OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2015:  06:08:47

sort of sits around and pontificates about "the good old days".

Honestly it's gotten to the point where I

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/15/2015:  07:00:23

help him drink out of the jug.

Some like it hot,,some like it cold, what about

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2015:  07:14:11

those of us who like our drinks lukewarm?

I feel as though

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2015:  10:18:19

no one ever listens to me, but it could be just my deep-seated fear of rejection.

"Hit the road, buster!",

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2015:  10:40:41

was about the nicest thing anyone said to me when I was growing up.

It took a while for me to realize

jistgreg - Posted - 05/15/2015:  15:05:34

it was a figure of speech. 

I had never "busted" 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2015:  17:44:58

a figure, but did demolish a bust of former Mayor Biff Hangingchad in front of City Hall.

My lawyer

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2015:  17:51:09

wanted me to plead insanity, but I wasn't sure that was such a good idea. 

After all, my family

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2015:  17:56:17

are the ones that are crazy,, not me.

Growing up tied to a tree

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2015:  18:06:05

didn't really affect me too much. 

Other than a prehensile tail and a love of bananas, I 

jistgreg - Posted - 05/15/2015:  23:31:46

am  a pertefly nermol humaang bean. 

Oh, and I hardly ever fling my p**p at anyone any more, so 

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2015:  04:03:03

they're letting me have visitors again. 

Little do they know

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2015:  10:36:31

I have some hand gernades stashed in my locker.

One of these days I'm gonna

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2015:  12:44:49

see just how much noise they make. 

I'm hoping

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2015:  14:51:06

Sgt. O'Riley is around when I hurl'em into the police parking lot.

That'll teach them

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2015:  16:14:01

flatfoots to put the pinch on my friends.

I also have a 50cal. BAR that is

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2015:  18:25:09

pretty persuasive when you need to do some persuading. 

Like the time I had to

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2015:  21:44:46

persuade the meter maid to lend me a quarter for parking.

Well good grief!- She

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2015:  04:29:41

had to get in her bra for it. (YES,,of course I watched her)

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2015:  03:44:28

and didn't have to pay the ticket. 

I don't know how the city

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2015:  07:42:24

makes any money from those meters- friends of friends of friends of meter maids procure favo(u)rs from those gals.

If I was

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/18/2015:  12:31:03

a meter tender I would keep right on tending meters.

But the real fact remains that

jistgreg - Posted - 05/18/2015:  13:44:08

if those Canucks thought they could get away with it, they'd spell "meter" as "metre." 

I'm not anti-Canuck; I capitalized it, so

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2015:  16:08:14

many furious Mounties are only semi- ticked off, as they ride their flee-bitten horses to the American bordre.

Sixty metres from

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2015:  06:45:33

the bodre is a sign proclaiming a spellre checkre service run by the Bodre Patrol.

They are not very happy

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/19/2015:  15:16:30

because of all this bullre crapre.

Why don't the Canuckre learn to spellre and

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2015:  16:28:14

joinre the restre of the world that speaks Quebec anglais- a fractured Vermont (aka Green Mountain)  dialect(re).



Never ask

 

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/19/2015 16:29:11

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/20/2015:  04:28:53

a Canuck to pick banjo,,they play an "re" on end of every note.

The redheaded Canucks are

jistgreg - Posted - 05/20/2015:  11:45:04

let innocent words flowre as Noah Webstre intended them -- Damn! 

Now I've caught the 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/21/2015:  06:18:32

tigre by the tail.

Never thought this charcoal lightre would

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2015:  08:59:39

set the woods on fire, but no problem- Smoky the Bear has a fire truck now.

Bears wearing hats

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2015:  06:05:09

strike me as a bit odd, but what do I know?

Maybe they

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2015:  06:28:16

also do the hat dance.

Dr.Doolittle could

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2015:  06:40:40

ask them for us but first we have to find him.

He hasn't been seen since

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2015:  06:59:48

scaggs reported seeing him picking up a little dog doo on the Appalachian Trail last month.



A doctor that does little

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/22/2015 07:00:20

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2015:  19:22:42

more than prescribe medical marihuana can earn a lot of money. 

Does anyone know

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2015:  18:17:58

how to grow marijuana?

The police chief had some growing in

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2015:  18:24:56

his office window box , but his wife pulled them out.

She didn't

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2015:  14:38:12

know what it was.

That's when the chief went for his gun but the

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2015:  11:59:30

deputy had taken it apart for cleaning. 

It was probably

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2015:  15:03:23

still dirty from his mud wrestling bout with the mayor at the County Fair.

Phoebe Phannybutt, who was elected mayor on a family values platform,

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2015:  15:47:24

, but once her family got onto the platform the voters realized they had made a terrible mistake. 

It was too

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/25/2015:  17:56:41

confusing to try to figure out.

I once know this 18 year old girl that

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2015:  03:39:28

played quarterback on her high school football team. 

She had to

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2015:  05:45:15

take shower with the guys.

That didn't bother her,,she just

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2015:  08:31:20

lathered up real thick and then let it all hang out.

Her center man

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2015:  16:43:48

wasn't really comfortable with the situation. 

Perhaps it was because he was 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2015:  16:55:29

showering with his jock strap on?

Anyway,,it was time to rinse off when

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2015:  18:42:39

they discovered there was no more hot water. 

They had to