yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/04/2019:  08:51:41

A 1970’s burnout.

I was shocked when

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2019:  08:55:01

on my cell phone last night.

It was beckoning me

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/04/2019:  20:23:47

Hey man.... try this.

Making sure nobody was

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2019:  03:01:17

looking,I tried it.

The only thing that happened was

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2019:  03:54:18

gravity was interrupted and I floated to the ceiling.

My wife came in and

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/05/2019:  08:03:29

Said, hey clean them cobwebs while you’re up there.

Labeling her as a buzzkill was

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2019:  11:43:50

an insult to buzzkills.

They were so upset,

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/05/2019:  13:07:43

They now want to be called nonbuzzkill association of all that’s spiritually buzzy.

Such a pretentious

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2019:  13:13:47

bunch of stick-in-the-muds should be tarred and feathered.

I’m headin’ for the hills

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2019:  14:17:25

where I hope to find a respite from all the silliness on the BHO.

My only fear is that

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/05/2019:  17:20:47

Billy Ray Cyrus has another hit.

Achey breakey necky is

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2019:  20:27:07

all the rage in Uzbekistan this week.

Perhaps camels will

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2019:  02:58:56

start to look attractive if I spend enough time in the desert.

Personally, I don’t

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/06/2019:  16:11:12

I don’t care for 2 humps.


But on the other

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2019:  02:50:01

dromedary the single hump is not very comfortable.

You need to balance

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2019:  08:42:30

your family jewels without chafing or pain.

Camel-riding Froot-of-the-Looms

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/07/2019:  08:44:15

Purchased at camels R us, are the only way to go.

Along with expandable

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2019:  13:02:53

elastic waistbands have changed the way I look at expeditions.

Now I’m far more likely to

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2019:  18:11:00

climb Mt. Everest without phoning 911.

The last time

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/07/2019:  19:07:39

I did, I forgot the number!

While waiting in line to see the summit

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2019:  03:42:35

I played rock, paper, scissors with other climbers to see who would summit first.

Unfortunately, with heavy gloves on,

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2019:  07:53:15

I was "rock" all the time.

Hillary beat me

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/08/2019:  19:31:43

With paper consistently.

This show of force was met by

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2019:  03:41:50

derision from my fellow climbers.

They threatened to

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2019:  09:12:03

kick me to the proverbial mountain curb, if you catch my drift.

Speaking of drifts,

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2019:  11:26:38

I spent the winter in a snowbank waiting for the spring thaw.

It wasn't as bad as

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/11/2019:  04:04:10

Waiting in the spring for a snowbank.

But is was an

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2019:  04:30:02

experience that I’ll never forget.

Now, what was I

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2019:  08:36:55

doing in that den of iniquity last night?

I woke up

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2019:  11:06:20

thinking I was in my own bed.

Imagine my shock when I realized that

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2019:  04:01:21

I was in bed with the maid.

But she won't say

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2019:  05:16:31

a word because I’ve caught her in bed with the gardener.

He won’t say anything

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2019:  07:58:59

because his aristocratic roots run deep.

His Bottlebrush shrubs

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2019:  10:36:48

have won prizes in horticultural competitions worldwide.

They were originally from

Rossanne - Posted - 06/12/2019:  13:21:13

the dolphin hotel,..
sleeping frightfully the weekenders soon discovered reason enough..

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2019:  13:55:57

to not sleep at all lest the thing they most feared beset them whilst they rested in the arms of Morpheus.

The would soon learn

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2019:  14:12:01

amphetimine-fueled all night revelries were to be their undoing.

They’ve now all

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/12/2019:  15:02:31

Lost 995lbs. as a group. all of the winter blubber stored in different locales, only

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2019:  03:35:13

known to former Nantucket whalers.

They’re a dying breed

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/13/2019:  09:58:31

That loves blubber.

I had it once on a

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2019:  10:10:35

English Muffin with some kippered herring.

I spent the next week

Rossanne - Posted - 06/13/2019:  11:25:05

..snorkelling for whalers waders deep down among those beautiful coral, nearly out of oxygen, um, um, suddenly the vision of Mike Gregory appeared, motioning me to...um-um...

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2019:  12:31:09

grab hold of his squared eel and float to the surface.

Then he proceeded to

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/13/2019:  14:10:41

Stash everything into a small log.

The authorities, being the wiser lot here, decided

Rossanne - Posted - 06/13/2019:  14:27:22

to pass the can, then much later...

J e f f - Posted - 06/13/2019:  15:23:04

got bored so they decided to drink a gallon of Tennessee Prune Juice.
Too bad they

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/13/2019:  16:17:09

They were in Ohio.

Prune juice has been illegal there

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2019:  17:21:14

since Buckeye Bob owedeed on it in ‘56.

Toledo is known for

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2019:  03:15:58

being used in a common curse with “Holy”.

I think it’s a euphemism for