OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2014:  18:56:32

have friends and look how happy they are. 

Even with all the

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/01/2014:  19:05:08

places to sleep they put me in this thing

The word on the street is

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2014:  19:14:50

don't mess with Sgt. O'Rourke.

He's from 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/01/2014:  19:27:16

some place besides here

And again I sat down

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2014:  19:30:54

to keep from standing.

Everyone was just jammin,and jammin ,and

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/01/2014:  19:53:29

pretty soon we ran out of jars and lids

The water line broke and the water

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2014:  20:03:56

shorted out the sound system with a loud screech.

Everyone ignored it 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/01/2014:  20:19:04

but. when the electric went off everyone had a good time

The market had free. apples

jistgreg - Posted - 03/02/2014:  01:03:14

-- the rotten kind -- for throwing. 

The critics were 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/02/2014:  03:30:05

just criticing every bad

kcjc69 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  07:00:08

line.

Until the jolly fellow in the

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  07:56:34

red suite show up an d crashed the party

I have nothing to lay my head on but

kcjc69 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  08:23:14

the otter's hat that aunt maybell gave me.

What's a man to do

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  08:44:32

without a real pillow or a real woman?

My last gal had

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/02/2014:  08:58:39

rings on her fingers and bells on her toes.... and it's best I not mention what all else she had.

Surprises were

 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  11:07:45

not uncommon when she cooked supper and swept the floor

The snow here in Florida is up to

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/02/2014:  11:22:35

a record high.

Now that I think about it,mules don't just

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2014:  14:35:34

for another drink.

They can be rather 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  15:43:45

frisky early. in the morning

I only had a dollar when I went

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2014:  15:51:37

to the Mustang Ranch. 

I didn't get much

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  16:01:20

no satisfaction either.

They ended up getting exiled

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2014:  16:11:06

to a small town outside of Salt Lake City. 

It wasn't nearly as much

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  16:25:19

money involved as. there was supposed to have been

something got into the horse barn and

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  16:47:52

spooked the mares.

I think it was one of 

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2014:  16:54:01

the banjo players. 

They were constantly 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  16:58:24

playing The Tennessee Stud .

They didn't like the

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2014:  17:12:38

way things seemed to be turning out. 

So they elected 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  17:21:08

an new president to start April 1st

A new hole appeared in the back yard

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/02/2014:  17:22:47

after we filled in the old one.

We began to think

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  17:26:53

it was Clint Eastwood, thinking he was still in prison.

Senility is a sad state

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/02/2014:  17:29:08

much like South Dakota.

Just when you think it's safe

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  17:53:42

here comes that big truck

We were on the lake. and

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2014:  18:18:33

realized that we forgot to check the fuel tank. 

The shore seemed a

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  18:37:12

shorely long ways off.

But my battery operated 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  19:32:06

alarm clock helped us keep aware of our condition

My tipi keeps wanting to move

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2014:  02:10:17

so it's not very good to use as a landmark.

Hopefully we will be able to

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2014:  02:27:42

correct the situation by putting a foundation under it.

Another problem I'd like to address is

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2014:  02:34:12

the "pee" in "teepee".

Couldn't they have

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/03/2014:  06:03:12

put the road over there instead of over here in my back yard. Now the dog can't go out

When can we get to fetch

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2014:  06:28:01

and catch Frisbees if everything is paved over and filled with speeding cars?

Maybe I will pack up and

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2014:  08:19:39

head for the hills.

At least up there we

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2014:  09:05:15

can play "Rocky Top" ,and mean it.

Ain't no smoggy

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2014:  10:08:50

day in LA around here.

It's more of a foggy day

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2014:  15:50:11

that needs a knife to cut through it.

DANG!! Dropped my tobacky plug in the sand again and

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2014:  15:56:45

this time a fire ant made off with it.

From now on I'm

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/03/2014:  17:22:32

going to sit in the house till the cows come home

I. don't know what to do with this old truck it

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2014:  17:57:01

has been a good work companion but it's falling apart.

Maybe I'll just

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/03/2014:  18:59:30

weld up the parts and make it into a totem pole outside my teepee,

My friends say it's too totaled for a totem but what

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2014:  19:23:58

Haida Native ever worried about that.

Fords make better