OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2021:  03:10:33

to think French cars will make him more attractive to women.

He’s hoping they will over look his vows

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2021:  07:13:01

and look over his rakish persona.

Some church ladies in his congregation

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2021:  07:59:11

to express his freedom by wearing women’s undergarments.



One time he forgot

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KyBanjo - Posted - 04/28/2021:  10:06:58

that he had them on that night.

This caused a

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2021:  12:17:21

quite a scene when he changed into his vestments.

The choir screamed when

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2021:  13:47:37

he threw them his garter belt.

“A bit of holy humo(u)r

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/28/2021:  14:15:29

was all he was trying to do.

Haven't you ever

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2021:  17:27:07

driven or rode on a motorcycle?

It’s

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2021:  17:53:24

a hair-raising experience, fer shore; a course in Canada you can only ride without a lid in your back forty.

Why, just yesterday

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2021:  03:04:54

I to a walk around my back forty.

Of course, it doesn’t take long to walk forty feet, but

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/29/2021:  03:54:05

the exercise is really good for me.

Seems like someone should know if

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2021:  04:17:01

they are suffering from delusions of grandeur.

I’ll have to ask my minions

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/29/2021:  05:26:23

for their opinions.

Mostly

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  08:31:41

I eat toast on Tuesdays only.

Why I don’t eat it it

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2021:  09:25:00

should probably be the subject of intense scientific investigation, maybe even a doctoral thesis.

In fact, my entire

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/29/2021:  10:36:12

life should be documented.

What they really want is

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/29/2021:  13:19:08

what little money I have left.

I spent

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  13:36:48

my lifetime saving up for a trip to the west side of town.

I never leave my zip code area

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/29/2021:  15:34:32

because I refuse to pay taxes in other parts of town.

Recently I

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/29/2021:  16:47:58

had a date with a female bodybuilder who is 15 years younger than me.



She

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OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2021:  17:10:53

told me she used to bench press her last boyfriend.

When she asked me how much I weighed, I decided

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  17:48:23

to write her a Dear Jean letter.

She haunts my dreams

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/29/2021:  22:54:08

every single night.

I decided

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2021:  03:00:26

to sleep during the day but that didn’t work out very well.

I quickly discovered that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/30/2021:  06:07:49

watching the Home Shopping Network and QVC is addicting.



I recently purchased 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/30/2021 06:08:35

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/30/2021:  07:15:13

5 Richard Simmons’ videos, which comes with a free stairmaster, all for $944.

My new galpal

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/30/2021:  07:54:21

really enjoys the videos that I bought.

In fact she

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2021:  08:34:03

asked if she could make copies of them.

I’m concerned about violating

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/30/2021:  08:45:49

copyright regulations.

But then I’ve never been a saint

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/30/2021:  11:34:48

as I'm just very good at not getting caught.

You see I

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2021:  04:01:36

start stammering whenever I lie.

Ssssssso it’s easy tttttttto

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/01/2021:  07:09:58

figure out what he says if you listen real slow.

One can tell

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2021:  07:39:24

a jerk what to do, but you can’t lead a horse to water.

Some days I seem to mix up

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/01/2021:  07:45:59

my metaphor's for some reason.

It seems

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2021:  11:42:52

like there’s more than one way to skin a cat in a china shop.

That’s all water over the bridge

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/01/2021:  13:06:49

now as the horse finally took a sip of water.

Now its time to

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2021:  14:34:04

saddle up and close the barn door.

Chief Nokahoma

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/01/2021:  17:48:49

or fondly referred to as Chief Knock-A-Homer, is now 73, and retired.

Sometimes

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2021:  06:35:40

he fantasizes about making a comeback.

He figures

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/02/2021:  17:33:32

he’s got nothing to loose except his dignity.

His girlfriend Teri

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2021:  18:00:50

burned his teepee.

He now sleeps in Jane Fonda’s doghouse

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2021:  03:09:51

which wouldn’t be so bad if her dog was friendly.

Unfortunately, it’s pretty nasty

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/03/2021:  05:52:16

in there but he has stayed in worse areas.

Did you know

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/03/2021:  07:52:02

I used to be afraid of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.



Now

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chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2021:  07:54:21

seems like these 10 years of therapy with my psychologist is paying off.

Of course, he keeps sending me $500 invoices

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2021:  10:52:07

which my insurance company hates paying.

However, it’s a group plan so

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/04/2021:  08:09:51

to fool them, I have been filing claims using the names of others in the group.

So far

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2021:  08:41:10

the money keeps rolling in.

I’ll be leaving

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/04/2021:  09:18:55

by the weekend so please be prepared.

Normally I would