OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2019:  13:39:45

give the confidence to tackle other tunes.

Now, if only I could

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2019:  19:14:26

make some fingerpicks out of my pop's '55 Chevy's hubcaps.

My tool and die skills

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2019:  03:34:39

are a little rusty, but so are the hubcaps.

I’ll have to be careful

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/20/2019:  03:47:42

not to scratch the flippers.

The fender skirts are

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2019:  04:18:14

in good shape except where my ex-wife beat them with a stick.

She was trying

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/20/2019:  07:41:11

to change a tire but her tire iron got wedged in behind the fender skirt.

So she just phoned

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2019:  11:10:59

the AAA complaint line and explained the situation.

They promptly

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2019:  10:16:34

arrived with 3 burly men in trenchcoats.

You see, she had accidentally

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2019:  15:40:21

called Don Corleone’s private phone

He was extremely

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2019:  03:54:30

upset to learn what had happened.

You see how it is,,his x-wife was

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2019:  05:00:06

seduced by a handsome AAA tow truck driver.

She was hooked by his

DC5 - Posted - 02/23/2019:  11:41:45

wrecker chain and was taken away.


Years later she sent

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2019:  14:42:33

Don an autographed photo from Rocky’s Rekking-Yard.

Her job there entails

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2019:  04:06:27

Cleaning house and cooking for 6 rekkers and her 5 children.

She said she wishes she had never

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2019:  04:54:12

called that number.

It would have been better if

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2019:  04:11:42

Fred Sanford had just towed the vehicle to his place.

But Lamont said No Pop you

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2019:  05:24:54

have too much junk and too many lady friends already.

With that, Fred

DC5 - Posted - 02/25/2019:  06:48:19

grasped his chest and said "I'm coming Elizabeth!"


But this time it was

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2019:  06:55:14

8pm and time for The Jeffersons.

Lionel bought a model train set

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2019:  07:24:13

and set it up on the living room floor.

George tripped

DC5 - Posted - 02/25/2019:  14:02:08

on acid that was hidden in the sugar bowl.


Weezy then called

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2019:  18:05:26

out from the bathroom, yelling that someone had left the toilet seat up and hadn’t replaced the toilet paper.

George panicked

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2019:  19:25:00

because Weezy has a mean streak and fierce uppercut.

Skinny men marrying big women

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2019:  04:21:33

need to sit down and shut up.

George could not do

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2019:  05:25:48

either so he was always cowering in terror.

Wheezy wasn’t really

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2019:  08:20:02

related to Dom DeLuise, although she went to the DeLuise reunions every 5 years.

Some people jump the fence

DC5 - Posted - 02/26/2019:  14:01:36

just to get out quickly.



Last year they served

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2019:  17:34:29

lutefisk at the retirement home.

Several of the diners said

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2019:  18:08:09

Eliot Fisk never played the lute, just the guitar.

Next thing you know

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2019:  04:50:29

he's showing us scales on the fish.

Now that is a very

DC5 - Posted - 02/27/2019:  05:16:44

odd thing for a piano tuna.


There is something fishy

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2019:  07:02:43

going on in Warden Borden's garage.

Some say he's cloning Smoky the Bear

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2019:  08:32:01

in an effort to corner the fire prevention market.

The experiment isn’t

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2019:  04:30:52

going well,he caught the garage on fire.

Then he tried to blame it

DC5 - Posted - 02/28/2019:  05:55:54

on Mrs. O'Leary's Cow.


But there were no cows

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2019:  07:15:58

in Yellowstone Park, the wolves having taken care of those gentle grazers.

Warden Borden had a chicken coop

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2019:  10:54:43

that he used to store his returnable bottles.

There was no place

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2019:  04:10:15

on this green earth like it

Then came the

DC5 - Posted - 03/01/2019:  06:23:31

incident with Warden Bordon's daughter Lizzie.


Seems that she took a whack

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2019:  06:46:09

at lumberjacking and got carried away.

Her MO

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2019:  08:52:56

was similar to that of Paul Bunyan's.

No one believed that she

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/02/2019:  04:23:32

could do such a thing

But she went

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2019:  04:28:22

merrily on her way, chopping down everything in sight.

Things came to an abrupt halt when she tried

Raul Cabezali - Posted - 03/02/2019:  04:30:58

to open the bottle with her teeth.

Many a dentists' dream

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2019:  04:34:22

has come true because of that little stunt.

My dentist bought a

DC5 - Posted - 03/02/2019:  06:17:26

new yacht thanks to teeth bottle openers.


Of course if the IRS

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2019:  06:26:06

hacked into my e-files, they would throw me in the slammer.

Never barter with a voluptuous woman

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2019:  06:44:04

because you never know what she’s going to put on the table.

If you’re lucky,

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2019:  04:29:26

you might get a cheeseburger.

But if you're not lucky you