chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2014:  09:21:58

hook one of those muffins with a Mepps spinner.

Unfortunately a bear followed the muffin

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/17/2014:  09:23:44

get a dozen before the bears came in on me

While having coffee at the shop there was a

jistgreg - Posted - 02/17/2014:  12:01:48

big brouhaha, hahaha. 

When I want a big brew (ha ha), I go 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2014:  14:37:12

to the bar by myself. 

They are pretty tolerant 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2014:  15:57:56

of bucktoothed banjo players.

I played "Bucking Mule" for them 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/17/2014:  16:20:32

and they threw me out the window thru the screen

My TV only rings in one

jistgreg - Posted - 02/17/2014:  18:38:07

dimension: a dimension of sight -- or is it a dimension of time, Mr. Serling? 

My pets look at me as if 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2014:  19:33:36

I'm a walking bag of kibbles.

One of these days they're gonna realize

RandyZ - Posted - 02/18/2014:  05:59:32

that like the meek, they will inherit the earth.

But, this is really no condolence to them because...

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/18/2014:  07:38:54

there may be NO earth to inherit.

What really gets me, is if there's no more earth....

RandyZ - Posted - 02/18/2014:  08:06:38

, all this fuss over low road salt supplies will have been for nothing.


speaking of supermodels.....

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/18/2014:  08:21:43

I just bought a ¼ size P-51 Mustang radio controlled plane!  Man!  What a super model!

I’d build it, but…

RandyZ - Posted - 02/18/2014:  08:37:29

kate upton looks nothing like what theyre showing on the box.


If i could say just 1 thing to my boss today, id probably say...

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/18/2014:  09:24:37

"I should have your job".

But then he might

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2014:  09:55:00

give it to me. 

The last thing I really want is

jistgreg - Posted - 02/18/2014:  11:35:39

more time to want more things. 

Courts use Latin phrases 

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/18/2014:  11:37:43

…because it’s makes everyone warm and fuzzy inside!

 Speaking of warm-n-fuzzy, I just got my…

RandyZ - Posted - 02/18/2014:  12:06:00

fur lined dog dish from Amazon !


It has just the right....

jistgreg - Posted - 02/18/2014:  12:14:46

amount of dog fur and Amazonian water. 

The Amazons were 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2014:  12:29:22

really a number of distinct and separate tribes. 

However, they are often thought of as 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/18/2014:  13:34:59

a human species subset of large,muscular women.

I asked one for a date once

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/18/2014 13:36:45

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2014:  14:11:59

and was surprised when several took me out at the same time. 

I ended up completely

jistgreg - Posted - 02/18/2014:  15:19:45

upended over the edge of a cliff, with two of them holding my  ankules. 

I should have known those tattoos 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/18/2014:  16:03:40

would wash off

the next time I buy a car

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/18/2014:  16:19:09

It's gonna have "snow tires" that dont melt when it get warm!

I asked the salesman for a deal, then he took me out back and...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2014:  17:22:16

held me while two other salesmen beat me senseless. 

As a sales tactic, it

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/18/2014:  17:31:00

backfired,cuz I was too woozy to find my billfold.

Good thing I keep it inside my spare tire

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2014:  17:39:43

because no one would think to look there. 

Then I remembered that I lent the spare 

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/18/2014:  18:04:08

to my bowling buddy because he'd never had one before.

Now I'm not saying he's backward

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/18/2014:  18:20:05

but it's difficult for him to walk foreword

The danged horse bit me on

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/18/2014:  18:29:03

clawhammer finger.

This will put a damper on

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/18/2014:  18:43:38

Granny's biscuit makin' coz she don't like her damper messed with, especially by strangers.

One time an outlaw gang ambushed her

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/18/2014:  18:55:34

on the way back from field dressing a prairie dog. That was the last te they tried that.

My banjo sounds like

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/18/2014:  21:29:05

telephone cables in the wind.

These mining picks are

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/19/2014:  02:42:42

ok for some banjos but for me I'll go with the 41s

The bank to made to

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2014:  03:59:59

make a withdraw.

The first time I saw Jane Russell naked,I said

RandyZ - Posted - 02/19/2014:  05:03:02

so....thats what a female Jack Russell terrier looks like.


It my dazed and confused state i was able to....

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/19/2014:  05:30:23

walk up to the local hot dog stand and get a foot long.

I ordered it special with...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2014:  07:05:34

mustard, relish and celery salt.

Not many people like it

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2014:  08:44:59

That's why they have the regular length ones.

Go to youtube and type in

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2014:  09:49:28

nothing.

You'll be surprised

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2014:  10:02:22

how many nothings there are in cyberspace.

Bill Shatner,a self- confessed snowbilly

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2014:  11:35:53

went to Palm Springs for vacation.

There's a fine line between

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/19/2014:  13:23:27

getting flat out busted some of the time and coming out smelling like a rose another time.

Close calls

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/19/2014:  13:35:13

never happen to the right people

The package came today and

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2014:  14:36:45

is sitting on my kitchen table.

I'm waiting to open it

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/19/2014:  16:22:40

but UPS came back and got it , said wrong address

I made a barrel stove with common features

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2014:  16:26:50

including a barrel. 

However, i added

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/19/2014:  18:08:48

new wood to fire it this year . The wood is guitar parts

The only time I ever got lost in the woods was