jistgreg - Posted - 02/08/2015:  23:02:44

snowshoes or cross-country skis, but they had big feet and hair on their toes. 

Universe of they did hake was   

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2015:  02:49:34

Haking in the snow that had been haked.

Never hake in haked snow because

jistgreg - Posted - 02/09/2015:  06:56:00

quote:

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Originally posted by gregsquared

snowshoes or cross-country skis, but they had big feet and hair on their toes. 

Universe of they did hake was   

 

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...hey!  Somebody haked into my computer and made me say that! 

I would never say that because 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2015:  07:40:30

I am not a haker.

I have 28 hakers of land in Hohio that

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2015:  07:50:15

we've been using to grow a certain medicinal plant that isn't currently legal in Hohio.

I'm hoping

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2015:  09:16:30

the governor will set your fields on fire so the whole of Hohio can enjoy their Grateful Dead albums once again.

Mary Hootchie

MWBailey - Posted - 02/09/2015:  11:22:59

has heavy hooties

She needs a special

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2015:  11:48:15

hoist just to get them into an appropriate foundation garment.

She is thinking of having them

jistgreg - Posted - 02/09/2015:  14:57:26

gilded like the dome of the Prudential Life building in Hartford. 

It would be 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2015:  17:07:38

a real money maker for the Barnum and Bailey carnival sideshow,but would subject poor Mary to continuous hoots, catcalls, and wolf whistles.



However, money talks

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/09/2015 17:08:24

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2015:  17:38:25

and BS walks so Mary will probably take the money and guild.

Of course, that much gold would be pretty

jistgreg - Posted - 02/09/2015:  18:10:08

but platinum might be prettier. 

Everybody has an opinion; it's as if 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2015:  18:18:45

they felt entitled to have one.

Which, when you consider it, is like

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2015:  20:56:44

feeling entitled to having an as****e ,a most necessary orifice for daily living.

Butt the last thing

jistgreg - Posted - 02/10/2015:  00:12:10

on my mind was "Could have loved you better; didn't mean to be unkind." 

You know 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2015:  05:54:39

that I often think of songs when someone says something even remotely like a song lyric.

It is OK most of the time but when it happens in

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2015:  08:55:27

the arms of my best friend's wife the party's over.

Stuck in the middle

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2015:  09:31:37

of those two was not what I bargained for when the affair began. 

I wasn't thinking with my brain at the time so 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2015:  13:08:09

now I'll have to pay the piper.

Does he charge by the pound or

jistgreg - Posted - 02/10/2015:  14:20:47

pound you with the charge? 

If I ever knew what I was talking about, 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2015:  17:59:08

but that never stopped me from blathering on and on and on like a demented politician. 

The funny thing is, I won

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2015:  20:33:09

the battle of negative political ads by calling my opponent a battleaxe of the highest order.

Now she

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2015:  02:44:23

is pounding me with the charge.

Banjo pickers are a sorry lot,they even

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2015:  04:04:28

found out the drunkards sleeping on park benches look down on them. 

It makes me wonder why I

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2015:  08:22:31

ended up sleeping under park benches after years of hauling in spare change busking.

Nobody told me

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2015:  16:52:03

$3,78 a day wasn't enough to live on comfortably. 

Now I don't

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2015:  03:20:42

enough to pay my rent but I ain't gonna worry so,
I've got time for one more round and a six pack to go.

Hank Thompson once slept on a park bench and

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2015:  07:10:11

and woke up feeling quite refreshed.

That hasn't been my

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2015:  10:17:18

experience at all - newspapers make lousy blankets.

The Oklahoma Hills

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2015:  13:41:44

are where "stuff" happens.

Hank said he was born there but the Indians said

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2015:  17:03:52

he emerged fully formed from a large pile of buffalo dung.

Hence, the Indians' name for Hank was

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2015:  18:49:30

POO-POO Thompson.

Hank didn't like that but he

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2015:  18:57:17

managed to turn it into a hit song called "A Poo-Poo To Go".

It was on all the Indian Reservation jukeboxes

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2015:  02:22:27

untill the government noticed that the Indians had pocket change.

Then the Indians were taken to

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2015:  04:02:02

another location even more remote and uninhabitable and were told it was their new home. 

It was another in a long history of

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2015:  09:47:08

telling wise people to go take a hike.

Now that Tonto is off the air

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/14/2015:  06:34:31

no one pays much attention to Indian affairs.

But The Squawls Along The Yucon are

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2015:  08:27:52

well worth paying attention to. 

There is one in particular I would like to

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2015:  08:32:13

go panning for gold with,but she'll probably just turn out to be a golddigger.

Cabin fever

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2015:  10:59:23

doesn't respond to the usual treatments for other kinds of fever.

I've found that

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/14/2015:  14:25:23

a good book,a glass of cider and a fly swatter works well.

Harvey Dittweller played bagpipes at school talent show but

jistgreg - Posted - 02/14/2015:  15:28:35

the judges said they didn't have a category for Cat Molesting.

Another entrant, however, said he had trained his cat to dance  

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2015:  18:13:54

the Tango. 

He's working on getting him to 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2015:  21:39:53

study with the master tangoists in Cuba, but Castro let the cat out of the bag by declaring a ban on all felines of Siamese origin.



Ninety miles from Florida

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/14/2015 21:41:12

jistgreg - Posted - 02/15/2015:  01:34:53

lies the town of Bailey, Georgia, where the cats are cool and the chicks are shapely, 

When it's time for the potato sack race, 

Edited by - jistgreg on 02/15/2015 01:40:15

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/15/2015:  03:03:53

all the chicks put their lovely legs into the sacks.

Then the rest of their body goes bouncing up and down while

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2015:  08:24:21

grown men moan and weep silently over missed opportunities.

Sadie Hawkins Day

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/15/2015:  10:06:55

will tell the facts of who's who.

One time Sadie was chasing Hawkins and

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2015:  13:46:17

was yelling, "Stop, I really need to tell you something!"

Hawkins didn't buy it for a minute and

Edited by - OM45GE on 02/15/2015 13:46:35