banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2016:  02:58:29

hit on his wife too but she put me in my place..

Now the other women have a reason to laugh and scorn me and

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2016:  16:20:40

put an unflattering photo of me on Facebook.

These new-fangled gadgets

J e f f - Posted - 05/08/2016:  18:01:15

from from Walla Walla Washington are wonderful.

One wonders where Walla Walla 

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2016:  03:36:07

would be without Walla Walla working women. 

They are

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2016:  08:54:44

tougher than Rosie the Riveter and meaner than junkyard dogs.

Their fight song

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OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2016:  12:11:26

has been known to kill listeners.

They tried to record it but

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2016:  15:18:42

it burned the microphone up.

so now they have to

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chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2016:  15:41:50

drive around town in the ice cream truck, singing through its loudspeaker.

It turned the ice cream sour

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2016:  02:13:34

and all the children began to cry.

Just then Mary Poppins came flying by and

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2016:  03:37:26

crashed into the clock tower on the town hall. 

She clearly wasn't 

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chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2016:  06:51:11

using her new GPS gizmo, since the manual had flown the coop somewhere.

But the chimney sweep

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2016:  14:38:34

Swooped down and revived her.

She is in room 310A at

J e f f - Posted - 05/10/2016:  17:39:45

the Hotel Pennsylvania.

She can check out any time she wants but

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2016:  17:41:26

she can never leave.

Her umbrella was placed

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2016:  03:38:44

carefully by the door so she wouldn't forget it when she went out. 

Unfortunately, she was

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2016:  06:41:22

drunk and disorderly when she staggered out the door.

She didn't get her umbrella so that's why

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2016:  07:38:55

her hair is hanging in damp ringlets around her face and her makeup has run in a sad parody of her attempt to look nice.

I hope she

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2016:  08:24:21

finds her umbrella soon.

It was told to me that she sometimes

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2016:  09:59:26

uses her umbrella to fly off like Mary Poppins.

I find that difficult to believe, but perhaps

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2016:  14:08:34

Dick Van Dyke can fill us in on the details of his relationship with Ms. Andrews.

Hollywood scandals

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2016:  02:22:29

are often planned by publicists trying to get press coverage for their clients. 

It's a little unseemly but

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2016:  11:53:01

that could have happened to Liberace.

It happened Pee-Wee Herman but that

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2016:  18:11:30

was another kettle of fish, whatever that means or signifies, metaphorically speaking, of course.

Pee Wee used possum grease on his hair

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2016:  02:34:41

in place of Tuxedo Club Hair Dressing.

Dapper Dan might have been

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2016:  03:44:22

dapper but he had his messy side too. 

I once saw him

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2016:  06:30:03

laying in the gutter outside Dora's Kathouse.

His new name is Downcast Dan

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2016:  16:38:16

the Kathouse Man.

And after they revived him

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2016:  05:31:46

he slid over to Rocky Raccoon, where the doctor was stinking of gin. 

He wasn't sure

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chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2016:  08:53:18

why he was at the doctor's, but he thought he'd better get checked out after Dora's.

Secrets between married men and their sawbones

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2016:  12:19:14

are likely not to remain secret for very long. 

Someone is bound to 

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banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2016:  01:55:21

bribe the Dr into "spilling the beans".

So never trust your Dr to

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2016:  03:38:03

keep a secret or take your wife out to dinner. 

She may end up

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2016:  08:08:00

on the examination table with her heart fluttering.

Too many stethoscopes

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2016:  11:16:52

and latex gloves make for an interesting evening.

Personally, I would rather

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2016:  17:05:29

exterminate all the "sick-o's..

Tom Sawyer told Aunt Polly that he

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2016:  17:20:01

conned, ahem...persuaded, his friends to whitewash the fence.

But Huck came by

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2016:  17:49:12

and distracted Tom with some interesting observations about Becky. 

I think he

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2016:  19:26:25

fell head over heels for her.

That's a lot of falling after you've

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2016:  03:16:46

whitewashed a fence and planned a raft trip down the river. 

Huck always was 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2016:  04:37:22

in the middle of trouble.

Becky followed along,not knowing

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2016:  04:43:42

what she was getting herself into until is was too late to stop.

She decided to

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2016:  06:22:30

pull the plug on her relationship with the scoundrels.

Ol' Judge Thatcher

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2016:  06:28:46

wasn't having any of it.

He decided to throw

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2016:  09:40:58

throw the book at all three of them..

He threw it and hit Huck on

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2016:  10:51:27

his butt while he was mooning the judge.

Deputy Fife tried to tackle Huck

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2016:  11:01:26

until he realized that Huck was really Otis in disguise.

Barney didn't want to

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2016:  13:35:16

call for help just yet.

Otis broke loose and clobbered

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2016:  13:48:14

Barney between the eyes with his own billy club which had happened before so Barney wasn't totally surprised.

He was, however, quite

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2016:  14:17:43

miffed and humiliated by the whole escapade when it was on the front page of the newspaper.

He disguised himself