jistgreg - Posted - 03/13/2015:  05:46:03

ruin the symmetry of the sound. 

"Symmetry" is the wrong word here, but 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/13/2015:  06:43:16

all you hillbillys know what I mean.

But on the other hand,G strings and nuts are

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2015:  14:05:57

words that have more than one meaning.

The context is very important because

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2015:  16:50:27

the BHO Mods have ways of dealing with transgressors, if you know what I mean.

Butt the crux

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2015:  08:33:15

of the matter sometimes hinges on an extra letter or two. 

I've decided not to worry about

jistgreg - Posted - 03/14/2015:  09:15:41

the hinges because I ran out of WD-40. 

Speaking of aerosols, 

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2015:  19:57:05

when I huff, I prefer brand name to store branded. 

I've found that

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2015:  21:02:17

when I puff, the magic dragon appears like a ghost in a wishing well.

Mixing my song metaphors

jistgreg - Posted - 03/15/2015:  01:20:00

is one result of mixing my huffing and puffing. 

The Big Bad Wolf had 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/15/2015:  02:56:55

a very weak huff and puff.

So the three little pigs

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2015:  15:39:28

blew him off with the fireplace bellows.

Just then Arnold Ziffel

jistgreg - Posted - 03/15/2015:  17:57:53

hove into view and took charge of the situation. 

"All right, you swine!" barked 

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2015:  03:49:12

the wolf. 

I have decided to

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/16/2015:  04:11:23

give each of you a reprieve.

Now,,Git on home and

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2015:  06:01:21

fatten yourselves up for harvest time - you're a disgrace!

A fat pig is a

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2015:  09:32:01

a pejorative when said about someone sensitive about their weight. 

However, if you say it about

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2015:  03:03:18

yourself,,it's acceptable.

Never touch a woman on

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2015:  03:39:53

her buttocks just to get her attention. 

You may get 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2015:  04:35:37

a black eye, then find yourself in jail without bail.

It's a touchy situation

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2015:  06:20:59

without the benefit of any feely. 

I think I may have to

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2015:  08:19:28

obstain for any kind of remark.

So go on down there and

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2015:  09:46:03

grab a hoe and work up those rows of tobacco.

The business end of a hoe

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2015:  12:00:21

is known as the blade, which is a useful bit of information if you are cultivating a friendship with a gardener. 

If, on the other hand, you don't really give a fig about the gardener,

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2015:  04:02:07

tell him you use the hoe for fancy wedge shots at the golf course.

However, a wedgie with a hoe

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2015:  15:25:23

is sometimes called a camel toe. 

Personally, I don't think

jistgreg - Posted - 03/18/2015:  16:40:18

so I shouldn't talk. 

But 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2015:  16:53:07

is a caboose without the extra tee.

Butt chops is a hockey foul

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2015:  09:55:48

and the penalty is 5 minuits without any butt chops.

The shortest parade in history is

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2015:  15:01:16

the one off a short pier.

Navy men are known

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2015:  16:47:06

starting fights at the pub.

And when the MP come they

pullnleather - Posted - 03/19/2015:  20:53:53

Start playing the banjo but it causes egregious behavior amongst

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2015:  03:46:10

the salties who are more intent on finding female companionship whilst on their shore leave. 

This is good for the local economy, but bad for

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2015:  06:35:46

the sailor's genital hygene.

OH Well,,,what can you expect from a bunch of

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2015:  08:00:41

jokers who swab the poop deck.

Bell bottoms

jistgreg - Posted - 03/20/2015:  11:05:37

ring out merrily on high. 

Rocky tops 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2015:  11:55:52

are in the Tennessee mountain range.

Don't let Smoky Mountain Smoke Get

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2015:  18:37:17

in your eyes. 

It's an irritant and it can

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2015:  18:43:19

make you sing like Dolly Parton , even though you don't have big lungs.

A coat of many colo(u)rs

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2015:  19:17:51

is a fashion faux pas. 

Anyone wearing one should be

jistgreg - Posted - 03/20/2015:  23:10:21

shoved into a pit and sold to a mo(u)ldy bunch of Ishmaelites. 

That'll larn 'im 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2015:  02:36:21

"by cracky".

Do you remember in a fairy tale how the wicked witches spell

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2015:  04:13:56

caused Snow White to fall fast asleep?

Do you think the dwarfs took advantage 

jistgreg - Posted - 03/21/2015:  05:47:14

of lax governmental regulation to operate their mine? 

Diamonds are 

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2015:  06:03:12

said to be forever, but I'm not sure what they mean by that. 

I've never had diamonds last more than

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/21/2015 06:03:38

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2015:  06:58:58

,,,on second thought,I've never had diamonds.

Old Hickory was a very strict

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2015:  07:06:42

disciplinarian, making his men scrub outhouses with 19th century toothbrushes.

He took them by surprise

jistgreg - Posted - 03/21/2015:  09:19:09

down on the shores of Lake Aneekanike. 

They took  a little pizza and they took some sauerkraut 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2015:  11:13:42

and when the gas built up they had to leave it all out.

The real reason they powdered the gators behind was

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2015:  14:29:00

to make them more appealing to polite society.

A powder room