:04:02

can be much trouble!

A tame one like Harry is

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/31/2014:  08:20:57

just a myth; real Sasquatches cannot be tamed, as evidenced in those jerky commercials.

The last time Big Foot

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2014:  11:28:28

went to a formal wedding reception, the bride lost all control.

She threw

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/31/2014:  18:15:05

her nuptials over her head, twirled them behind her back and they almost hit the little flower child coming up the aisle behind her.

Pandemonium

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2014:  19:30:37

ensued, with BigFoot wreaking havoc on the pump organ.

His version of "Your Feet's Too Big"

MWBailey - Posted - 05/31/2014:  19:50:04

was a raucous success, however.



He was accompanied on banjo by none other than

Edited by - MWBailey on 05/31/2014 19:50:21

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2014:  03:38:09

Pee-Wee Herman.

Pee-Wee started dancing and

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2014:  15:10:54

frailing with Cowboy Curtis.

BigFoot would have none of that

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2014:  03:27:08

and started throwing pieces of the wedding cake at the wedding guests.

Some of the guests thought

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2014:  08:54:44

it was part of a game.

So the Bride and Groom went

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/02/2014:  09:48:42

and set up the croquet sticks and hoops and badminton nets on the lawn.

A sticky wicket

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2014:  10:32:01

is a Cricket term.

It means

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2014:  15:40:25

too much pine tar in the batsman's hair.

In India the gum tree

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/02/2014:  16:31:59

has no Juicy Fruit.

Banana trees

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2014:  17:07:50

are not very attractive or long lived.

On the other hand, they

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/02/2014:  17:27:38

don't grow where I live

there is another subject we can talk about if

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2014:  19:15:16

the bananas drive you bananas.

Peach trees

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/02/2014:  19:44:22

said. if you don't like my peaches don't shake my tree

my old guitar

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2014:  02:38:53

sounds better every time I play it.

Either I'm getting better or

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2014:  03:43:56

more hard of hearing!

Every banjo picker has the excuse that