OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2019:  19:42:33

and has the broken nose to prove it.

We call him

Bill Rogers - Posted - 08/06/2019:  00:08:05

Odie.

He drools uncontrollably when

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2019:  04:34:13

we tie a steak to his collar.

We think it’s because

J e f f - Posted - 08/06/2019:  17:43:53

he likes steak.

The other day we found

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2019:  18:29:08

Tonto’s loincloth in his doghouse.

It seems the noble redman

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2019:  03:17:15

had fallen victim to our cartoon dog.

We thought he was harmless, but

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2019:  03:49:03

things are looking bad for him.

But I'm sure he'll get

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2019:  04:02:02

his comeuppance when Huckleberry Hound shows up,

You can’t keep a good dog down

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2019:  04:17:49

without a strong set of tiedown straps

I prefer ones with

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/08/2019:  03:42:38

power grip spikes in them.

that way he'll never

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2019:  04:34:30

get loose and terrorize the neighborhood again.

The animal control officer told me

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2019:  06:45:53

he chases down stray greyhounds with his Olds Toronado.



The only problem is

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yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 08/08/2019:  08:02:07

Greyhound refuses to enter their busses in any more ‘ running games of chance’

According to the

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2019:  09:54:56

big bus busybodies, Greyhound busses were not very competitive anyway.

Apparently they

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 08/08/2019:  10:14:00

We’re powered by hamsters of poor health.

It only seems fitting that

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2019:  10:28:30

the greyhound graveyard is in Dogpatch, USA.



I wasn’t feeling myself yesterday

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J e f f - Posted - 08/08/2019:  18:12:28

,but I'm feeling myself today, and I feel darn tootin' good.

I feel so good that

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2019:  19:07:22

I may get drunk so I can feel bad again.

That way I’ll

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2019:  19:17:43

continue to have a roller-coaster life.

I really should quit

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2019:  02:46:05

looking for stray women though.

Sometimes I go over to

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2019:  03:53:49

the red light district and visit some of my old friends.

They have been very good

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2019:  08:46:17

for my aging libido.

Bunny is my fave

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 08/09/2019:  12:08:57

She often dances for me in hot pants and snowboots.

This is perfect for when

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2019:  13:16:38

the weather can't make up its mind.

That is more of a problem now that

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 08/09/2019:  15:04:35

Solar radiation has decimated all life forms.

Hot pants have become a fad, snow boots are so last week, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2019:  17:53:52

track pants and high heels are apropos in Mini-soda.

Never tell a Viking

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2019:  03:36:33

to get a grip.

He’s likely to

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 08/10/2019:  07:11:09

Bring up old Fran Tarkenton stories.

The Chiefs always gave the Vikings a

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2019:  07:15:09

shellac-ing in Kansas City.

Why the Vikings ever ventured to KC

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2019:  09:33:46

is anyone’s guess, but I think there’s a logical reason.

If they didn’t go, the wacky conspiracy theorists would claim

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Bill Rogers - Posted - 08/10/2019:  10:59:27

It was a plot by the Pendergast machine.

Meanwhile, Hank Stram’s ghost still haunts

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2019:  11:14:45

many a Minnesotan’s 3am awakenings.

The mere mention of Hank

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 08/10/2019:  14:20:19

Would make Eller and Page look twice.

You had to be

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2019:  18:11:14

a masochist to go to late season games at Metropolitan Stadium.

It was so cold

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2019:  18:17:22

the brass monkeys wore insulated underwear.

They had to recruit players from Saskatchewan

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2019:  18:30:32

who proceeded to spend the entire game huddled around the heater.

No fools were they for they knew

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 08/10/2019:  19:17:25

The heater was magic because it made heat.

As they were pouring

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2019:  19:49:09

blended whisky down their throats Howard Cosell shoved a microphone in front of them.

He exclaimed,”Dandy Don Meredith wouldn’t

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2019:  03:41:50

approve of this reprobate behavior.

I hope he

Rossanne - Posted - 08/12/2019:  10:39:05

..weeps tearfully under a weeping willow...
...just then a flock of Snow gooses flew directly over head..

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2019:  12:22:16

and covered the goalposts with kaka.

The next field goal attempt

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2019:  13:14:44

became mired in the excrement and hung there like a giant goose egg.

The referees gathered at midfield to

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2019:  04:06:42

decide what the call might be.

They couldn't do

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2019:  08:43:21

what they wanted, which was to head to the nearest bar for a beer.

The meant they had to

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2019:  09:37:42

climb said goalposts to estimate the trajectory of said ball.



Then they said,

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OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2019:  12:37:58

I'm not going up there, let's just call it a dead ball.

The fans reacted by

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2019:  08:10:30

hurling invectives, never mind the beer cans.

“Football ain’t for sissies!”

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2019:  09:03:05

became the theme song for the team.

Every game, the did their best to

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 08/15/2019:  03:26:22

sing it in four part harmony.

But after a few beers