OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2014:  04:09:29

probably only temporary insanity. 

You'll get better after

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2014:  21:51:06

an oil change and a lube job.

Jolly Judy at the

jistgreg - Posted - 10/23/2014:  23:24:35

Scrub-A-Dub Topless Car Wash can give you a coupon. 

Unfortunately, if your car is topless  

Edited by - jistgreg on 10/23/2014 23:25:50

MWBailey - Posted - 10/24/2014:  00:14:11

The werewolves will get you.

He's that hairy-handed gent, who ran

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2014:  03:04:34

the raw meat store down on Main Street.

You know, the one where you always got

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2014:  03:07:59

sick from eating the two week old ham hocks.

When he first opened that store he

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2014:  04:49:08

attracted a lot of customers because of the great selection and reasonable prices.

However, that soon

JohnN - Posted - 10/24/2014:  12:52:53

came to an end when they found out his wife

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2014:  14:21:41

was among the prime cuts on display.

They tried to arrest him a number of times but he

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2014:  14:49:16

brandished his trusty meat cleaver and pretended he was insane.

His wife,however

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2014:  15:19:17

was able to pull herself together enough to get the hell out of town.

That left the townspeople with no

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2014:  15:28:21

one to pick on.

So they invented a game called

jistgreg - Posted - 10/24/2014:  16:19:52

Времясборанасамыхслабых. 

If you think the title is incomprehensible, you should see the 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 10/24/2014:  18:09:14

grandma in her bathing suit

a friend said

JohnN - Posted - 10/24/2014:  19:32:12

hey, man, ya got any

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2014:  20:33:16

get out of jail cards?

I just got

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/25/2014:  01:43:23

a Jack Ruby card,but nobody wants it.

By the way,,our cow is

JohnN - Posted - 10/25/2014:  07:12:03

learning to play the dobro. It is udderly delightful that

someone in our family is

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/25/2014:  12:55:56

deciding to quit chewing their cud, and chewing up the strings instead.

Bela's "Cheeseballs in Cowtown"

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/25/2014:  15:38:44

are a popular dish down at Sam's bar and grill.

Those HO scale model trains sure

jistgreg - Posted - 10/26/2014:  02:05:50

keep the HOs off the street. 

It's a hard row to HOe 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/26/2014:  02:16:18

if you're howing a hard row.

Is he one of those who

MWBailey - Posted - 10/26/2014:  13:20:54

rows a hoe like Joe rides the flow?

Yo, ya need to ride the

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2014:  13:53:21

outhouse seat on a cold winter's night.

Not a creature was

Scaggs7 - Posted - 10/26/2014:  14:04:52

edabe so we gave to the dogs and they would t eat it so the pigs got it

did I ever tell you about the time

jistgreg - Posted - 10/26/2014:  22:23:55

in 19-ought-nuthin' down in Galveston and what a mighty day it was? 

Busted coffins and corpses all over 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2014:  03:31:30

the graveyard lawn.

Digger O'Dell will dig a

MWBailey - Posted - 10/27/2014:  10:16:11

the place.

No zombies, though. I saw an old man playing a banjo with a rag wrapped around his hairy

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2014:  15:18:18

wife's neck.

Never fear,,Capt.Kangaroo is

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2014:  15:21:56

is here to rescue any misfit banjo pickers.

"Toe the line"

MWBailey - Posted - 10/27/2014:  15:22:18

here!

Mr. Greenjeans is doing something odd in the

Scaggs7 - Posted - 10/27/2014:  18:02:55

bathroom

the last time I saw this was

jistgreg - Posted - 10/27/2014:  19:14:45

before color film was invented. 

Mr. Grayjeans never 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2014:  22:20:51

went to the bathroom,only to the outhouse.



Sears catalogues

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/27/2014 22:21:22

MWBailey - Posted - 10/27/2014:  22:46:16

got used up quickly in there.

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far, away, the were banjo

jistgreg - Posted - 10/28/2014:  00:27:01

, as played by the were wolf, terrorized the villagers. 

The Vicar used to cry, "Beware the 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2014:  03:30:49

werewolf is terrorizing the villagers!

But little did the villagers know that the Vicar was

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2014:  06:50:46

a wolf in sheep's clothing.

He'll have to answer

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2014:  10:15:44

to the Bishop if he ever finds out.

However, the Bishop may be too busy with

jistgreg - Posted - 10/28/2014:  11:42:23

the actress, composing double entendres. 

As Leslie Charteris once wrote (or should have written), 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2014:  12:05:13

"never lose a Bishop to a Castle",a hot chess tip.

Richard Deacon,however,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2014:  13:37:02

was neither rich nor a Deacon.

He was something of a sham, because he always

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2014:  15:06:53

was shamming someone.

But Sargent.Preston will

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2014:  15:19:50

coordinate a strike mission with Sky King, pronto.

Never underestimate

Scaggs7 - Posted - 10/28/2014:  17:05:11

the power of a woman when she wants a new house

the doctor said


did I ever tell you-- I've had a few house keepers-- yeah--!when we got a divorce she kept the house

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2014:  17:16:30

I needed to get out more

So I've decided to

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2014:  18:19:43

pitch a tent out in the Green Mountains,where men are men.

I'm taking my

Scaggs7 - Posted - 10/28/2014:  18:29:47

x-wife to see if we can finally see eye to eye on issues that didn't matter anyway

this terrible itch that I hsbe

jistgreg - Posted - 10/28/2014:  19:42:37

orevebts ne frin ttoubg kegubkt.  

Oh!  This itch creme that I just applied