Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/27/2014:  14:45:24

is the name of an Lp

did anyone see the auction that had

jistgreg - Posted - 11/27/2014:  20:33:02

Inspector Clouseau bidding against himself? 

Such an inspired nitwit 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/28/2014:  02:16:48

should never attempt to do those things.

It always leads to

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2014:  04:20:02

You Tube moments that were best left unrecorded.

For example,

jistgreg - Posted - 11/28/2014:  07:47:16

the "Slave Auction" skit on Key & Peele:  youtube.com/watch?v=zB7MichlL1k 

In 3 minutes and 4 seconds, they 

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2014:  08:07:19

used their rapier like wit and savage parody skills to give everyone something to feel uncomfortable about.

I have to admit, however, I enjoyed

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/28/2014:  09:45:53

the Florida winters last month

Colorado has the

jistgreg - Posted - 11/28/2014:  11:39:30

Denver Bronchi. 

The sense of naming a basketball team after biological air hoses, however, 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/28/2014:  13:34:25

normal things were never the same

we have class act people around here that

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2014:  13:57:54

do gigs for nothing.

Six of one,and half dozen of another is

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/29/2014:  17:13:49

still a backers dozen where I come from

I have a small

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don't get carried away now

jistgreg - Posted - 11/29/2014:  18:54:16

dachshund -- I got a long little doggie. 

A veterinarian reaching elbow-deep into the rear end of a cow 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2014:  20:40:23

can make lotsa loot if he lets himself be video'd for perversion sales.

Personally,I don't

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/30/2014:  04:19:53

care one way or the other.

If you buy 24,you get one free but they

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/30/2014:  06:30:27

cost twice as much after the sale is over

these chickens always

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/30/2014:  10:32:00

make themselves scarce on Sundays.

They went thatta way but

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/30/2014:  17:07:20

still couldn't find them even with a seeing its dog

the horse ran off with

jistgreg - Posted - 11/30/2014:  17:15:40

the bit in his teeth, which is not a spoonerism. 

The Reverend Mr. Spooner 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/30/2014:  17:46:10

was unknown in to the northerners

on the way out

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2014:  18:42:37

he bit off more than he could chew.

"Lend me your ears",

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/30/2014:  19:13:36

because I lost mine

the air up here seems

jistgreg - Posted - 11/30/2014:  22:29:51

rarified; it's a long way to tip a rarie. 

When the professor got disgusted with the bird, 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/01/2014:  03:09:34

he traded it for a magic wand.

But when he said "Abbra-ka-Dabbra,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2014:  08:57:38

a bird flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Professors make lousy

jistgreg - Posted - 12/01/2014:  09:08:34

poppyseed muffins; they really should put in real poppy seeds and leave out the lice. 

My Aunt Margaret 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/01/2014:  17:50:30

never did tell us her real name

there are two things you can't mix

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2014:  20:44:53

-one is banjo on a blind date,, the other nonmixers are Hamilton Beach and West Bend.



A real milkshake

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/02/2014 20:45:50

jistgreg - Posted - 12/02/2014:  22:57:20

is made of yogurt and seaweed; milk is just a filler. 

To get contented cows, you must 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2014:  06:04:40

turn radio to a country station.

Cows like country music better than

jistgreg - Posted - 12/03/2014:  09:33:22

cats do; cats like reggae. 

I don't dread lox; 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2014:  14:42:36

but I like curly hair. On a woman

If your girlfriend likes to go farefooted,you might check

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/03/2014:  15:30:38

to see just where she is from.. Prol no the place she told you

boots always get stuck I the barn yard

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2014:  18:28:02

after a rain,so I always wear plastic bags on my feet instead.

The chickens

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/04/2014:  16:38:25

lay wooden eggs and sleep under the porch

this time of the year always reminds me of

jistgreg - Posted - 12/04/2014:  17:43:24

the necessity to slaughter the turkeys before they take over. 

If there's a more serious issue, 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/04/2014:  18:30:25

then next court date will tell it

my shoes will not stay tied

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/05/2014:  03:24:22

when I walk through the brier patch.

Shucks,,there was many times when

jistgreg - Posted - 12/05/2014:  07:02:14

I floated over the briar patch in my dreams. 

When the bill collector comes to the house 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2014:  11:58:46

I tell him to change his job to garbage collection,,cuz there ain't no Bills living at this house.

I want free electricity

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/05/2014:  16:48:32

when I become president

I cannot solve this problem by myself

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2014:  13:43:06

so I E-mailed George Jones for suggestions.

He answered back and said

jistgreg - Posted - 12/06/2014:  23:14:41

"I can't take a heart that's broken, make it over again, but I know a man who can."

He stopped loving his wife today 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/07/2014:  19:25:35

when be passed away
I miss his voice and songs

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2014:  11:13:23

but not his driving skills under the influence.

I found myself in a plastic outhouse yesterday

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/08/2014:  15:30:18

looking out instead of looking in-- everyone snickered when they saw what I was doing

the train stopped a the wrong

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/09/2014:  04:01:21

station,,now I'm lost.

Where did all of those muskrats

jistgreg - Posted - 12/09/2014:  04:29:41

ramble? 

If drinking too much muscatel causes the rambles, 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2014:  07:40:55

you should switch to Old Thunderbird,a cure for rambles but not for convulsions.

Winos in California

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/09/2014:  13:42:53

are all running for public offices

it's usually cold here this time of year but