Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/12/2014:  15:25:11

because it become a hit

The CD player just

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2014:  19:20:51

blew up,playing Elvis' "All Shook Up".

Maybe some Lawrence Welk music

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2014:  02:53:43

would calm things down a bit.

If only The Lennon Sisters would

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/13/2014:  02:57:47

have been rock-a-billies,they might have become famous.

Carl Perkins,(old Blue Suade Shoes) is known as

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2014:  03:05:29

a real party animal.

One time he

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2014:  06:01:54

and his buds engaged in some animal husbandry.

Corn likker

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2014:  08:17:39

will do that to you.

Somehow, the critters start to

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/14/2014:  04:02:03

act funny and fall down unable to rise till morning

my tomatoes are about

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/14/2014:  04:28:00

Eight inches in diameter.

Very small when used for

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2014:  05:51:35

basketballs. 

However they're excellent for

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2014:  18:18:00

for throwing at cop cars,especially when they're rotten.

But be sure

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2014:  18:34:08

you have an escape route before you throw. 

The cops don't 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2014:  07:26:37

hang around when we bring those tomatoes to town.

Most of them go to the donut shop and

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/15/2014:  12:01:20

sleep it off

The Sheriff in my town

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2014:  17:41:09

is the brother in law of the sheriff. 

They claim it's not a conflict of interest, but

MWBailey - Posted - 06/15/2014:  18:46:17

he plays banjo with the trustees at the prison on Saturdays.

They love to hear

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2014:  19:01:59

the tune "Liberty" on fiddle and banjo.

But don't bring a birthday cake

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2014:  03:46:26

they'll just cut it apart looking for contraband. 

If they find anything,they will

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2014:  04:03:59

turn it over to the jailor.

Once upon a time age they

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2014:  05:07:03

used to take visitors to the back parking lot and hurl insults at them.

Now they just

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/16/2014:  18:06:22

play cards and shoot dice

my old truck is

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2014:  19:10:01

on it's last gasp.

I've been hauling

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2014:  04:09:53

tons of day old bread for the pigs. 

The only problem is that they

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2014:  12:32:52

want fresh bread,to produce fresher bacon.

That's hard on my old

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/17/2014:  15:15:34

bones these days. I ain't a gettin any younger, you know

some people say I live under a bridge but

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2014:  16:23:57

technically that's not true. 

I live in a refrigerator box

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/17/2014:  17:13:49

with my dog in a banjo case where we meet interesting people all day long
The dog can pick better than I can, their for he buys his own food from tips

my cucumbers are like

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2014:  19:30:59

the ones I grew last year.

As tough as

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2014:  04:01:07

 a two by four and just about as flavorful. 

Maybe I'm using too much

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2014:  08:21:15

wood chip mulch around the roots.

Next year I

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2014:  08:39:38

plan to plant a money tree. 

I've heard they

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/18/2014:  15:15:15

get ripe really fast ash have to picked earley before the green fades off

if I had my way I would

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2014:  15:59:36

let someone else do the gardening. 

But that wouldn't 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/18/2014:  18:06:29

help the sheriff with the crime scene

the only thing I know is you have to

MWBailey - Posted - 06/18/2014:  19:09:40

bury the evidence fast.

Sometimes chimpanzees steal

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2014:  21:41:55

second base if the pitcher falls asleep.

The chimps' contract

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/19/2014:  05:37:35

calls for a 4 day work week.

All the little birds on Jaybird street

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2014:  06:28:42

went cheep cheep cheep.

We're not sure if they are just singing or making

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/19/2014:  07:24:56

love to each other?

Then the ghosts came to 13th street and

Edited by - banjoscotty on 06/19/2014 07:25:55

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2014:  07:52:26

Broadway hoping to do some busking and pick a few ghostly dollars.

Then they learned

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2014:  18:35:29

that "Phantom 309" was not a big hit in New York City.

Sgt. O'Hara came along

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2014:  03:33:33

and arrested all the cast.

When playing banjo,never use

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2014:  04:50:53

blasting caps to strum the instrument.

You may

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2014:  07:55:01

never recover.

The burnt fingers

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2014:  08:38:10

will be the least of your problems.

What will really hurt is

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/20/2014:  13:02:57

the little woman not cooking on time

the lake shore looked

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2014:  13:51:55

very inviting until we stepped into the water.

Then we found that

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2014:  16:01:46

the gators wanted to swim too.

They seem to want to take over when

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/20/2014:  16:04:58

I jumped in

the dog got