OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2014:  17:55:26

and diving mask. 

My wife thought I 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2014:  18:10:45

had lost my mind.

She got out the strait jacket and

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2014:  18:14:38

snuck up behind me. 

I didn't suspect

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2014:  19:40:21

she had sex on her mind!

Now then,,what do ya'll think about let's

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2014:  06:03:05

give this one a try?

But then my conscience

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2014:  08:20:05

wouldn't cooperate with me.

Well,the writing on the wall said she

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/09/2014:  08:37:43

was going to do it again

It was only about 409 yrds away

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2014:  08:42:37

to Rosa's Cantina.

That's where I'll find that lowdown

jistgreg - Posted - 02/09/2014:  11:32:17

on the low down worm that infested my tequila.

If I ever catch 

Edited by - jistgreg on 02/09/2014 11:33:02

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/09/2014:  12:57:52

that rabbit he's done for

Weather continues mild today with

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2014:  13:32:23

a slight chance of pennies from Heaven.

I don't want to

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2014:  14:44:23

fish out three coins in a fountain.

I think I'll go busking

'

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/09/2014:  15:02:50

in Holland next year

July would be a good time to

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2014:  15:16:23

visit from what I hear.

I hope the tulips

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2014:  15:21:16

aren't too lippy next year.

In the red light district

Emily-sy - Posted - 02/09/2014:  15:38:37

passing by the window could be seen...

some time later by the...

Edited by - Emily-sy on 02/09/2014 15:39:52

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2014:  15:43:34

dim glow of he lamplight, a young woman.

Her hair was the color

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/09/2014:  16:45:20

of corn silk and her teeth like the stars, they come out at night

her eyes were like

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2014:  17:14:31

windows to a world I could only dream of. 

Her lips were

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2014:  18:05:35

the texture of green slime.

One nostril had incrustations

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/09/2014 18:06:43

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/09/2014:  18:12:01

like chicken lips

We came from a

jistgreg - Posted - 02/09/2014:  19:25:37

Bar Mitzvah held at a bar -- Mitzvah's. 

Mr. Thurber does not know 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/09/2014:  19:58:10

how to deal with the opposite sex well enough to come out on top ... of the situation

The next time you go to the

ErikH - Posted - 02/10/2014:  02:18:35

store, pick up some cumquats.

I've got this great recipe for

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2014:  02:54:49

cumquats a la mode.

While you're at it,

jistgreg - Posted - 02/10/2014:  04:32:46

Ask yourself this: 

Does your 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2014:  04:40:27

chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

For that matter, why on earth

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2014:  04:44:48

doctor really know?

When you're fishing in the ocean, over a reef, always

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2014:  05:00:40

keep your bait off the bottom.

That way you won't

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/10/2014:  05:42:43

drag the bottom off your bait

As most legends of lost mines

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2014:  05:58:33

are complete and utter BS.

You will understand why I

RandyZ - Posted - 02/10/2014:  07:46:21

only find it prudent to search in found mines.

once while panning for gold, i had the misfortune of...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2014:  10:00:42

falling into the river and being swept away to my death.

It was not only inconvenient, but

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2014:  11:05:46

I lost my gold too.

When playing guitar in F#m,you must remember

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/10/2014:  11:29:27

to hold you fingers in the correct position or it won't sound very good


If you have to sit in the corner where the window is

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2014:  11:30:24

every note is sharped except the A.

It helps if you

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2014:  11:43:05

just play G flat minor,ESP. If you're singing a Lester Flatt song.

And it's easier too if you wear your hat at a rakish angle.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2014:  12:10:02

and pretend that you know what you're doing.

However, that may not always be

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/10/2014:  13:07:30

the case if your discovered and cought red handed

I dry off my clothes with

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2014:  13:35:23

the exhaust of a Boeing 747.

It works well except

RandyZ - Posted - 02/10/2014:  14:06:43

They'll charge you $25 for bringing the bag too close to the plane. Most raccoons will just.....

Edited by - RandyZ on 02/10/2014 14:07:23

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2014:  14:20:37

avoid you if they can.

Some, however, will go out of their way to

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/10/2014:  15:24:02

to tear your tent a part to see if you are in there

While at Easyrider I saw

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2014:  15:26:49

some of the most amazing bikes.

My favorite was

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2014:  17:39:45

the Huffy with beach cruiser tires.

Don't go barefooted in Paint Creek because

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/10/2014:  17:43:47

there are unknown things in there that will eat your lunch

You ever try fishing with a

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2014:  17:49:24

string and safety pin?

you might catch a 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2014:  18:02:29

cold. 

You are not likely to catch 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/10/2014:  18:16:11

shark with that hook and bait in these waters

There is a small valley near the