OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2014:  12:25:08

has been getting me down lately.

I used to love everything about it, but now

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2014:  12:58:38

I'm getting over my John Wayne phase.

Next ,I think I'll get into

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2014:  13:29:25

a Chuck Norris phase.

I'm not sure if that will

jistgreg - Posted - 02/21/2014:  16:45:06

cause people to follow me and chuck Norris in the ashbin of history. 

As Winnie Churchill said, 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/21/2014:  17:31:50

We can't do it alone

When I dug that hole

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2014:  17:50:31

I thought it was for someone else. 

Then i realized

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/21/2014:  17:53:39

I'm doing the digging, and the dirt is going on me!

So I jumped into the spped boat and...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2014:  18:00:03

tried to make an escape. 

Unfortunately, i forgot

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/21/2014:  18:00:46

and went to Canada to escape

Now the city wants to

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2014:  18:04:37

appoint me as mayor. 

They don't know about

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2014:  18:15:09

the skeletons in my closet.

I told my wife to get rid of them

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2014:  18:17:42

but she never listens to me. 

So now

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/21/2014:  18:39:01

I'm stick with both her and the skeletons

The last banjo I made

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2014:  18:44:01

was a forgery grade copy of a no name banjo. 

It took me

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/21/2014:  19:06:00

40yrs to get my beard to grow to what it is Now

My hiking shoes were

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2014:  19:27:58

Well worn and getting fugly. 

​But I liked them because

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/21/2014:  20:19:18

my dog sleeps on them and won't let me near them

When I was a cowboy I always

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2014:  20:51:17

wore sneakers,so people wouldn't think I was a truck driver.

My old paint

jistgreg - Posted - 02/21/2014:  22:29:33

cracked and flaked off, so I got another horse. 

This one 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  03:50:00

was rescued from a bad home. 

He turned out

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2014:  04:03:08

of the wagon road onto a narrow trail.

This pace I'm living is

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  04:18:03

is absolutely insane. 

I don't know how long

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  04:41:47

Long Island is. But then again the price of

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  04:45:04

of tea in China is irrelevant too.

What's really important is

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  04:59:10

when the sun sets yesterday.



Then again the moon

Edited by - kcjc69 on 02/22/2014 04:59:50

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  05:00:42

rising is pretty important. 

After all, the tides 

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  05:14:31

in Alabama roll out pastry dough that's second to none.



Ever seen a cinnamon bear

 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2014:  07:25:05

dressed up to look like Smoky?

Can you please show me how this

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  07:31:13

here thing works. Is it up to close or down to open

The tractor is in the field

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2014:  07:45:10

But I think that six bottom plow is just a bit to much for the old Ford??

My mule with the gold tooth went

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  09:14:04

into town to visit the brothel. 

When he got there, the madam asked him

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/22/2014:  09:50:30

to please remove his shoes and not put them back on again until his visit was over.

The girls

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  10:56:30

were curious to see what hung like a mule really meant. 

They learned that

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  11:25:07

it was nothing to write home about.

Mother would be disgusted

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  11:30:14

that her wildest dreams were unfounded. 

I don't think I will

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  12:59:09

ever forget that night.

Sitting beside the river wondering about

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  13:16:40

why I was wearing women's clothing. 

It was truly a

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  13:27:39

freedom setting moment when the wind blew up my new dress.

I wondered why my scottish ancestors

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  13:38:39

adopted pants. 

It seems more

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  16:56:17

and more every day that people come here to pick on me

The hole was dug upside down

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  17:33:49

so Johnny would know what a black hole looked like,

funny but all he could think of

jistgreg - Posted - 02/22/2014:  18:16:07

was black light posters from the late 1960s. 

Before the commercial hacks 

Edited by - jistgreg on 02/22/2014 18:18:11

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  18:21:53

great Mikey commercials with the likes of Poo-Pourri.

Whoever thought that radio

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  18:41:46

would become something you could look at and see a picture in color that would talk

I finally hooked up the

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2014:  19:29:39

electric chair we salvaged from the old prison in London,Ohio.

There'll be a hot Time

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/23/2014:  05:14:18

in Deer Lodge when the order goes out this evening.

The man down at the malt shop finally

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2014:  07:01:40

confessed to serving generic ice-cream.

His trial will be held

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/23/2014:  07:44:14

atop Coppers Mountain so the jump won't be far off

The water was moving pretty fast

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2014:  13:01:52

as was his girlfriend,who jumped into some guy's Corvette.

They ended up afoul of the