chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2022:  08:20:57

dropped the amourous proceedings immediately.

“Waddya mean “borrow”

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2022:  13:14:04

, you haven’t paid back the last 20 $20’s you’ve “borrowed”.

In fact, you

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/10/2022:  03:48:23

-r really not much use to me in any fashion.

But there is one thing

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2022:  05:17:27

you could do that I would truly appreciate.

Would you

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2022:  08:58:13

please pack your bags and vamoose pronto.

I’m getting tired

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/10/2022:  09:28:31

of looking at your one lazy eye and festering boils on your hairy back.

Don’t let the screen door

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2022:  10:53:17

hit your ponderous ass on the way out.

If I never

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2022:  11:26:16

get shacked up again it’ll be too soon.

Barflies at Grim Jim’s are a better bet

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2022:  03:12:32

for an entanglement free relationship.

You can always

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/11/2022:  13:36:32

tell a know-it-all something, but you can’t tell him much that he doesn’t already know.

It really

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2022:  16:42:55

irks me because I actually do know it all.

There are a few

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2022:  17:21:32

dissenters in my group of know-it-alls but we’ve managed to keep the fisticuffs to a bare minimum.

We meet every Tuesday

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2022:  02:19:36

at the local IHOP.

We used to meet at

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2022:  08:31:53

the local library but were banned from there because we continuously corrected the librarian.

Actually it was

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2022:  09:24:06

because Lamar kept writing in correction notes in the encyclopedias.

Mrs. Horschin, the head librarian,

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2022:  11:01:20

was extremely patient, but even she had her limits.

She became very upset when we

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2022:  12:05:23

rearranged the library Card Catalog to our specifications.

We thought

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2022:  12:52:26

we were the cat’s ass around there.

Bruno, the library custodian,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2022:  14:40:53

managed to get a pay raise out of the whole affair.

It seems

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2022:  18:25:54

he had a clause in his contract that provided for a hazardous duty increase.

We were certainly hazardous

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2022:  18:44:49

to any serf who laboured and was beneath our august standing in society.

Some of us had swelled heads

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2022:  02:52:11

of which we inordinately proud.

We felt anyone

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/13/2022:  09:21:52

not associated with Mensa International in a scholarly fashion, was not worthy of our consideration.

Little did we know

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2022:  10:25:09

MENSA stands for My Ego Never Stops Amplifying

Even if we did,

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2022:  11:45:59

we would wear it proud.

However, the motorcycle gang next door to our clubhouse

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/13/2022:  14:06:35

burned our imported Teakwood outhouse to the ground and strung our hand fashioned silk toilet tissue from the branches of our Bonsai tree.



Shortly thereafter

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/13/2022 14:08:56

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2022:  14:47:44

we know-it-alls took an oath of allegiance to build another outhouse from used motorcycle parts.

The gas tank

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2022:  17:49:45

corroded from an excess of methane.

It was not unexpected, but

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/14/2022:  05:54:07

yet, somewhat surprising in an unexpected way.

That event precipitated

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2022:  18:11:04

the installation of indoor plumbing.

The entire family was

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2022:  19:29:35

crowded into the tiny indoor outhouse the first day.

Sears catalogues

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2022:  03:25:35

were in short supply.

They were forced

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/15/2022:  10:32:37

to revert to single-ply budget toilet tissue, and face the consequences of dirty fingernails from finger pop-through issues.

Apparently

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2022:  12:45:38

that didn’t bother them to much.

They were seen

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2022:  12:48:00

munching on finger food at the Fries’R’Us stand at the mall.

They were seen

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/15/2022:  14:32:07

later at Frederick’s of Hollywood selecting XXXL sized sale items for their cross-dressing uncle.



Then

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/15/2022 14:33:46

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2022:  05:23:20

they all decamped to the all you can eat buffet at Flo’s Donut shop.

If you join them,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/17/2022:  06:29:52

bring a pocket full of cash because they are usually a few bucks short.

If you’ve ever

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2022:  06:56:03

in Memphis say hi to Elvis’ ghost.

He’s been reported seen

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/17/2022:  08:54:27

at “Cadillac of Memphis” apparently pricing a used 1980 Cadillac Seville.

If you’ve ever

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2022:  10:31:44

been to the land of nod, did you dream?

I did not because

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/17/2022:  14:14:10

Wynken and Blyken sailed off in the wooden shoe without Nod.



It stands to reason

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/17/2022 14:15:52

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2022:  14:42:01

that I’ve been categorized as an eccentric.

Just because I

Bklyngeezer - Posted - 01/17/2022:  15:43:33

feed the cat only the finest tuna water.

I only hope that one day

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2022:  17:44:06

I will eat as well as that darn cat.

He doesn’t seem

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/18/2022:  04:00:33

to appreciate banjo music.

Every time

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2022:  07:15:36

I open my case he hisses and pisses.

I think I’ll give him back to my ex

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/18/2022:  08:00:18

who exhibited the same behavior whenever I produced my banjo.

I haven’t

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2022:  12:03:09

ever been able to understand what I saw in her.

I may have been