chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2022:  08:39:31

he painted it black so’s nobody could see what was in it.

Meanwhile, back at

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/29/2022:  12:42:15

the church they were dancing up a storm.

They then decided

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2022:  17:40:44

to go out cow tipping.

Unfortunately, nobody knew

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2022:  20:07:10

how to tip a cow.



Some cows refused tips because they thought money was useless

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/29/2022 20:07:28

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2022:  04:02:11

and they had been eating psilocybin mushrooms so they were already pretty tipsy.

I’ve been gathering a few

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/30/2022:  04:23:43

mushrooms myself lately.

I’m hoping

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2022:  06:13:03

to poison my SO ever since she burned my prewar Gibson.

I told her long ago

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/30/2022:  10:02:00

that if she ever thought about messing with any of my Banjos it would be over and she would have to leave.

Well it didn't take long before

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/30/2022:  17:07:46

the screen door slammed her A$$ on the way out.

Now

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2022:  17:23:44

I’m on the hunt for a good gal who plays a mean rhythm guitar and likes cooking groundhog.

Things are a bit tight right now

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2022:  18:03:27

but I expect them to loosen up when I lose a few pounds.

I’ve started

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2022:  20:04:50

to shag my girl friend 7 times a day for exercise and heart muscle benefits.

She claims that

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2022:  03:10:23

I need to find another hobby.

Apparently she

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/01/2022:  04:36:32

thinks I have a lot of spare time on my hands.

Maybe I should

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2022:  08:29:17

hop a freight to Reno and then she’ll be sorry.

There’s no telling

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/01/2022:  09:26:39

where I will end up but anywhere is ok as long as she is not there.

The first thing

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2022:  10:50:45

I’ll do when I get there is get a nice hot meal

Then I will

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/01/2022:  11:58:10

find out where the banjo shop is and go look at their selection.

Well it seems that this town

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/01/2022:  13:59:56

that his deputies are up to no good.

If they only

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2022:  14:17:29

ate at Delmonico’s they’d be better off mentally.



Pedro stirs in

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/01/2022 14:17:56

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/01/2022:  16:47:16

memory enhancing sauce that really changes the way people feel about their mates.

Just last night

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2022:  02:55:24

I remembered to let the cat in.

Unfortunately

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/02/2022:  05:23:04

I wasn’t wearing my glasses and a raccoon came in instead of the cat.

By the time

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2022:  06:40:08

I get to Phoenix she’ll be raising hell over that critter in her closet.

She found the note I left

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/02/2022:  09:01:11

and immediately called Sgt. O'Hara who told her not to worry about it.

She is always

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2022:  17:30:33

bugging poor Sgt. O’Hara over the littlest things.

Just the other day she

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2022:  18:26:29

called him to report a peeping tom at her bedroom window.

The “tom” was a tomcat

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/02/2022:  20:11:20

that was actually stolen from the U.S. Navy Museum located in Washington, D.C.

It was

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2022:  03:15:00

reported missing by museum officials after an unusual incident.

Apparently several employees

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/03/2022:  04:02:25

have purchased EV’s.

I wonder

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2022:  08:47:39

where the “juice” is coming from?

The sun

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/03/2022:  12:00:36

might charge them if equipped with solar panels.

However I

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2022:  12:05:14

think the sun’s gonna run out of gas soon.

At least that’s what junk science is saying

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2022:  12:35:30

to all the nut job conspiracy theorists out there.

They’ll believe

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/03/2022:  15:20:58

that the earth is flat and only turns over on its side twice a day.

Sounds crazy but

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2022:  16:27:57

they claim “crazy” is just a relative term.



My senile old Uncle Moe

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/03/2022 16:28:34

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/03/2022:  16:38:56

use to believe he was one of the Three Stooges.

Turns out he

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2022:  17:50:23

actually was.

I felt bad

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/03/2022:  17:59:04

for Shemp, Larry and Curly as they were always taking all the hits.

I remember one time

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2022:  18:16:47

and one time only that I got lucky at Grim Jim’s.

Loose Lucy was in town

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2022:  02:37:09

and was granting everyone in the bar the favor of her charms.

Afterwards I realized

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/04/2022:  09:47:59

that a trip to the doctor was in order to treat STD’s.

Since

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2022:  13:36:45

I don’t have medical insurance I went to Louie, the local shade tree medicine guy.

He gave me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/04/2022:  15:49:16

saltpeter and a shot of KY-Wickey.

I think

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/04/2022:  16:05:08

both are available there

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2022:  16:13:54

in the cupboard of his underground bunker.

Ever since the 1960’s Louie’s been paranoid

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/04/2022:  16:29:28

quote:

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Originally posted by KyBanjo

both are available there...............................Sorry lost sevice for a bit

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KyBanjo - Posted - 10/04/2022:  16:35:23

of salesman of saltpeter to the general public was frowned upon.

However

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2022:  02:51:06

he likes to use it as a seasoning on his cheeseburgers.

He says it