chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2022:  08:50:02

on “news” from far-out internet conspiracy sites.

His sawbones told him that paranoia is all in your mind

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/05/2022:  10:12:02

and that it has nothing to do with his recent Lobotomy.

Speaking of

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/05/2022:  16:05:34

him that his brother is frantically searching for him.

Once found

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2022:  16:07:03

tell him his brother had an operation and is now a sister.

Only her hairdresser

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/05/2022:  16:35:34

knew about as she is a part time surgical tech in her spare time.

His sister now

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2022:  03:22:01

wants to remind him of that time when they went to Boy Scout camp.

He had promised

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/06/2022:  04:38:40

to rake the yard, wash the car, and clean up his room.

So far

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2022:  09:10:50

the unfortunate rake was malfunctioning.

Mu get-up-and-go

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/06/2022:  09:37:14

got up and went down to the local bar and had a few shots.

I got

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2022:  02:02:02

my tax dollars pay your salary.

He didn’t

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/07/2022:  04:28:12

didn’t have a leg to stand on since his recent car accident.

Presumably

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2022:  09:32:16

he was once a stand-in for Chester on Gunsmoke.

Doc Adams

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/07/2022:  10:25:14

tried to get him to allow him to operate on him.

Chester said

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/07/2022:  10:57:46

he had the hots for Miss Kitty.

He offered

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2022:  11:56:48

his honor and she honored his offer and all night long he was honor and offer.

She didn’t see the

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/07/2022:  15:36:35

she was supposed to go out in the mornings and milk the cow on Friday's


What came next

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2022:  16:25:22

was a barrage of hate mail form territorial women’s leagues.

They even had the audacity

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2022:  17:27:29

to burn Doc in effigy.

He’d never been to Effigy, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2022:  22:21:41

he had seen the attractive tourist brochures.

Doc put on his favorite string tie

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/08/2022:  10:03:42

(which was stained with blood, beer, and an unknown crusty substance) and proceeded to Honest Willie’s Used Buggy & Wagon Lot.

He was interested

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/08/2022:  11:39:43

in a new carriage to make his rounds through Dodge City.

He was not

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2022:  11:47:08

fond of walking ever since he injured his hip in the Colorado Indian Wars.

He told Chester to cowboy up

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/08/2022:  13:48:32

that they had to

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2022:  13:52:20

get past the number four in his arithmetic lessons.

Chester had trouble with five

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/08/2022:  15:56:00

, six, seven and eight on days ending with a Y.

He promised to not

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/10/2022:  14:39:15

to peek at miss Kitty’s booty when she was twerking for Marshall Dillon and Doc.



But,

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chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2022:  14:41:11

alas, his roving eyes were caught by Sam the bartender who cut him off.

Chester then belched loudly and stormed out

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/10/2022:  15:17:26

of there and headed towards the edge of town.

He ran into

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2022:  02:12:37

pretty Polly who wanted to tell him her latest news.

It seems she had

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/11/2022:  04:38:54

a new petticoat and wanted Chester to tell her if it made her look fat.

Chester knew

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2022:  06:25:09

this was bait and he also knew that Polly was actually Paul in drag.

So he said “the petticoat has nothing to do with it”

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/11/2022:  09:06:45

as that bulge is not what they were looking forward too.

The last time

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2022:  02:48:05

Paul pulled a stunt like this he ended up spending the night in the hoosegow.

That was where he met

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/12/2022:  03:44:15

his untimely end.

It’s almost

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2022:  08:19:58

as if he planned it that way.

You never know what lurks in the recesses

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2022:  14:00:09

of my mind.

I haven’t fully explored

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/12/2022:  14:24:54

it myself yet and really look forward to it as it should be interesting.

Well I went

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/12/2022:  14:54:03

to the grocery store this morning.

The prices

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2022:  15:02:57

have sky-rocketed since last week.



My usual 12 jumbo-size bags of Doritos

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/12/2022 15:03:50

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/12/2022:  15:31:43

are now selling for a whopping 49.99 each.

If this continues

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2022:  15:52:33

much longer, I may have to consider switching to generics.

I hope that

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2022:  15:57:05

the generic brands aren’t made from GMO corn.

The local raccoons got the last of my garden corn crop

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2022:  02:49:08

which should be interesting because it was popcorn.

I’m expecting to hear

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/13/2022:  04:28:20

good news from Publishers Clearing House any day now.

I’m convinced

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2022:  06:43:18

I’ll be a rich man before noon.

My horoscope

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/13/2022:  08:53:04

says that I will meet someone new at the local pub.

Well I'm here

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/13/2022:  12:39:18

at the pub now and when I walked in everyone else walked out.

Do suppose

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2022:  13:51:43

I have deodorant-deprivation syndrome?

My bathtub sprung a leak

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/13/2022:  15:10:27

and I cant get a plumber out until sometime next week.

This means