OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2019:  09:08:54

skin and piercing yellow eyes.

I think she had been

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2019:  09:18:20

frozen for future experiments at Dr. Subversiff’s laboratory.

Omeboy was an old flame of hers

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2019:  09:29:57

and to this day she blames him for her unusual coloration.

He has abandoned

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2019:  12:22:17

her in favor of "colors R us".

She doesn't

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2019:  13:27:44

turn green with envy anymore, however.



Her visit with the Dr. 

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yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/27/2019:  14:14:58

Reassured her that timing, not color is everything.

What???!! Shouted

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2019:  18:12:59

Omeboy, “you mean I’m not the center of the universe?”

His disappointment was

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2019:  04:16:58

overwhelming.

So he went to paint store to get

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2019:  06:46:28

wasted on a kaleidoscope of colo(u)rs and fumes.

He’s been seen wandering in back alleys

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/28/2019:  07:50:58

Whispering.... hey, wanna buy some green?

The shame of it all was

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2019:  08:07:04

that he started out a fairly colorless fellow.

The horrifying downward spiral into multi-colorization started when

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/28/2019:  09:31:53

A so called friend introduced him to the ‘color wheel ‘.

Unable to control the

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2019:  11:45:35

racing of his heart as the colors swirled about in his head until he felt as though it was about to burst.

That was when he knew he had to

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2019:  13:00:18

call Vanna White to decide on color coordination.

She told him “

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/28/2019:  13:38:27

White goes with everything. Except white.”

Confused as ever, he snuck into

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2019:  03:01:58

Vanna’s dressing room and

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2019:  03:58:54

watched the color scheme as she dressed.

When she was finished he

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2019:  06:37:49

said “ I’ll take an X”.

Her uppercut

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/29/2019:  07:26:48

Hit him square in the A.

Falling to his knees in pain he

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2019:  12:01:35

exclaimed, “You don’t hit like a tv hostess.”

Which prompted Vanna to ask,

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2019:  14:10:53

“Why are you turning blue?”

Pat Sajak has experienced

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/29/2019:  15:03:50

Lts (letter turning syndrome) frequently.

It seems the only cure for this

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2019:  18:25:23

a long soak in a bubble bath with candles.

After that,

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/29/2019:  18:47:45

You must eat all the candles.

All this seems

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2019:  19:59:51

a bit over the top, if you catch my drift.

If you can’t catch my drift

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2019:  02:56:08

perhaps you can catch my cold.

I think I’m still

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2019:  03:54:00

running from it.

Never the less it is

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2019:  06:59:09

fogging my brain, never mind my banjo playing.

I might be able to

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/30/2019:  07:01:40

Play it left handed.

But please, if you have to

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2019:  04:14:23

criticize me, please keep your opinions to yourself.

I don’t really want to hear

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2019:  08:04:49

my neighbour practicing her tuba at 2am.

I gave her

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2019:  08:47:55

an ultimatum.

If she would stop practicing in the middle of the night, I would stop

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/31/2019:  10:37:24

Watching her play through the window.

This deal was put it writing by

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2019:  16:10:00

the burly police officer who responded to her 911 call.

I thought she was

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/31/2019:  17:58:27

Acting like I wasn’t burly.

To prove my burliness, I attempted

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2019:  20:11:43

to throw said cop out the window.

Life at Leavenworth

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2019:  04:11:03

isn’t so bad if you know how to fit in.

I try to

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/01/2019:  08:03:03

Act like tough guy. Sometimes ill

J e f f - Posted - 06/01/2019:  15:06:24

wear red pumps.
But when I go out to eat Maple Walnut ice cream with my dog I'll wear

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2019:  16:23:47

my thigh high Wellingtons. 

You can’t be too

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chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2019:  16:34:33

careful with all those Canadians lurking around maples.

Never tell a Canuck

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/01/2019:  18:16:38

Hey Canuck! Don’t lurk around that maple!

You’re just asking for

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2019:  03:39:56

a fistful of maple leaves to end up in an uncomfortable place.

Sometimes the angry Canadian may even

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2019:  12:25:37

dowse your sorry butt with maple syrup from the nether regions of Quebec.

After that a good flogging

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2019:  12:53:52

where the maple syrup is.

So be on your

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/03/2019:  13:14:38

Best canuckylike behavior.

In the morning you

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2019:  15:31:31

can crawl back across yon border/boarder if you qualify ,that is.

Don’t let the door

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/03/2019:  16:57:55

Gasket on yer ‘fridge dry out!

Even though we

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2019:  03:18:54

use it every day.

Listen to how it