chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2020:  17:15:53

Sioux Indians because the pow-wow ran overtime.

They stuck feathers in my

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2020:  17:33:52

bodily orifices until I resembled a plump, elderly chicken.

I was embarrassed, but

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/05/2020:  08:35:30

someone had to do it.

From then on I decided I must

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2020:  09:15:45

channel Tonto before stepping on an Indian Reservation.

My loincloth

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2020:  15:46:36

was quite short and I was worried about the exposure I was getting.

I needn't have

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/07/2020:  06:57:58

as CNN just showed up.

Now the absolute made up truth shall be told

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2020:  07:24:52

without batting an eye.

Speaking of bats,

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2020:  18:12:19

has anyone seen my Louisville Slugger?

It was right over

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/08/2020:  15:58:52

there in the corner last week.

The slugger factory recently

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2020:  16:31:52

hired slugger Mike Tyson to test their bats.

But he kept biting

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2020:  18:58:47

his supervisor’s ears and mumbling something about needing some salt.

He was sweating profusely and

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/08/2020:  19:14:23

turning real pale.

I actually thought for a minute that he

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2020:  19:22:14

was trying to be a white man.

So he started a movement

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2020:  03:53:55

which to this day has no followers.

He is the only

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/09/2020:  07:31:10

member of his clan so far.

After that he became a reporter for CNN and told many

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2020:  07:38:34

of his viewers exactly what he thought of them.

This shortened his tenure considerably, but Fox

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2020:  08:58:27

took him on as a debating opponent for Hannity.

Sean is now resting comfortably

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/09/2020:  09:14:44

and having a drink with Tucker.

Later it was reported that

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2020:  11:54:47

any pretense of impartial reporting was to be abandoned.

This was greeted by

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2020:  12:00:29

Walter Cronkite’s progeny as blasphemy.

MAD magazine is where I get my facts

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2020:  03:38:28

and “What, me worry?” is my motto.

I particularly enjoy

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2020:  08:14:23

drowning my worries in alcohol.

Bruno, the bartender at Grim Jim’s

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/12/2020:  08:41:33

give me my drinks for free.

But only if I sing certain

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2020:  11:27:38

bawdy sailor ditties.

He’s particularly fond of

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/12/2020:  12:26:48

Yo Ho, A Dirty Sailor Song.

However some of the patrons began to

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2020:  14:04:21

get restless and started throwing food at me.

I ate what I could, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2020:  16:27:02

the rest ended up in Bruno’s lunch bucket.

Jim pays him peanuts

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2020:  17:24:32

with an occasional pistachio bonus.

Unfortunately, Bruno is severely

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/14/2020:  18:00:36

irritated at Jim.

Turns out he had been feeding him 2nd hand

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2020:  18:11:02

goober peas trucked in from Dickie’s hog farm.

The last we saw of Bruno was

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2020:  05:53:13

a small cloud of dust disappearing over the horizon.

I don’t know why

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/15/2020:  08:52:12

he left but someone should tell us shortly.

I heard that he went over to see

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2020:  12:00:54

a man about a horse.

Nobody knows what

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2020:  12:06:27

that means except for Facebook conspiracy nuts.

They think “horse” spelled backwards

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2020:  17:23:06

is a code word for the deep state.

Their shallow thinking is

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/17/2020:  18:21:03

just plain not reliable.

What we need is someone that

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2020:  19:39:46

can stop the buck here, there, or hither.

I’m sick and tired

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2020:  04:02:47

of being sick and tired.

Perhaps I need

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/18/2020:  07:33:46

to take a very long vacation up north somewhere.

You will never guess who I ran into on my trip

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2020:  11:08:32

to the proctologist’s.

Coincidentally, it was

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2020:  12:56:15

the arsehole who lived next door to me in the heavenly seventies.



He spiked my galpal’s drink

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/18/2020 12:56:37

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/18/2020:  16:48:27

with Captain Morgan back in the day.

Turns out he later married her and they

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2020:  17:32:29

had two absolutely wretched children.

The kids were so ill behaved,

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2020:  20:49:57

they were thrown out of reform school.



Pastor Quigley tried to

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/18/2020 20:50:11

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2020:  03:13:42

get them interested in playing the banjo but they tied him up with the shoulder straps and took off with the collection money.



Then they

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/19/2020 03:14:07

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/19/2020:  09:42:13

started a whole new revolution.

It was later in the day when they

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2020:  10:32:16

looked at their watches and realized the sun would soon sink beyond yonder horizon.

With torches in hand

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2020:  14:04:44

they headed to their refrigerator boxes underneath the highway bridge.

There they

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/19/2020:  16:46:49

found to be stuffed full of fish bait.

It is strange what some people will do to