chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2021:  18:38:22

a tailpiece from an ancient African banjer,,also known as oud.

He pawned it a few times to pay his way through bartending school

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/15/2021:  20:11:15

and afterwards became a very famous man with his skills.

His specialty was

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/16/2021:  09:07:28

making sure that all of the good looking ladies in the bar were well serviced.



He especially liked

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/16/2021 09:08:34

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2021:  09:15:55

the Johnson twins from down the street.

They were always

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2021:  09:29:00

game for some shenanigans.

They were easy but not cheap

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/16/2021:  09:31:58

but liked his sick blonde jokes like; A blondes favorite nursery rhyme……”Hump Me Dump Me”.



Their favorite

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/16/2021 09:32:30

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2021:  11:36:42

pastime was quite unusual.

The liked to

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/16/2021:  14:42:39

play hickory dickory dock with anyone that would buy them a drink.

Needless to say,

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2021:  16:57:16

they didn’t get to play very often.

Most folks tried to

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2021:  16:59:23

lure them into Grim Jim’s back room where he kept his whips, handcuffs, and bridles.

But the vice squad showed up

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/16/2021:  17:50:17

on amateur stripper contest night just in time for Sgt. Bambi Bailey to enter.



Her performance

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OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2021:  03:09:43

literally knocked the socks off the audience.

They stood around, slack jawed and barefooted

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2021:  07:56:24

, never wishing to go back to the farm.

You can take the boy out of the country

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/17/2021:  08:32:37

but you cant take country out of the boy.

As they say in

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/17/2021:  11:15:34

Slim Jim’s; “You can take a boy to stripper night and he will leave penniless, drunk, and obnoxious”.



Jed brought Jethro

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/17/2021 11:16:46

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2021:  11:15:50

to the child psychologist.

He wanted to know if

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/17/2021 11:21:14

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2021:  11:23:12

he’d be willing to have a llooonnngg talk with that boy.



“Over my dead body!"

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KyBanjo - Posted - 05/17/2021:  12:35:30

said Jethro, Ive been educated and you cant do that to me.

He was really

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/17/2021:  15:01:31

adamant about the fact that he possessed a Third grade diploma.

Granny stepped in

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2021:  16:25:56

to an enormous pile of discarded beer cans.

She didn’t know

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2021:  17:00:03

Ellie Mae was a closet alcoholic.

Jed hid his moonshine

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/17/2021:  19:02:31

from granny as she was just to hard to handle on the sauce.

She sure could

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2021:  03:07:35

throw a mean left hook.

One time she hit Jed so hard

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/18/2021:  04:24:33

that it knocked him clean out for a few hours.

Granny sure

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/18/2021:  05:33:53

can stew up some possum innards and collard greens.

When she’s

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2021:  08:24:57

cookin’ up a storm you can bet she’s shooin’ everybody outta the kitchen.

The fancy eatin’ table

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2021:  12:21:22

has been the site of many an interesting dinner conversation.

There was the time that Jethro told Elly May

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/18/2021:  13:16:24

that he had secretly watched her swim in the nude.

This made Elly May very

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/18/2021:  14:12:55

upset so she proceeded to wallop Jethro with a 21 ounce, straight grained, hard rock maple, pot passer.

But secretly she

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/18/2021:  19:32:07

really enjoyed showing a little skin to Dash Riprock.

She really enjoyed

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2021:  20:55:53

teasin’ the fellers.

She went bra shopping with Miss Hathaway

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2021:  03:15:18

who was amazed at Elly’s magnificent physique.

She was particularly impressed with

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/19/2021:  03:56:44

the way Elly Mae looked in her new bikini.

Seems as if Miss Jane

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2021:  04:37:29

was getting exposed to more than she expected.

When the Clampetts arrived

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/19/2021:  04:52:36

Granny was the only one who wore a micro sling bikini.

Now Ellie Mae

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2021:  06:18:45

is the talk of the town.



Wally Cox was smitten

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OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2021:  12:41:37

but was sort of inept in how he expressed it.

He ended up

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/20/2021:  16:51:35

tongue-tied and tripped all over his words.



In the end

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chuckv97 - Posted - 05/20/2021:  19:05:23

he just went bird watching with Miss Hathaway.

She brought along

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2021:  02:54:34

a lovely picnic basket filled with goodies.

She included

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/21/2021:  09:47:16

roast beef sandwiches as well as a bottle of red wine.

Needless to say this overwhelmed

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2021:  10:34:07

the dear Professor, enough so that he proposed to the lady with the Olive Oyl figure.

She blushed demurely

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/21/2021:  15:00:54

but only momentarily.

When

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2021:  03:24:12

she abruptly tore off her blouse and said, “How would you grade these babies Professor?”

The professor leaned forward and

banjowannabe - Posted - 05/22/2021:  03:30:23

B, maybe a B+, but here's my extra credit question for you:

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/22/2021:  04:28:03

When did you get the “Bolt On Boobies” he asked?



She replied curtly

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/22/2021 04:28:32

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2021:  07:06:33

“These girls are all me Professor so grade accordingly.”

Which that she turned and

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2021:  08:37:51

mooned him.

This was not the first time

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/22/2021:  12:31:33

he had viewed a beautiful full moon close up.

Once in his observatory