DC5 - Posted - 10/08/2019:  13:11:17

caused the local cows to give sour milk.


Sometimes it's good not

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2019:  15:23:51

expect too much from shopkeeper rehearsals.

They often don’t

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2019:  15:32:43

keep good rhythm when customers come calling.

Sam had a way with words

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2019:  15:38:24

but regrettably often lost his way.

The last time that happened

DC5 - Posted - 10/08/2019:  18:43:54

Uncle Joe took advantage of the situation.


Joe took over

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2019:  03:30:44

when nobody else wanted the job.

That made him

Dragonslayer - Posted - 10/09/2019:  04:28:01

A pushover

Because he

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2019:  05:31:01

loafed around and muttered nonsensicals all day long, his time at the helm was short.



Kimble and Haney intervened

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OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2019:  05:37:39

saying the Douglas’s would not approve.

How they knew

Dragonslayer - Posted - 10/09/2019:  06:20:03

That he was a bigtime smuggler is beyond me

But it is said that

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/09/2019:  06:32:37

every dog has its day.

In celebration of National Dog Day, I would like to

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2019:  07:16:48

extend a big “bow-wow” to every Labrador Retriever not living in Labrador, or Newfoundland for that matter.

As for Huckleberry Hound, I

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2019:  08:11:16

always wondered where he learned to tie a bow tie.

I find them incredibly

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 10/09/2019:  19:33:27

strange....But nonetheless eye catching

Unlike the windsor knot

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2019:  21:56:23

,a favo(u)rite of Yogi Bear’s, a bow tie is as dapper as Wally Cox.



I will now request that all serial gamers

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Dragonslayer - Posted - 10/10/2019:  02:11:13

Wash their mouths out with soap.

And go

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2019:  03:38:36

stand in the corner to contemplate the error of their ways.

When you’ve finally realized

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2019:  08:32:04

that this is a family-friendly game, you’ll be so much the wiser.

Rude and crude

Dragonslayer - Posted - 10/10/2019:  10:29:19

Speech and jokes should be reserved for Facebook.......

Is that last joke

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 10/10/2019:  12:38:17

Just a very silly parable?

Or perhaps have the planets

Dragonslayer - Posted - 10/10/2019:  13:14:28

Gotten out of order

And we just wandered into

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2019:  14:20:05

a strange set of circumstances.

First, the lights

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2019:  14:44:15

all went out in Georgia.



Then the internet crashed

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OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2019:  16:18:16

and I lost all the photos I was uploading.

It will take me hours

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 10/10/2019:  16:38:49

To pose for each one.

But with nothing but time on my

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2019:  16:54:25

Bulova wrist watch, I’m in good shape til Sunday.

The last time I checked the time

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2019:  17:38:31

I realized my watch had stopped, but it’s still right twice a day.

That’s more often than

Dragonslayer - Posted - 10/11/2019:  03:13:17

My wife is in a week

But if you asked

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2019:  03:56:16

asked her, she would say I’m the one who is perpetually wrong.

In fact, she

Dragonslayer - Posted - 10/11/2019:  04:04:51

Used to ask me what time it isn't, and assume my answer would be what time it was

Until one day

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/11/2019:  04:34:57

film processing was developed, people would wait for weeks to get their pictures back.

My family album is filled

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2019:  05:01:29

photos of complete strangers.

Most were clipped from magazines, but some

Dragonslayer - Posted - 10/11/2019:  05:07:57

I stole out of this dude's back pocket on the subway

He also had

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2019:  05:41:20

a couple of nickels and a partial pack of Wrigley’s Spearmint gum.

I left the nickels but

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2019:  06:05:29

the gum I sent to the Chicago Cubs.

Never chew tobacco if you

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/11/2019:  06:28:59

are scuba diving.

The last time I tried that

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 10/11/2019:  06:44:39

I was held up at spearpoint for the remainder if the pack.

Speaking of satin sheets, did you

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2019:  07:00:02

ever wake up on them next to a complete stranger?

That's a regular occurrence

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 10/11/2019:  07:08:06

In the land of ‘ waking up in satin sheets’

Just because she tells you

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2019:  07:09:57

you were great, don't let it go to your head.

She actually

Dragonslayer - Posted - 10/11/2019:  07:16:17

In parts of Australia

But it rarely happens

Dragonslayer - Posted - 10/11/2019:  07:35:47

Oops, cross posting and slow internet. Ignore my last comment

Dragonslayer - Posted - 10/11/2019:  07:36:48

quote:

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Originally posted by OM45GE

you were great, don't let it go to your head.



She actually

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Is a kangaroo 

And would just as soon 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2019:  07:46:11

leave you in the dust.

I might consider

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/11/2019:  07:54:13

buying a home on the range.

However, the deer and antelope would

Dragonslayer - Posted - 10/11/2019:  09:29:36

Speak negative words

And I prefer

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2019:  10:00:19

a home not built on electrical appliances.

Perhaps a seaside grass hut

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2019:  11:16:23

in Tahiti would be nice.

I can picture myself

Bill Rogers - Posted - 10/11/2019:  13:37:12

Watching the plastic drift ashore.

One day while practicing my French,